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Topic: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
Eidam

Replies: 8
Views: 2959

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:50 pm   Subject: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
Just for the record, this is all verbatim. The things between ( ) were in the original text.
Topic: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
Eidam

Replies: 8
Views: 2959

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:18 pm   Subject: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
edit: I actually like it more now than when I thought it was just a thing you made.

im sure duchamp faced similar reactions

"uh hey dude nice toilet you made there i guess. did you design t ...
Topic: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (spoilers I guess)
Eidam

Replies: 40
Views: 12963

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:27 pm   Subject: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (spoilers I guess)
Chatlog

That was awesome.

There is one reading of the book that proposes the Monster is a physical manifestation of Frankenstein's subconscious desire to escape from the stifling influence of hi ...
Topic: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
Eidam

Replies: 8
Views: 2959

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:17 pm   Subject: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
It's a story made with examples from my grammar patterns textbook.
Topic: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
Eidam

Replies: 8
Views: 2959

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:02 pm   Subject: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
John is intelligent.

John is here now. The leaves turned green (in Spring). Peter looks happy today. John died (yesterday). She walked (up the hill).

John went to London (last year). John looke ...
Topic: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
Eidam

Replies: 0
Views: 1967

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:00 pm   Subject: Basic Patterns - An Exemplar Story
John is intelligent.

John is here now. The leaves turned green in (Spring). Peter looks happy today. John died (yesterday). She walked (up the hill).

John went to London (last year). John looke ...
Topic: Q: Why do physicists favour the pill over condoms?
Eidam

Replies: 15
Views: 1465

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:55 pm   Subject: Q: Why do physicists favour the pill over condoms?
first thing isn't even a pun or a joke as far as I can tell
tunnel effect doesn't sound like anything to do with condoms
but try this one on for size
Why didn't the physicist want to have anal sex? ...
Topic: A THREAD TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ALSO SOME RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Eidam

Replies: 1555
Views: 145343

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:07 pm   Subject: Re: Hi!
Hi my name's Dave, I've read the rules. No jerks or siggy pix.
Long time reader first time poster.

Oh, yey! A fan!
Topic: Q: Why do physicists favour the pill over condoms?
Eidam

Replies: 15
Views: 1465

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:59 pm   Subject: Q: Why do physicists favour the pill over condoms?
Hey, hot stuff, I'd ask you to measure my dick but I just know you'd be affecting the result.
Topic: Q: Why do physicists favour the pill over condoms?
Eidam

Replies: 15
Views: 1465

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:24 pm   Subject: Q: Why do physicists favour the pill over condoms?
A: Tunnel effect.
Topic: Crazy youtube finds!
Eidam

Replies: 1258
Views: 217958

PostForum: Internet Knows My Secrets   Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:25 am   Subject: Crazy youtube finds!
LIL' PENGUIN LOST

WORLD
RECORD

Yey power up comics are mentioned in the thanks.
Topic: Bad paintings by GentlemanGeek
Eidam

Replies: 24
Views: 3182

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:11 am   Subject: Bad paintings by GentlemanGeek
I am amazed and delighted with the first painting. The second has been done. The third is compelling.

I am going to be the second person to ask for a framed print of the first drawing though.
Topic: Enough of the puns
Eidam

Replies: 27
Views: 2888

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:01 pm   Subject: Enough of the puns
then get on the dancefloor, cheston! Don't be a wallflower.

BEOWULF?

i dont geat it
Topic: tabb 100: books
Eidam

Replies: 434
Views: 26686

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:53 pm   Subject: tabb 100: books
in that case im gonna put forward The Watchmen by dave gibbons (i remember his name by heart because his last name is monkeys) and allan moore and uh *wikiwikiwiki* john higgins
Topic: Enough of the puns
Eidam

Replies: 27
Views: 2888

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:00 pm   Subject: Enough of the puns
So many puns, allene one post! Almost 170 of them! And they are very good! I want more! Or in Spanish, "muy bn! Keero más!" What a great dispo! sition!

