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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was so caught up in Lupercalia Fever I can't believe I forgot this!

Happy Groundhog Day, everyone! I Got You Babe!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is San Jose, our Groundhog Day is a bit shorter.




Basically, we look for tanlines on the beast to tell whether or not we're going to have six more seconds of winter.



Oh look, my orange tree is blossoming.



Just thought I'd share.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you are bad man

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seriously. Let's sacrifice him to our god!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Our regional groundhog is Jimmy, so that ought to do.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey guys it's like forty degrees and sunny in Cleveland today!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, it's the same here in here in Milwaukee, I really shouldn't complain. Aside from December, this winter has been awesome.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My folks live in the Groundhog Capitol Of The World, incidentally. I hope they pick up some chocolate groundhogs this year.

And yeah, we still haven't seen snow for weeks in Southern Wisconsin, so Jimmy is pretty much stating the obvious.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this what global warming looks like?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Because I am against global warming. So I want to know if I should feel guilty about enjoying this weather.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's true! Apparently there are houses in alaska falling into the water because of it. Technology will fix it, though!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dammit! I always thought global warming would walk down the street kicking puppies and pushing nuns. But it turns out that global warming can be the guy who comes over to your house with a six-pack and tickets to the hockey game.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the irony of Global Warming enjoying hockey.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They play it indoors, Justin. They have a hockey team in Phoenix, Arizona, for crumbs sake!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We would play hockey outdoors in Wisconsin if Wisconsin was not a dumb state with no hockey team.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rush Limbaugh told me that only libruls believe in global warming, this morning. Libruls who want to kick Christians out of America because they hate Thomas Jefferson.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

justinpie wrote:
We would play hockey outdoors in Wisconsin if Wisconsin was not a dumb state with no hockey team.


Funny enough you should mention outdoor hockey around these parts, the Badgers are playing Ohio State at the literally frozen tundra of Lambeau Field next Saturday. Maybe a home team win at Lambeau for a change? That'd be a refreshing change of pace.

We do have an IHL team in MKE, the Admirals. Yeah, they're not NHL, but they actually, you know, play every year.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

justinpie wrote:
We would play hockey outdoors in Wisconsin if Wisconsin was not a dumb state with no hockey team.


Cleveland has only ever had minor league teams as far as I know. We lost one (the fantastic Lumberjacks -- the Penguins' farm team in the IHL) a few years back. And we're on the verge of losing another (the vastly inferior Barons -- the Sharks' farm team in the AHL).

Unfortunately, Cleveland is just not a hockey town. That was one of the things that made the games so great -- you could get dirt cheap tickets to an exciting game and they would throw all kinds of goodies and other attractions at you to get you to come. But having only a couple thousand fans show up every game is not a good way to run a team, I guess. So now there is no more hockey in Cleveland.

There's the Blue Jackets, I guess. But who wants to drive to Columbus? I might as well go see the Penguins for all that.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

timdemeter wrote:
We do have an IHL team in MKE, the Admirals. Yeah, they're not NHL, but they actually, you know, play every year.


WHAT

They told us the IHL folded! That's why they took away the Jacks and stuck us with the crappy crappy no-fun Barons!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, you're right, it is the AHL now.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, that's good. I was going to get mad there!

Anyway, I feel like I saw the Barons play the Admirals earlier this year. And I feel like we lost 7 to 3 or something ridiculous like that. Stupid Barons!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We have a baseball team! The Mallards!

But they're not playing now, so.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mallard is delicious.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

do we have six more weeks of summer or what?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Summer weather comes six weeks earlier, if that's what you're asking.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Guys Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Boorishly P. Foundry wrote:
timdemeter wrote:
We do have an IHL team in MKE, the Admirals. Yeah, they're not NHL, but they actually, you know, play every year.


WHAT

They told us the IHL folded! That's why they took away the Jacks and stuck us with the crappy crappy no-fun Barons!


Distraughty the Eagle

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Man, those were two of the best ones, like, ever.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now and forever, let's call it Groundhogg Day.

Groundhogg Day is The Gentleman's Holiday©

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Does that have call girls like a gentleman's club does?

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