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justinpie
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Joined: 11 Nov 2004
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:35 am |
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I was so caught up in Lupercalia Fever I can't believe I forgot this!
Happy Groundhog Day, everyone! I Got You Babe! |
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technoatheist

Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 450
Location: Hiding behind a dust speck.
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:41 am |
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Here is San Jose, our Groundhog Day is a bit shorter.
Basically, we look for tanlines on the beast to tell whether or not we're going to have six more seconds of winter.
Oh look, my orange tree is blossoming.
Just thought I'd share. |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:43 am |
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you are bad man |
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timdemeter

Joined: 07 Dec 2005
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:46 am |
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Seriously. Let's sacrifice him to our god! |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:47 am |
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Our regional groundhog is Jimmy, so that ought to do.
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Boorishly P. Foundry
Alive in our hearts

Joined: 05 Jan 2005
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Location: Halfway to Heaven
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:03 pm |
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Hey guys it's like forty degrees and sunny in Cleveland today! |
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timdemeter

Joined: 07 Dec 2005
Posts: 565
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:12 pm |
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Actually, it's the same here in here in Milwaukee, I really shouldn't complain. Aside from December, this winter has been awesome. |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:17 pm |
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My folks live in the Groundhog Capitol Of The World, incidentally. I hope they pick up some chocolate groundhogs this year.
And yeah, we still haven't seen snow for weeks in Southern Wisconsin, so Jimmy is pretty much stating the obvious. |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:29 pm |
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Is this what global warming looks like? |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:31 pm |
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Because I am against global warming. So I want to know if I should feel guilty about enjoying this weather. |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:31 pm |
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It's true! Apparently there are houses in alaska falling into the water because of it. Technology will fix it, though! |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:35 pm |
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Dammit! I always thought global warming would walk down the street kicking puppies and pushing nuns. But it turns out that global warming can be the guy who comes over to your house with a six-pack and tickets to the hockey game. |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:29 pm |
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I love the irony of Global Warming enjoying hockey. |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:50 pm |
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They play it indoors, Justin. They have a hockey team in Phoenix, Arizona, for crumbs sake! |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:54 pm |
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We would play hockey outdoors in Wisconsin if Wisconsin was not a dumb state with no hockey team. |
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Timefishblue
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Joined: 18 Dec 2004
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:56 pm |
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Rush Limbaugh told me that only libruls believe in global warming, this morning. Libruls who want to kick Christians out of America because they hate Thomas Jefferson. |
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timdemeter

Joined: 07 Dec 2005
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:07 pm |
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| justinpie wrote: |
| We would play hockey outdoors in Wisconsin if Wisconsin was not a dumb state with no hockey team. |
Funny enough you should mention outdoor hockey around these parts, the Badgers are playing Ohio State at the literally frozen tundra of Lambeau Field next Saturday. Maybe a home team win at Lambeau for a change? That'd be a refreshing change of pace.
We do have an IHL team in MKE, the Admirals. Yeah, they're not NHL, but they actually, you know, play every year. |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:15 pm |
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| justinpie wrote: |
| We would play hockey outdoors in Wisconsin if Wisconsin was not a dumb state with no hockey team. |
Cleveland has only ever had minor league teams as far as I know. We lost one (the fantastic Lumberjacks -- the Penguins' farm team in the IHL) a few years back. And we're on the verge of losing another (the vastly inferior Barons -- the Sharks' farm team in the AHL).
Unfortunately, Cleveland is just not a hockey town. That was one of the things that made the games so great -- you could get dirt cheap tickets to an exciting game and they would throw all kinds of goodies and other attractions at you to get you to come. But having only a couple thousand fans show up every game is not a good way to run a team, I guess. So now there is no more hockey in Cleveland.
There's the Blue Jackets, I guess. But who wants to drive to Columbus? I might as well go see the Penguins for all that. |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:16 pm |
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| We do have an IHL team in MKE, the Admirals. Yeah, they're not NHL, but they actually, you know, play every year. |
WHAT
They told us the IHL folded! That's why they took away the Jacks and stuck us with the crappy crappy no-fun Barons! |
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timdemeter

Joined: 07 Dec 2005
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:36 pm |
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No, you're right, it is the AHL now. |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:41 pm |
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Okay, that's good. I was going to get mad there!
Anyway, I feel like I saw the Barons play the Admirals earlier this year. And I feel like we lost 7 to 3 or something ridiculous like that. Stupid Barons! |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:44 pm |
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We have a baseball team! The Mallards!
But they're not playing now, so. |
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Bearclaw
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Joined: 10 Nov 2004
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:34 pm |
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Mallard is delicious. |
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AndyClark

Joined: 19 Jul 2005
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:13 pm |
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do we have six more weeks of summer or what? |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:16 pm |
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Summer weather comes six weeks earlier, if that's what you're asking. |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
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Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:20 pm |
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Guys Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday. |
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Baron von Swede

Joined: 12 Oct 2005
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:00 pm |
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| Boorishly P. Foundry wrote: |
| timdemeter wrote: |
| We do have an IHL team in MKE, the Admirals. Yeah, they're not NHL, but they actually, you know, play every year. |
WHAT
They told us the IHL folded! That's why they took away the Jacks and stuck us with the crappy crappy no-fun Barons! |
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Lucas J
Old Dutch Fury

Joined: 18 Nov 2004
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Location: Berkeley, CA
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:34 pm |
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ALSO
Man, those were two of the best ones, like, ever. |
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justinpie
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Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:37 pm |
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Now and forever, let's call it Groundhogg Day.
Groundhogg Day is The Gentleman's Holiday© |
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Forsyth
Joined: 15 Dec 2005
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Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:23 am |
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Does that have call girls like a gentleman's club does? |
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