Hope this isn't a passing faid.

...
Topic: who got in a fight with their lover on yesterday (v-t day)?
Eidam

Replies: 52
Views: 4900

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:03 pm   Subject: who got in a fight with their lover on yesterday (v-t day)?
we got into a heated discussion re: whether anne rice's twilight was a necessary evil
Topic: Carbon Dating
Eidam

Replies: 8
Views: 1137

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:52 pm   Subject: Carbon Dating
i love to pretend im a professional archaeologist and i even have a little speech about this topic i like to pop to pretend i know what the hug im talking about
Topic: Olives
Eidam

Replies: 29
Views: 2428

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:29 am   Subject: Olives
i always eat the pits
Topic: friday the thirteenth
Eidam

Replies: 32
Views: 2544

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:27 am   Subject: friday the thirteenth
well i didnt have bad luck per se

my computer is dying but that was a given for the last couple of days.


but other than that it was a pretty Okay day, I watched Silent Hill The Movie and it w ...
Topic: Dating
Eidam

Replies: 127
Views: 7124

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:58 pm   Subject: Dating
trainwreck of thought, i'd call that
Topic: Olives
Eidam

Replies: 29
Views: 2428

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:53 pm   Subject: Olives
pretty sure the more middle eastern (including east europe) your ascendancy is, the more likely you are to favour olives.
Topic: Dating
Eidam

Replies: 127
Views: 7124

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:38 pm   Subject: Dating
and by the past I mean not very long ago, and by formal I mean they called it dating and asked people on dates and stuff. Whereas our generation is just like "oh hey lets hang out and do stuff to ...
Topic: AUSTRALIANS I HAVE A FIRE-RELATED QUESTION
Eidam

Replies: 46
Views: 4196

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:51 pm   Subject: AUSTRALIANS I HAVE A FIRE-RELATED QUESTION
It is kinda intruiging in that it looks really young and really old at the same time. It is awesome and terrible.

The Curious Case of Tawny Frogmouth premiering this Fall.
Topic: maybe this chocolate is too dark
Eidam

Replies: 66
Views: 13628

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:48 pm   Subject: maybe this chocolate is too dark
What GG said. Eating 99% proof chocolate equates shoving a fistful of antimatter in your mouth, filling your stomach with sorrow one nega-bite at the time. It should only be user as a coffee mixer.
...
Topic: March: The Lord's month?
Eidam

Replies: 426
Views: 51497

PostForum: META   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:21 pm   Subject: March: The Lord's month?
Oh man cabbie's should go to the friggin MOMA its amazing
Topic: A THREAD TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ALSO SOME RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Eidam

Replies: 1555
Views: 145343

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:01 pm   Subject: A THREAD TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ALSO SOME RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Tell us about a) the best kiss you've ever had


and b) the time you were most cruel to animals.
Topic: A THREAD TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ALSO SOME RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Eidam

Replies: 1555
Views: 145343

PostForum: General Discussion: A Place for Wonderful Surprises   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:01 pm   Subject: A THREAD TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF AND ALSO SOME RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Tell us about you, Freddy.
Topic: Ask the ladies...
Eidam

Replies: 18480
Views: 1792666

PostForum: Ask The Ladies   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:57 pm   Subject: Ask the ladies...
hey ladies, anyone ever have ovarian cysts?

):

As far as I know almost all women have ovarian cysts to some degree.

Now, if we are talking the kind of shiznit that makes a fetus think he sho ...
Topic: March: The Lord's month?
Eidam

Replies: 426
Views: 51497

PostForum: META   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:54 pm   Subject: March: The Lord's month?

http://www.killerdeathrobot.com/avatar/tabb/eidam.png


thats more awesome because the last "eidam" is a signature in my mind
Topic: March: The Lord's month?
Eidam

Replies: 426
Views: 51497

PostForum: META   Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:54 pm   Subject: March: The Lord's month?
got no problem with protestants, it's those anabaptists i want to see suffer.

We don't even know anything about them besides that they are not baptists. They could be anything.
 

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