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Topic: As bad as today gets, soon my stomach will be brimming with-
mrdna

Replies: 0
Views: 2811

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:22 pm   Subject: As bad as today gets, soon my stomach will be brimming with-
BEEF.

This on a t-shirt, please. Also, four more characters available in the title line, please.
Topic: Inaccuracies outside the comic
mrdna

Replies: 11
Views: 6479

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:00 pm   Subject: Inaccuracies outside the comic
I thought I had a friggin' twenty dollar bill in this thing!
Topic: Accuracies within the Comic
mrdna

Replies: 2
Views: 1706

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:00 pm   Subject: Accuracies within the Comic
Words can be made into sentences. This is an accurate portrayal of reality.
Topic: has someone really eaten a tractor?
mrdna

Replies: 25
Views: 10136

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:20 pm   Subject: has someone really eaten a tractor?
My friend Dusty ate an LED light once. He checked for months to see if there was anything flashing in his shit. There never was. Conclusion: he somehow absorbed it into his system...?

But did he DI ...
Topic: [DC] Dating and Fate
mrdna

Replies: 5
Views: 1840

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:38 pm   Subject: [DC] Dating and Fate
Dear God:

Please stop helping people dump me. They are doing fine on their own.

Me.
Topic: [DC] T-Rex. I want you.
mrdna

Replies: 13
Views: 4670

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:37 am   Subject: [DC] T-Rex. I want you.
Surprised Lovemaking must have required some delicacy and careful positioning since palaeontologists believe most dinosaurs did not have a Surprised
Topic: [DC] T-Rex. I want you.
mrdna

Replies: 13
Views: 4670

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:33 am   Subject: [DC] T-Rex. I want you.
Which brings up the point:

T-Rex genitalia
-more in proportion with the giant friggin' head?
-more in proportion with itty bitty arms?

Do archeologists even know? [pun]That's one bone that doe ...
Topic: [DC] Babies, what's the deal/
mrdna

Replies: 15
Views: 3237

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:52 pm   Subject: [DC] Babies, what's the deal/
Seriously, though, what is the deal with babies? People really seem to like them.
Topic: [DC] Hey, Ryan! That's what /she/ said!
mrdna

Replies: 32
Views: 6340

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:04 am   Subject: [DC] Hey, Ryan! That's what /she/ said!
Today I said

"Can you just put it in my mouth? My hands are full."

I thought of T-Rex and would've smiled. But by then my mouth was full, too.
Topic: [DC] It's Wednesday! How are your relationships?
mrdna

Replies: 14
Views: 3157

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:22 pm   Subject: [DC] It's Wednesday! How are your relationships?
So, it occurs to me there are two ways of reading T-Rex saying "When the phone rings, I think it might be a lady." Either:

A) So many ladies are calling him, the odds are any phone ringe ...
Topic: [DC] Explosions Magazine
mrdna

Replies: 50
Views: 17932

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:55 pm   Subject: [DC] Explosions Magazine
It strains my credulity, or something, something is strained, something is straiend to think that the mind so genius as to create an exlosions magazine would only call it "Explosions Magazine.&qu ...
Topic: [DC] Blues Riff in B
mrdna

Replies: 23
Views: 5193

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:10 pm   Subject: [DC] Blues Riff in B
McFly reference definitely got an actual out-loud laugh. My girlfriend asked why I was laughing so I had her read it. Turns out SHE DOESN'T GET BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCES. My world is crumbling. ...
Topic: Beers
mrdna

Replies: 48
Views: 9435

PostForum: Literature and Pastries   Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:55 pm   Subject: Beers
[beer snob]What is a good, cheap beer?

Cannot be answered - cheap beer is bad. That is why it is cheap. If you want to taste something buy anything from a local microbrewery. Local will be cheap ...
Topic: [DC] Best Sentence in the English Language
mrdna

Replies: 32
Views: 12983

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:34 pm   Subject: [DC] Best Sentence in the English Language
Sorry, the best sentence is

Wow. I'm drunker than I thought I am.
Topic: [DC] Japan hates you.
mrdna

Replies: 53
Views: 11165

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:11 pm   Subject: [DC] Japan hates you.
T-Rex - OMG! "Nintendo, I just wish I had a sister you could marry!"

I need this on a t-shirt.
Topic: [DC] who will guard the guards themselves?
mrdna

Replies: 17
Views: 4050

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:43 pm   Subject: [DC] who will guard the guards themselves?
don't listen to this guy he's an altruistic pervert

Guilty as charged Crying or Very sad
Topic: [DC] who will guard the guards themselves?
mrdna

Replies: 17
Views: 4050

PostForum: Truth and Beauty Bombs   Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:34 pm   Subject: [DC] who will guard the guards themselves?
Who will help me finish at an 'All U Can Eat... oh wait, nevermind.
 

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