I shall wait from you the letter with the big impatience!

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:17 pm

Hello. My name is Oksana. I understand that you don't know me, and I
don't know you, but in the future all can change probably. I ask that
you have given me some minutes on perusals of my letter. I hope that
it will not make difficulty to you. Agency Acquaintances in Cheboksary
gave me your e-mail address. To me explained that you very good person
and you very much approach to me. I have come to Agency to find the
future husband from other country. Why from another country? Because I
have been very much disappointed with Men from my country and now I
search my life in abroad. I has tired to be lonely and to carry spend
all days equally. I want to love and to be happy! I asked myself a
question why I can not it. And I come in this agency with such the
request that they have helped me to find the person for that I will
happy. Yes certainly I have paid some money that has found the person
for me. But what is it the money in comparison with love? Nothing. It
is simply emptiness. Love is the most important feeling in a life,
without which our lives grey and empty. I shall not speak how many I
have paid. I hope that you will understand me. I very much hope that
you will be interested in me and we can continue our dialogue after
that letters. And I very much hope that I shall leave in yours opinion
good Impression about me. I want to tell some words about me. As I
already spoke my name is Oksana. I'm 28 years. I live in Cheboksary.
You can look my external qualities in my photo which I have attached
in the letter. I live with my mum together and I work as doctor. I
have gone studies on this profession, in order to help people. I look
like on my father because he gave your life to rescue the little girl,
and he has rescued her only he lost. I shall tell you about it later.
I love my professional though In Russia it is not as well appreciated
as in other foreign countries. I love an active way of life but time
not suffices. In my life I dream to find the person with which I can
to lead all life and I shall be happy. I dream about big and cheerful,
friendly family. I don't search ideal man. The main thing that in him
there were high qualities as skill to love, to respect, to appreciate
relations, to love children and is skilful to love and make the happy
partner. For me the age does not matter because the love has not
limit. I very much hope that you will write to me and will tell about
yourself. I am already lonely very long time. I had earlier shot
relations but it was failed. I very much hope that you become my
unique person in my life. So let's not lose time. I ask you that you
have answered my letter and then we can learn each other better. I
hope that I have liked to you. If serious relations aren't interesting
to you or I am not pleasant to you, say me it please. Is it well?

I very much ask that you have answered to me ONLY to my personal e-mail: oksanalive28@googlemail.com

I shall wait from you the letter with the big impatience!
Bye bye!
Tired from loneliness Oksana.

::picture of very thin attractive woman with no expression on her face holding a fish above a kitchen sink::

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Internet relationships never work out, but good luck you two!

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:17 am

what kind of fish is it

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I was born and lived there. She writes 100% truth about russian men! Believe her!

(Also, give her all your money and a car)

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:28 pm

Quote:

in the future all can change probably.

That's the truest part.

Quote:

If serious relations aren't interesting to you

This is a big IF.

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I think if you're going to give us her 'personal email' then you should also show us the photo

Quote:

But what is it the money in comparison with love? Nothing. It
is simply emptiness. Love is the most important feeling in a life,
without which our lives grey and empty.

She should write novels imo

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:49 pm

I was afraid it was one of those virusey jpegs D:

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I would love a woman I bought far more than any I could seduce.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:02 am

Can I use this thread for other unsolicited e-mail?

I was surprised how much of this one is great, especially the part about visiting a sister in Idaho as compared to its alternative.

Dale Quinn wrote:

You just need to fill thoose link in picture to visit our site

my happy plans for this evening include knitting and watching two favorite movies:
far and away followed by tristan and isolde.
may the light always find you on a dreary day.
i am looking forward to a date with grant.

What are your tips for clearing clutter so you can focus on such a project as
sewing?" well mary, let me answer your question by showing you some examples of how
i deal with clutter in different areas of my home:
i am going to turn on some good music and choose to be happy.

and you eat with your sunglasses on
my happy little life

i mean, look at her hair.
we are happily enjoying being able to play outside again.

ps- did i say i would sew this past saturday? i meant next saturday! haha!
she never looks like a senator from krypton on the red carpet.

with the sun streaming in
have you seen april's ms living yet?

i love her style.
i have always dreamed of going to ireland, (and scotland too- mccaleb), to research
our family history, and to see the green grass in real life.

last minute trip to idaho to see my sister- so much better than home blogging!
we ate corned beef and cabbage with irish soda bread last night in preparation for
the day of the irish.

i told cate about st. patrick's day and ireland- she has a lot of irish ancestors
through me.
simple is always prettiest to me.

and a delicious coke.
and it's so yummy

i am so grateful for quiet time with the scriptures.
there's a tiny restaurant

my homekeeping secrets
i made this one for a gift, but i've already cast on another for moi.

and you are happy.
trust me, you'll want her working her magic on you.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:07 am

I also love the advice about dealing with clutter

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:12 am

All of it is so true and uplifting.
I feel blessed that I have read it.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:43 pm

Thank you cheston and thank you Dale Quinn.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:50 pm

I wouldn't even call that spam

edit: got something similar to what cheston got. Some of it seems to answer the question about clutter, too. But the formatting of it makes it even better...too bad it can't translate 100% to tabb.

