urinal question

ten out of ten · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:06 am

I mostly interested in the percentages not so much the etiquette

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fly fo sho

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:35 pm

sam

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:41 pm

voted 2 but I gotta clarify: It's un-belt, un-button, then un-zip.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:42 pm

eyes forward, sam

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:57 pm

How is number 2 getting the most votes? This is the main purpose of the fly, you guys.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:44 pm

I was under the assumption that the zipper fly was just a quicker and easier alternative to the button fly, both of which allow pants to be done up and undone.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:11 pm

No it is a hole for your diddle when you're taking a piddle so you don't got to fiddle with the belt on your middle.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:07 pm

I guess some dudes' diddles are more maneuverable.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:42 pm

Maybe you are wearing your pants wrong? The zipper should be right in front of your dipper.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:55 pm

Oh oh but dude, I wear briefs. I think that may be the key here.

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this thread is very educational

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:11 pm

I wear briefs or boxer-briefs, never boxers. Totally not an issue.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:14 pm

Justin I am talking about my underwear on your forum! Did you see me?

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:58 pm

I can delete the posts but years of therapy will never let me un-read them!

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:58 pm

I wear boxer-briefs.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:21 pm

I simply aim my leg toward the urinal in question and aim carefully.

It's usually my right leg, and yes, I have to bend my foot out of the way a bit.

I like to think it's a talent I've acquired.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:37 pm

miles and boorishly are right you guys.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:55 pm

roquentin wrote:

miles and boorishly you are guys right?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:19 am

Miles wrote:

How is number 2 getting the most votes? This is the main purpose of the fly, you guys.

My thoughts EXACTLY

A Bear wrote:

Oh oh but dude, I wear briefs. I think that may be the key here.

Dude that's why briefs* have flys! You can't say that it's for some other reason, when there IS no other reason.

I should disclose that I usually use the stall, when possible, as I prefer to dab with a square of toilet paper, but EVEN IN THE STALL, it's 'pull it out the fly'.

*-most briefs.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:20 am

We should move this discussion to Ask the Ladies, just for irony's sake.

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i go commando and zippers pose a serious threat

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boxer briefs are best

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Colostomy bags save the most time

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:48 am

i wear boxer briefs and am never comfortable fiddling around with my zipper and the hole in my boxer briefs and then pulling my member through cold, sharp, jagged metal teeth all the while trying to stay within the confines of the urinal

i pull over and i am not ashamed

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I pull it out the fly and was surprised other people don't

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i invented rain wrote:

i wear boxer briefs and am never comfortable fiddling around with my zipper and the hole in my boxer briefs and then pulling my member through cold, sharp, jagged metal teeth all the while trying to stay within the confines of the urinal

i pull over and i am not ashamed

yeah this

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:32 pm

Maybe practice at home until you get comfortable. I am totally confident you guys will be able to figure this one out eventually.

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:04 pm

why is it called the fly?

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:10 pm

it lets yo dick fly out