Voices of Poppycock

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:01 pm

Also, Justin if you want to cut out the middlewoman, we could maybe work out some kind of exchange. It will involve trusting each other not to be crazy Internet killers though.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:03 pm

Hey, what about Steve?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:05 pm

Steve? Naw, I don't think he has the brains to be a crazy Internet killer.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:06 pm

I'll show you who has brains. [Furiously colors in his My Little Pony coloring book, going way outside the lines]

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:09 pm

For a minute there, I was afraid you were going to open your refrigerator door and show me who has brains... and livers and hearts and tongues.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:09 pm

Boorishly P. Foundry wrote:

Also, Justin if you want to cut out the middlewoman, we could maybe work out some kind of exchange. It will involve trusting each other not to be crazy Internet killers though.

Fair enough! I send comic things to people all of the time, Steve included, and thus far nobody has cut me up. PM away!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:10 pm

Boorishly P. Foundry wrote:

For a minute there, I was afraid you were going to open your refrigerator door and show me who has brains... and livers and hearts and tongues.

I - I don't understand.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:11 pm

justinpie wrote:

Boorishly P. Foundry wrote:

Also, Justin if you want to cut out the middlewoman, we could maybe work out some kind of exchange. It will involve trusting each other not to be crazy Internet killers though.

Fair enough! I send comic things to people all of the time, Steve included, and thus far nobody has cut me up. PM away!

Actually, I'd prefer to do a "drop". Meet me at the overpass at 10:00 PM tonight, and I'll throw it over the guardrail as I drive across.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:11 pm

They're all body parts, Steve!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:12 pm

Boorishly P. Foundry wrote:

Actually, I'd prefer to do a "drop". Meet me at the overpass at 10:00 PM tonight, and I'll throw it over the guardrail as I drive across.

It'll be like the Ladykillers, and I'm the garbage barge!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:13 pm

Or like in the Hudsucker Proxy and my address is Charles Durning!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:14 pm

Justin, your Mom is the one who was the garbage barge. Last night. And I was the, um, the garbage?

Did that work?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:15 pm

Or like The Big Lebowski and your card is John Goodman's underpants!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:16 pm

Commander Steve Carey wrote:

Justin, your Mom is the one who was the garbage barge. Last night. And I was the, um, the garbage?

Did that work?

Yes, the physiology does make sense, Steve.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:18 pm

And so I barged her.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:19 pm

That doesn't quite work unless you are the barge yourself.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:22 pm

I garbaged your mom.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:23 pm

They should change the name of garbage barges to "garbarges".

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:25 pm

Yeah, I was just thinking about how "garbage" and "barge" both use exactly the same letters. It's like they ran out.