Herschel Sinclair wrote:

i am so grateful for quiet time with the scriptures.

she'll be here friday and saturday april 3rd and 4th, and she'll be taking appointments for all day/ night both days at my house.
3. i think that packages stacked all over the house are a nice decorative touch (and they remind me how good people are to donate to project 31) happy things!

with the sun streaming in
this image of silke stoddard's knitting is burned into my mind and tatooed on my heart.

it was super delicious.
have a happy st. patrick's day.

pps- our topic of convo for the night was this article from the wall street journal. fax
simple is always prettiest to me.

let's give a hand to the world, for everything it can do!!
haha, that's my girl.

doesn't she look like lucy from chronicles of narnia?
1. in the craft room i throw everything on the homework table. that clears up the floor for more mess craft making.

she's cute
like this one, from sweet mary, that she left on the clean room post: "Your house seems so organized.

i am looking forward to a date with grant.
when she does these weekends she fills up really fast so don't wait- if you need color and/or cut and/or face waxing at very reasonable prices email her promptly and she'll get you booked and give you directions.

i love the comments i get from all of you.
and you eat with your sunglasses on

i made this one for a gift, but i've already cast on another for moi.
i recommend rounding your troops for a similar conversation, and a brainstorm session for how to prepare for what lies ahead. just sayin.

i mean, look at her hair.
she never looks like a senator from krypton on the red carpet.

time for a new spring look...
good news!

you've gotta love people with humor like that.
here's an irish blessing from us to you...

And then

Quote:

Subject: Impress everybody with your luxury watch.

Do you want to feel like a fish in the river at diplomatic meetings?

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:01 pm

sgower wrote:

Quote:

Subject: Impress everybody with your luxury watch.

Do you want to feel like a fish in the river at diplomatic meetings?

more than I ever thought anyone could understand

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:20 pm

what steam is wrote:

what kind of fish is it

she was holding me.

great spam you got there cheston. I used to get lots like that but they were mostly random paragraphs unrelated to each other. that one has coherency and a plot. i love it.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:27 pm

I get so many of these it's not even funny anymore. At first it was kind of amusing, but now they make me want to stab my eyes out.

That said,

Xyloart wrote:

I look
like on my father because he gave your life to rescue the little girl,
and he has rescued her only he lost. I shall tell you about it later.

ASK HER ABOUT THIS.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:15 pm

i just got a spam with the subject line "Great field to work in." i really hoped the body of the message would just be a picture of a cornfield.

it wasn't :\

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:33 pm

Oh man guys, another e-mail like what Cheston got.

The last line made me want to post it

Douglas Irvin wrote:

Subject: Life seems to be dull and tasteless, Try the new antidepressants!

and you are happy.

may you always have courage to take a chance and never find frogs in your underpants.
ps- did i say i would sew this past saturday? i meant next saturday! haha!

good news!
the best part of dinner was the irish soda bread- it was so so good, and it's really easy to make.

2. to keep the bedrooms clear i throw all the dirty laundry in the laundry room and shut the door. out of sight, out of mind!
4. i don't worry about a little "creative clutter" in cate's room. i say, a good dress up/ barbie mess day better than watching tv all afternoon, right? pretty soon i will just put my 'kerchief on again and go to town. (yes, that is what cate's room looks like again, just over a month after the big clean. i tell you, i'm fighting a losing battle with that girl). does that answer your question, mary? i hope it helps! wink.

i am so grateful for quiet time with the scriptures. lop
ok, i'm off to knit...

you've gotta love people with humor like that.
have you seen april's ms living yet?

she wears birkenstocks to fashion shows.
i love that she's an expert knitter and yet chooses to create very simple pieces;

i am blocking my two latest projects today and will show them tomorrow.
i want those red boots and that coat.

i am not going to worry...about a thing.
mostly i just stinking LOVE knitting.

here's an irish blessing from us to you...
may the light always find you on a dreary day.

this image of silke stoddard's knitting is burned into my mind and tatooed on my heart.
she's cute

and the fact that she's 31 makes me happy to be 31.
cate was so happy she began yelling "let's give a hand to springtime!

i am looking forward to a date with grant.
corned beef is cheap meat, a head of cabbage is less than 50 cents, and i bet you have all the ingredients for the bread in your cupboard. you should make this meal tonight!

and you eat with your sunglasses on
and totally not what you are supposed to be eating

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:42 pm

what are you eating

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:38 am

"never find frogs in your underpants"

I got one the other day asking about the size of my love trunk.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:02 am

I'm now getting too many of these.

How many folks here use SpamAssassin? The default setting is 5. I set mine to 8, because I'm paranoid about real e-mail getting incorrectly blocked... but maybe I should consider going to 5?

Share your relevant SpamAssassin experiences here alrightthankyougoodevening.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:24 am

Today I got an e-mail with the subject line:
"Instead of sliding down Repunzel's hair let her slide down your dong"

What a fascinating concept!

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i miss spamusment.com

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cheston wrote:

I'm now getting too many of these.

How many folks here use SpamAssassin? The default setting is 5. I set mine to 8, because I'm paranoid about real e-mail getting incorrectly blocked... but maybe I should consider going to 5?

Share your relevant SpamAssassin experiences here alrightthankyougoodevening.

Haven't used SpamAssassin, but can you use whitelists? They will make your life easier.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:26 am

Ha, bumping threads gets months-old questions addressed.

Uh, I think I have the option to do that, but if I put SpamAssassin on 5 and only whitelist my known contacts, false positives from new contacts (e.g., potential job leads) would get dropped.

Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 2:23 pm

Xyloart wrote:

You can look my external qualities in my photo which I have attached in the letter.

Really want to go out and compliment someone on their external qualities now.

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Some of the subjects of the spam I received:
-Our goddess was fired
-Criminals enslaved bums
-Scientists' mass-suicide‎

It's all so crazy and depressing.

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Scientists killing themselves because they have proven everything is pointless.

Joined: 06 Mar 2007 Posts: 262 Location: i am the cosmos

Or is it just made to look like suicide?

I once read about the world's top virologists dying one after another in a short period of time and they all looked like accidents.

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Must've been preparation by Mexican government assassins.

I just guess they didn't have any really good virologists left for their master plan re: swine flu.