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Roll Fish
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I work in a hospital and today someone was admitted through the ER with a priapism. I felt like walking over there and congratulating him.
Share priapism experiences in this thread. |
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Xzanxizy
Joined: 03 Mar 2007
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Principal Ass
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Mon May 28, 2007 2:19 am |
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"Congrats, now I'm going to stick this needle in your piece..." |
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SaMX
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Location, Location.
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Mon May 28, 2007 2:22 am |
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I knew a guy who had that when he was like eleven. We didn't even know what it was really called. We called it permanent boner. |
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Sydd
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
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Mon May 28, 2007 2:50 am |
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DarnHappyHobo
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
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Location: Just about anywhere, really
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Mon May 28, 2007 2:52 am |
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or "permaboner," affectionately. |
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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Location: beautiful, sunny Jersey City
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Mon May 28, 2007 10:41 am |
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I try not to get affectionate with boners |
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sin
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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Location: Sheffield, UK
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Tue May 29, 2007 2:41 pm |
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in my teens and early twenties, I began to fear that I had priapism. I'm not even kidding. it seems to have settled down now though |
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Loeb Employee
Joined: 04 Apr 2005
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Tue May 29, 2007 2:47 pm |
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god i really hate people from irc coming in here making threads about boners oh wait |
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King Carl
Joined: 27 Aug 2005
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Tue May 29, 2007 3:45 pm |
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Miles
away from ordinary
Joined: 06 Apr 2007
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Tue May 29, 2007 3:47 pm |
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Guys this thread is about MEDICAL BONERS okay. |
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Faid
Joined: 30 Jan 2005
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Location: The blissful, green silence of the hills of Arcadia
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Tue May 29, 2007 3:53 pm |
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Guys medical boners are pretty much like normal boners.
Only they don't go away. |
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OhMorris
Joined: 25 Feb 2007
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Location: The sunny beaches of Maine
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Tue May 29, 2007 6:19 pm |
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m-maybe if you just keep tuggin at it |
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Faid
Joined: 30 Jan 2005
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Tue May 29, 2007 6:52 pm |
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Nnnnope. |
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Future Skeleton
Joined: 15 Oct 2006
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Tue May 29, 2007 7:48 pm |
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Medical Boners are nothing to laugh about, people. |
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Chadwick Wellingsworth
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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Tue May 29, 2007 8:15 pm |
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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Location: beautiful, sunny Jersey City
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Tue May 29, 2007 8:36 pm |
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| m-maybe if you just keep tuggin at it |
+fancy name |
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TenDragons
Joined: 24 Mar 2007
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Tue May 29, 2007 10:33 pm |
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sounds pretty unpleasant! |
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Principal Ass
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Tue May 29, 2007 10:40 pm |
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is the cure a m-medical handjob? |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
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Tue May 29, 2007 10:42 pm |
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The cure is thinking about baseball. A lot. |
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Thene
Joined: 23 Sep 2006
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Tue May 29, 2007 10:55 pm |
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priapism
nasty jism
i wish i could sling
to calm this massive chubby
i wish i could sling
nasty jism
priapism |
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Thene
Joined: 23 Sep 2006
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Tue May 29, 2007 10:55 pm |
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it calms down after an orgasm right? or is it just to painful to have one? |
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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Wed May 30, 2007 3:15 am |
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either you cant have one or when you do, it sticks around and is just really painful. like ULTRA blue balls. Kinda like if Sub-Zero iced your nuts. |
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SaMX
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Wed May 30, 2007 9:18 am |
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it's like sub-zero is giving you a hand job. And you don't want him to. |
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Miles
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Joined: 06 Apr 2007
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Wed May 30, 2007 10:34 am |
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UNLIKELY |
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Jhayes94
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
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Wed May 30, 2007 12:34 pm |
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| Clitoris Fish wrote: |
| I work in a hospital and today someone was admitted through the ER with a priapism. I felt like walking over there and congratulating him. |
Hopefully not by shaking his hand
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Joined: 13 Jan 2007
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Wed May 30, 2007 3:49 pm |
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| Clitoris Fish wrote: |
| either you cant have one or when you do, it sticks around and is just really painful. like ULTRA blue balls. Kinda like if Sub-Zero iced your nuts. |
expert from experience? |
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the baber
Christmas came early
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:46 pm |
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more like exspurt amirite |
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yr ROBOT crush
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Wed May 30, 2007 8:23 pm |
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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Thu May 31, 2007 3:53 am |
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i see what you did there. |
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