ugh so there is this song I've been hearing

Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 8353

everywhere and it makes me feel physically naseuous
I think it's called "Don't Trust Me"
just oh god so disgusting D::::

Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 703

Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And shes an actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need.
Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't totally friggin' scared of him.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me.

X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
And your setlist (setlist),
You stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
B-b-b-bruises cover your arms,
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is (best is),
No one knows who you are,
Just another girl alone at the bar.

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me.

Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

Woah, woah, woah...

She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me

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:(((((

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really don't want to think that there are people that this song describes

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or people that think along the lines of this song either

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or people that don't think that those things existing is incredibly horrible

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guys I don't think I want to talk to people ever again because then I might come across these kinds of people

Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 8409

this song owns so hard $$$$$

3OH!3 4 Life

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:56 pm

i have no idea who sings this song or what genre it is or who listens to it but i hate every aspect of it already

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:59 pm

yeah seems awful

Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 703

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9KMr0NiTyY

it's even worse than i thought it was going to be

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:04 pm

ugh ugh ugh ughughughughugh

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:05 pm

holy cow this blows so hard

Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Posts: 5693

this is the low point of western civilization. this - this is it.

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:06 pm

i think the hellen keller part is the worst

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:08 pm

it's like an awfulness onion
you peel and peel and there are just more awful layers every time

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zach loves it fyi :(((((((

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ironically ?

Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 8409

no it owns i want all music to be like this forever
nothing but 3OH!3 and Lady GaGa

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 3:05 pm

this is like an improvised college joke song at a party that you only enjoy because you're way too drunk and a little bit high and you forget about, but the guy who sang it actually records it later and gives it to everyone a week later with hand-drawn CD-rs and you're just like "um"

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 5:26 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdXnlvUe3I

for zach
Gaga's toning it down a little.

Whimsy Overcomes Him Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 8612

You guys are actually really missing out by not seeing the real video. Unfortunately it looks like the record company pulled it from youtube because holy shit I guess they are incredibly stupid or something.

Whimsy Overcomes Him Joined: 18 Dec 2005 Posts: 8612

Oh, they want you to watch it here: http://www.mtv.com/videos/3oh3/289945/dont-trust-me.jhtml

But watch this first if you haven't already: http://vimeo.com/1651661?pg=embed&sec=

Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Posts: 5693

oh yeah, brokencyde is one of the greatest things

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oh it's a joke song

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my comment stands

Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 8409

i have brokencyde's entire discog

Joined: 18 Jun 2008 Posts: 1597

so it's like it's supposed to be so bad it's good, but it turns out it's just really bad?

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no.

Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:25 am

I heard annoying kids singing the Hellen Keller part while waiting to get my Lonely Island cd signed (annoying kids who listen to The Lonely Island, I know, shocking), but did not know it was part of an actual song.