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justinpie
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:46 pm |
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Here is mine:
1/3 cup white vinegar
1 cup water
1/2 clove of garlic, peeled and mashed (or approx 1 T garlic powder)
1 tsp lime juice
2 T Hungarian Paprika
1 T Cayenne
2 tsp mace powder
Blend until smooth with a hand mixer, and refrigerate for about an hour before serving. Mixes well with mayo to make a nice buffalo wing sauce.
mayo =/= Miracle whip |
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fermezlabouche
apresmangezdeschoses

Joined: 23 Jul 2005
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Location: under the sea, england
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:41 pm |
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fire + ketchup |
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frozenpixie

Joined: 19 Feb 2005
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:17 pm |
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i buy my burnsauce at the store |
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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
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Location: CANADA
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:39 pm |
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What distinguishes Hungarian Paprika from regular paprika? |
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Challox

Joined: 01 Aug 2005
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Location: Adventure
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:43 pm |
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| Ryan wrote: |
| What distinguishes Hungarian Paprika from regular paprika? |
It comes from Hungary. Duh.  |
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Raziel Lafleur
Friend to Man and Beast alike

Joined: 22 Feb 2005
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:20 pm |
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the real secret is to put two parts burn per one part sauce, and not the one to one ratio that most people presuppose! |
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Kraziness
Puh-lease!

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1017
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:21 pm |
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Person deserving of burn + Person willing to burn them =
This also marks my first use of the burnsauce emoticon, me thinks. PARTY! |
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Katie, as in Tom's sister

Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 6854
Location: Canada
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Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:02 pm |
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You can get some awesome burnsauce at Ten Thousand Villages, but they sneakily call it Swazi Fire Chili Sauce. Also, one of the Ten Thousand Villages cookbooks has a recipe for sigah wat, an Ethiopian dish requiring you to make burnsauce and cook beef in it. Fair trade = ethical recipes! |
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justinpie
Topless From The Waist Down

Joined: 11 Nov 2004
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:11 am |
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| Ryan wrote: |
| What distinguishes Hungarian Paprika from regular paprika? |
Hungarian Paprika is basically your Cadillac of Paprikas - it costs a few cents more at the co-op, but it's hotter, more flavorful and more full-bodied, so you need less of it anyway. It's often used in native Hungarian dishes -- if you got stroganoff from the Old Country, it would burn your socks off, you know?
This has been: Too Much Information About Hungarian Paprika |
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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.

Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Posts: 19994
Location: Your local Necromancery
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:22 am |
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I can't wait to buy the Too Much Information About Hungarian Paprika collector's edition DVD box set! It has all the classic episodes, plus outrageous special features and bonus material like wacky bloopers and hilarious outtakes! |
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mysteriorockanova
aka 'Plan B'.

Joined: 02 Apr 2005
Posts: 1707
Location: Southern Alberta
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 12:24 am |
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Does it feature that weird episode where Hungarian Paprika was voiced by Keith Richards instead of James Earl Jones? |
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Odd

Joined: 02 Aug 2005
Posts: 23
Location: People still have those? Also: NYC
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:23 pm |
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Re: aforementioned burnsauce recipe -
I strongly recommend replacing ALL (or most) of the white vinegar with lime juice, and adding mashed carrots (or carrot juice) to the mix! i consider myself a bit of a burnsauce connwasyoor, and i have found that the best sauces contain little or no vinegar, and much lime juice instead! also, the carrots are a SHOCKING addition which actually become tremendously savory when mixed with the acidic juice and the spices - TRY IT. Also, adding some actual peppers (instead of just powders) gives the sauce an excellent texture and fresh, natural flavor - DELICIOUS. I recommend using habanero peppers, as they are the most flavorful - but they are also the spiciest, so beware! You may want to remove some of the seeds before adding them to the sauce to reduce the heat. Also, dicing hot peppers can be a bit unpleasant, particularly if you happen to rub your eyes afterward. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED (use soap!).
my favorite commercial burnsauces are Melinda's: http://www.melindas.com and Chinese rooster OR reproductive organ (context permitting) Sauce (YES! rooster OR reproductive organ (context permitting) SAUCE!): http://www.huyfong.com/frames/index.htm |
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frozenpixie

