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Joined: 21 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"Hello?" she said.

"Hello, is your refrigerator running?" I asked.

"It is," she said.

"What's a clitoris?"


I would totally go gay for Joey Comeau, I sit up nights fantasizing that I know how to pronounce his name.

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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's probably Co-mo.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why must you spoil my fantasizing with your cold hard facts?!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Because the cold hard facts were... IN MY PANTS!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Guys I totally talked on the phone with Joey like JUST LAST WEEK.

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Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy, quit name-dropping already! GOSH

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BizRodian
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Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah? well I talked to a girl on the phone today. A GIRL I AM NOT RELATED TO!

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Timefishblue
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Joined: 18 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I totally talked to my friend on the phone a few days ago! Whoa!


(By the way, my friend is Donna Summers.)




(By the way, I lie way too much.)

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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, well I was a guest star on 5 episodes of Friends!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, I know that trick! Tsk tsk tsk!

Well, I replaced John Lennon for the short-lived "Beatles Goin' On Band". Paul McCartney is an poopy head by the way.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is there anywhere you can see any responses made to Overqualified letters?

Because those ought to be hilarious.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Response to one of Joey's letters wrote:
Dear Sir,

You are crazypleasedon'tcomenearus we'llcallthe police, we'llget thebiggest restrainingorderEVER!

Please don't hurt us,

Corporation.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm on a Kevin Smith DVD!

Oh, wait... that's true.

I'm drunk! ... Wait, that's also true. But Allene said that getting drunk and making posts on the internet was OKAY.

I believe anything Allene says. Because she's hot and makes awesome crayon drawings.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Beth wrote:
I believe anything Allene says. Because she's hot and makes awesome crayon drawings.


Words to live by.

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Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beth wrote:
Allene said that getting drunk and making posts on the internet was OKAY.

I believe anything Allene says. Because she's hot and makes awesome crayon drawings.


NOTED FOR FUTURE EXPLOITATION

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Joined: 12 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beth wrote:
I believe anything Allene says. Because she's hot and makes awesome crayon drawings.


Hopping on the quote bandwagon.

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