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SaMX
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Ducks' skin is too human. |
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Dezro
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:43 pm |
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There should be an article about Fictional Jimbo Wales, or at least Jimbo Wales In Fiction.
Also, an article about the endangered Jimbo Whales of Nebraska. |
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Glyff
Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 149
Location: Mystery meat
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 pm |
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I suspect this was a cleverly disguised ploy to get readers of Dinosaur Comics to learn more about chickens. Come on, guys. Tell me you didn't at least skim over the chicken wiki article.
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Honestly I read it because I just wanted to make sure that I really did already know about chickens. Just in case. |
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Swimmin' Pants
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Posts: 72
Location: California
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:49 pm |
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This whole thing has had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a while!
Ryan! You never let us down! |
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Yellow Peril, The
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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Location: Urbana, IL
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:54 pm |
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The Library of Babel contains a near-infinite number of fictional biographies of Jimbo Wales.
QUANTUM JIMBO WALES? |
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logcabinrepairman
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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Location: 7th frame
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:01 pm |
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During the dark age to come, forums like this may become the only repositories for knowledge of animals like the chicken, and without our devotion, chicken related lore could be lost to mankind forever. |
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Sam
Captain of Flowers
Joined: 17 Aug 2005
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:21 pm |
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someone needs to make a "Fictional Jimbo Wales" page |
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Yellow Peril, The
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:24 pm |
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add a section for mirror universe jimbo wales |
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dri-ft
as in, "get my"?
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
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Location: england
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:49 pm |
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The Library of Babel contains a near-infinite number of fictional biographies of Jimbo Wales.
QUANTUM JIMBO WALES? |
i love how this forum can be relied upon to throw out near-constant Borges references. |
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Unwinder
Foreman of Deceit
Joined: 26 Sep 2005
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Location: Wherever the money is at! (because I love money)
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:17 pm |
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| Chickens are carnivores and will feed on small children, and even large mammals like giraffes, if they can get them. Domestic chickens are capable of flying for long distances. Chickens will sometimes fly simply in order to explore their surroundings, but will especially fly in an attempt to attack when they are hungry. |
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Wonko
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
Posts: 6
Location: Outside the assylum
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:25 pm |
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Ryan, were you aware of uncyclopedia.org when you wrote this comic?[/url] |
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BenB
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
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Location: The Alternate Universe TABB
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:32 pm |
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This comic just furthers my suspicion that Ryan lives to make peoples' lives more difficult. |
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SaMX
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:34 pm |
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the chicken article is very detailed and somewhat interesting. |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
Totally Klawsome
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:44 pm |
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Oh, Ryan, also, you said his name wrong. It's "Jimmy 'Jimbo' Wales." |
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Simetrical
Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Okay you'll all say "A HUMORLESS WIKIPEDIAN", but, being funny to the detriment of Wikipedia isn't nice? I mean, okay it was funny, but isn't it wrong to be funny when that means harming someone or something else? It would be like standing outside a black person's house in front of a mob of white supremacists and making jokes about lynching! Only kind of a lot less so. Maybe like telling people to prank-call the police. Okay, still a bit less, but YOU GET THE POINT.
Also, what do you mean when you said "when I linked to this article it was already protected from before"? The logs show that it was only locked around ten hours ago, when did you post the comic? |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
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Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:19 am |
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Taking Wikipedia too seriously is harmful to humor. |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
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Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:19 am |
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Basically it's like being Hitler. |
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revfitz
Whimsy Overcomes Him
Joined: 18 Dec 2005
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:21 am |
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Unwinder
Foreman of Deceit
Joined: 26 Sep 2005
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Location: Wherever the money is at! (because I love money)
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:41 am |
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| Ryan, were you aware of uncyclopedia.org when you wrote this comic?[/url] |
OK, I have never read Uncyclopedia before now, and my impression is that leaving comedy to the masses is not a good idea.
Is there a single article on there with jokes that don't include references to Lord of the Rings or Star Wars? |
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crazydiamond
Joined: 03 Aug 2005
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:42 am |
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I suspect this was a cleverly disguised ploy to get readers of Dinosaur Comics to learn more about chickens. Come on, guys. Tell me you didn't at least skim over the chicken wiki article.
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Actually, I did end up reading the chicken article...(the unvandaled one). This is the trip I took on Wikipedia this morning: Chickens-->Mike the headless chicken-->Foghorn Leghorn-->Shirley the Loon-->most of the other characters from Tiny Toon Adventures-->Honey Bunny-->Queen Tyrannia (Not spelled that way)-->Duck Dodgers and the 24th and 1/2 Century (the short),-->Duck Dodgers, etc. the series-->crossword puzzles-->Scrabble.  Wikipedia. |
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revfitz
Whimsy Overcomes Him
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:45 am |
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Aman
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Joined: 27 Oct 2005
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:39 am |
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The Library of Babel contains a near-infinite number of fictional biographies of Jimbo Wales.
QUANTUM JIMBO WALES? |
I love how this forum is just peppered with Borges references.
EDIT: hug, dri-ft |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:50 am |
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I love how this forum is just peppered with Borges-- DAMN IT |
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Aman
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:09 am |
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That really was an edit, though! I don't know why it doesn't show up that way. Anyone who read my post during the ninety seconds or so interval in which I read the rest of the thread and edited it can vouch for me!
edit: this is an edit |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:11 am |
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It doesn't show up because you edited it before anyone else posted.
Edit: see. |
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Aman
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:11 am |
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Ah. |
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Metaphoragizery
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:35 am |
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So is this one. |
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Unwinder
Foreman of Deceit
Joined: 26 Sep 2005
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:12 am |
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A+ |
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Unwinder
Foreman of Deceit
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:18 am |
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Good gravy! Some people must have gone through the entire thing to make it internally consistent! Just about every page that mentions George W Bush infers that he is actually Emperor Palpatine. |
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ILFTFIAPEA
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Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:19 am |
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Fixed |
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