Joined: 19 Feb 2005
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:25 pm |
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rooster OR reproductive organ (context permitting) sauce hoo boy! my family recipe!! |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
Totally Klawsome

Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Location: Klawsylvania
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:34 pm |
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Fropi loves the rooster OR reproductive organ (context permitting) sauce. |
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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.

Joined: 18 Dec 2004
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Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:09 pm |
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I don't swallow rooster OR reproductive organ (context permitting) sauce anymore; I just spit it out. |
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frozenpixie

Joined: 19 Feb 2005
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:49 pm |
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GUYS YOU PRONOUNCE MY FAMILY NAME LIKE roosters OR reproductive organs (context permitting)
JUST FYI |
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Professor Stevie Freezie
Hotter in Real Life

Joined: 29 Sep 2004
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:38 pm |
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Justin, not to be persnickity, but proper Buffalo Wing sauce has three ingredients:
Liquid Butter
Ketchup or Vinegar
Hot Sauce
Anything else may make delicious and tasty wings, but they are not Buffalo Wings. |
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Andrew
knows your secrets!

Joined: 11 Nov 2004
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:50 pm |
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GUYS THEY'RE CALLED CHICKEN WINGS.
UNLESS YOU GET THEM FROM BUFFALO. |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
Totally Klawsome

Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:51 pm |
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THEYRE CALLED BUFFALO WINGS IF YOU GET THEM IN BUFFALO WING SAUCE |
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StannisBaratheonIII

Joined: 02 Jul 2005
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:52 pm |
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But what about actual wings from winged buffalos? |
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Raziel Lafleur
Friend to Man and Beast alike

Joined: 22 Feb 2005
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:29 pm |
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| StannisBaratheonIII wrote: |
| But what about actual wings from winged buffalos? |
those are called snake wings |
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super duper girl
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:42 pm |
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| Raziel Lafleur wrote: |
| StannisBaratheonIII wrote: |
| But what about actual wings from winged buffalos? |
those are called snake wings |
Well obviously. |
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justinpie
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Joined: 11 Nov 2004
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 4:54 pm |
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| Commander Steve Carey wrote: |
Justin, not to be persnickity, but proper Buffalo Wing sauce has three ingredients:
Liquid Butter
Ketchup or Vinegar
Hot Sauce
Anything else may make delicious and tasty wings, but they are not Buffalo Wings. |
I thought you hated ketchup, Steve! Perhaps this is the next step for Buffalo Wing sauce?
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Professor Stevie Freezie
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:09 pm |
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Dude. I hate ketchup on hot dogs, becuase that is not how God wanted it to be.
I love ketchup as a delicious ingredient in sauces, like in BBQ sauce or Buffalo Wings sauce.
The only thing I totally hate is peas, because they suck. |
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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.

Joined: 18 Dec 2004
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:12 pm |
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But God (well, one of the Norse ones, anyway) gave us peas! |
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Professor Stevie Freezie
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:14 pm |
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Well, Odin can take his peas and shove them right up his hoo-hah. WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE. |
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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.

Joined: 18 Dec 2004
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:15 pm |
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UH OH!
If there's a raven pecking out one of your eyeballs in the morning, you'll know who sent it! |
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Professor Stevie Freezie
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:16 pm |
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He'll probably think they're peas.
Probably because Norses are stupid. |
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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.

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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:21 pm |
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I'll have you know Haagar The Horrible is Norse! |
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Professor Stevie Freezie
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Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:22 pm |
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But Lucky Eddie is Scotch-Irish I heard, with a little Cherokee. |
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