ITT INVESTING IN YOUR FUTURE

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:05 am

Major in any of the following:
Business
Criminal Justice
IT
Marketing
Human Resource Management
Project Management
Computer and Electronics Engineering Technology
Criminal Justice
Business Administration
Computer Drafting and Design
Computer Network Systems
Web Development
Multimedia
Software Applications and Programming
Technical Project Management
Information Systems Security

Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 6011

justinpie wrote:

Major in any of the following:
Business
Criminal Justice
IT
Marketing
Human Resource Management
Project Management
Computer and Electronics Engineering Technology
Criminal Justice
Business Administration
Computer Drafting and Design
Computer Network Systems
General Humanities
Web Development
Multimedia
Software Applications and Programming
Technical Project Management
Information Systems Security

Pretty surprising

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:51 am

or even get: your degree

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1786 Location: The fine land

OK, then what?

Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 262 Location: i am the cosmos

Yeah well, hug the future.
The present is where the party's at.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:56 am

Just as long as it's not "communications"

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:45 am

Don't major in human resources or the rest of the human resources people who just wandered in from off the street with their anthropology degrees will think you are trying to be uppity.

Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 2750 Location: three-day week

god don't get into criminal justice

especially don't do it twice christ what's wrong with you

Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 1255 Location: Canada

if you do your project management certification through the PMI you can basically just sit around and tell people how to have meetings, how frequently, and who should do what. basically you can pay for a certification that allows you to be super bossy and people will pay you shitloads of money.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:52 am

sleazyjane wrote:

Just as long as it's not "communications"

>:(

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 1786 Location: The fine land

"communications" sounds like something that communists do!

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 1:59 pm

every time someone tells me they major in ¨Psychology¨ I struggle not to giggle.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 3:11 pm

art majors wear scarves, true fact

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:11 pm

Tjongejonge wrote:

Yeah well, hug the future.
The present is where the party's at.

But the future is where the party WILL BE at.

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:14 pm

Did you mean the future?

Edit: HEY

Oh wait, did you purposely edit that at 4:20, because that's the moment of past where the party was at?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 4:21 pm

Unwinder wrote:

Tjongejonge wrote:

Yeah well, hug the future.
The present is where the party's at.

But the future is where the party WILL BE at.

The party is where the presents will be at.

Joined: 27 Dec 2005 Posts: 9989 Location: Personal Space

psychology is a perfectly reasonable major, if you are good enough to get into grad school

Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 262 Location: i am the cosmos

Unwinder wrote:

Tjongejonge wrote:

Yeah well, hug the future.
The present is where the party's at.

But the future is where the party WILL BE at.

Even in the future the parties will still be in the present. The future present.

The present is a converter. It converts future into past. Possibilities into regret.

Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 262 Location: i am the cosmos

I just lost a bit of future typing that.

Even more now.