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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ducks' skin is too human.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There should be an article about Fictional Jimbo Wales, or at least Jimbo Wales In Fiction.

Also, an article about the endangered Jimbo Whales of Nebraska.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I suspect this was a cleverly disguised ploy to get readers of Dinosaur Comics to learn more about chickens. Come on, guys. Tell me you didn't at least skim over the chicken wiki article.

...

Honestly I read it because I just wanted to make sure that I really did already know about chickens. Just in case.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This whole thing has had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a while!

Ryan! You never let us down!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Library of Babel contains a near-infinite number of fictional biographies of Jimbo Wales.

QUANTUM JIMBO WALES?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

During the dark age to come, forums like this may become the only repositories for knowledge of animals like the chicken, and without our devotion, chicken related lore could be lost to mankind forever.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

someone needs to make a "Fictional Jimbo Wales" page

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

add a section for mirror universe jimbo wales
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yellow Peril, The wrote:
The Library of Babel contains a near-infinite number of fictional biographies of Jimbo Wales.

QUANTUM JIMBO WALES?


i love how this forum can be relied upon to throw out near-constant Borges references.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Chickens are carnivores and will feed on small children, and even large mammals like giraffes, if they can get them. Domestic chickens are capable of flying for long distances. Chickens will sometimes fly simply in order to explore their surroundings, but will especially fly in an attempt to attack when they are hungry.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ryan, were you aware of uncyclopedia.org when you wrote this comic?[/url]
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This comic just furthers my suspicion that Ryan lives to make peoples' lives more difficult.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the chicken article is very detailed and somewhat interesting.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, Ryan, also, you said his name wrong. It's "Jimmy 'Jimbo' Wales."

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay you'll all say "A HUMORLESS WIKIPEDIAN", but, being funny to the detriment of Wikipedia isn't nice? I mean, okay it was funny, but isn't it wrong to be funny when that means harming someone or something else? It would be like standing outside a black person's house in front of a mob of white supremacists and making jokes about lynching! Only kind of a lot less so. Maybe like telling people to prank-call the police. Okay, still a bit less, but YOU GET THE POINT.

Also, what do you mean when you said "when I linked to this article it was already protected from before"? The logs show that it was only locked around ten hours ago, when did you post the comic?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Taking Wikipedia too seriously is harmful to humor.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Basically it's like being Hitler.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A HUMORLESS WIKIPEDIAN
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonko wrote:
Ryan, were you aware of uncyclopedia.org when you wrote this comic?[/url]


OK, I have never read Uncyclopedia before now, and my impression is that leaving comedy to the masses is not a good idea.

Is there a single article on there with jokes that don't include references to Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Glyff wrote:
I suspect this was a cleverly disguised ploy to get readers of Dinosaur Comics to learn more about chickens. Come on, guys. Tell me you didn't at least skim over the chicken wiki article.

...

Honestly I read it because I just wanted to make sure that I really did already know about chickens. Just in case.
Actually, I did end up reading the chicken article...(the unvandaled one). This is the trip I took on Wikipedia this morning: Chickens-->Mike the headless chicken-->Foghorn Leghorn-->Shirley the Loon-->most of the other characters from Tiny Toon Adventures-->Honey Bunny-->Queen Tyrannia (Not spelled that way)-->Duck Dodgers and the 24th and 1/2 Century (the short),-->Duck Dodgers, etc. the series-->crossword puzzles-->Scrabble. I Wuv Woo Wikipedia.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, Uncyclopedia is really, really bad. This is good though.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yellow Peril, The wrote:
The Library of Babel contains a near-infinite number of fictional biographies of Jimbo Wales.

QUANTUM JIMBO WALES?


I love how this forum is just peppered with Borges references.

EDIT: hug, dri-ft

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love how this forum is just peppered with Borges-- DAMN IT

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That really was an edit, though! I don't know why it doesn't show up that way. Anyone who read my post during the ninety seconds or so interval in which I read the rest of the thread and edited it can vouch for me!

edit: this is an edit

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It doesn't show up because you edited it before anyone else posted.

Edit: see.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

revfitz wrote:
Yeah, Uncyclopedia is really, really bad. This is good though.

So is this one.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

revfitz wrote:
Yeah, Uncyclopedia is really, really bad. This is good though.


A+

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good gravy! Some people must have gone through the entire thing to make it internally consistent! Just about every page that mentions George W Bush infers that he is actually Emperor Palpatine.

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Unwinder wrote:
revfitz wrote:
Yeah, Uncyclopedia is really, really bad. This is good though.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA+

Fixed

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