pretty good (or: Kfunque rocks the blender thread)

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:49 am

kfunque, my brother wants to know if you could blend a burrito with anything that would actually taste good. i told him he was being silly. was this the correct response?

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:36 pm

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

unless your brother was in an accident and had to have his jaw wired shut so that he could only ingest things through a straw.... i would not suggest blending a burrito.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:12 am

thankyou for supporting my hypothesis!

Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 2189

Quote:

Okay, funque, I'm going to try something tonight, and that thing is ice cream plus a twix bar plus a banana.

Finally tried it, and added some milk and a cookies and cream pop tart to the recipe. Pretty excellent, neither the banana flavor nor the chocolate flavor are overpowering.

I'm going to go running now to work off the cholestrol.

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

Bubblegum Floatshake!

in blender:
several scoops bubblegum ice cream
a couple ice cubes
can of coca-cola

results:
yum!

I was worried about the chucks of bubblegum messing up the drinking experience, but they conveniently all sunk to the bottom so I could drink with ease and then dump out the unwanted parts when finished.

Odds are, most people probably wouldn't like this. But I'd had cola with bubblegum flavoring at Sonic's before and enjoyed it, so I thought i'd try it in shake form. I had a similarly enjoyable experience.

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

Drink that smells real bad!

In blender:
-a handful of blueberries
-some apple-raspberry juice,
-3 ice cubes
-one of those kid-sized cups of applesauce

Results:
Before I blended it, because of the applesauce, it looked kinda like puke.
Then, I blended it. It no longer looked like puke, but it really smelled like it.
It didn't taste nearly as bad as it smelled, so I was able to drink the whole thing, but would *definitely* not add the applesauce again.

Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 2189

The same thing happened to me! I added some very ripe peaches to a drink that made it smell bad. But it still tasted really good! What's the deal?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:52 pm

Actually I also also did the same thing.
One time I decided to just take all the fruits in my kitchen and put them in a blender, including applesauce. Somehow the entire thing tasted...spicy. : /

It wasn't even the cinnamon type applesauce!

Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 2189

a cup of frozen strawberries
a cup of almond milk
a cup of ice cream
a quarter cup of almonds

Probably the most delicious milkshake I've had ever

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

In blender:

-2/3 cup milk
-3 ice cubes
-3/4 sliced banana
-3 teaspoons instant cappuccino mix

Results:

Yum!

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:42 am

Hey why don't you put me and you into a blender kfunque and then set it to 'hyper love' mode.

Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 6854 Location: Canada

YarnIsland wrote:

Dezro wrote:

kfunque wrote:

Yeah, I'm not afraid of any soda/pop combo. I'm a long-time veteran of the fountain pop graveyard (and in case "graveyard" is a localized term, which I think it is, it's when you mix together everything you can from a soft drink fountain... generally just the soda/pop. but I've been known to add in hints of iced tea or fruit punch as well).

Around here we call it…

A suicide.

DEZRO SO DO WE.

We called it swamp water when I was a kid.

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:33 am

Either way it is good unless you added coke/pepsi then it's just like 'wtf gtfo' but I don't have to worry about that because I don't drink either of those drinks anymore.

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

in blender:

-1 still-too-green banana, peeled and sliced
-1 kiwi, peeled and sliced
-a small handful of frozen blueberries
-3 ice cubes
-some milk

results:

Pretty good. the banana wasn't ripe enough yet, though, so it ended up a bit tart. I'll probably try the same thing in couple days, though.

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

In blender:

2 1/2 scoops french vanilla milkshake
~ 1/2 cup milk
~ 3 tablespoons instant spiced chai mix

results: YUMMY

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:20 am

ooooh that sounds good

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:10 am

A milkshake is already blended!

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

Woops, meant "ice cream" I already had milkshake on the brain Smile

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:57 am

Sounds dangerous.

Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 1108 Location: PA

Boorishly P. Foundry wrote:

Sounds dangerous.

dangerously delicious!

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if you blended a burrito wouldn't it just be soup

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:07 am

really thick soup maybe

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:03 am

Blending a burrito sounds like the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

WHY.