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Oneironaut
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 709
Location: giant cookie no milk
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:46 am |
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If you have Photoshop, you officially have a calling to use it now.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS SO I CAN IDOLIZE YOU |
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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 5039
Location: beautiful, sunny Jersey City
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:46 am |
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I would love to make this, but I don't think I could do it justice. |
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diamond in the back
sun roof top
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Chadwick Wellingsworth
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 4885
Location: MAN Texas
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:11 pm |
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Toymaker Extreme
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 2441
Location: boulder
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:06 pm |
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I might give it a try, because this was a really funny comic.
I have experience in these kinds of things. |
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untoward
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 142
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:21 pm |
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the beauty of the idea is a whole magazine devoted to explosions - not just a funny cover. A letters section ! |
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John Curtin
Joined: 22 Feb 2007
Posts: 18
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:55 pm |
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This is my friend's "website" from a couple of years ago.
I recommend the Photo4, Photo5 and Photo6 Pages. |
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Elias_Aquarius
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1135
Location: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the internet.
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:28 pm |
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| the beauty of the idea is a whole magazine devoted to explosions - not just a funny cover. A letters section ! |
Dear Editor:
I'm having trouble with a DIY explosion. It's just not getting the nice mushroomoid shape that I desire. Perhaps you can give me a few pointers? The explosion is made by igniting a tank of helium with a string fuse. Are certain conditions necessary to produce the effect, or am I simply using the wrong materials?
-frustrated in Kentucky
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Dear Editor:
What if, hypothetically, I were to use an explosive to open a vault in a local bank, hypothetically? What explosives should I use (hypothetically)? Should I hypothetically orient them around the opening in a certain fashion? How do I keep it from damaging the hypothetical money inside? Thank you.
-broke in Seattle
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Dear Editor:
I have to say that I disagree with last month's winner of "Most Aesthetic Explosion" internet contest. While the winner certainly had some brawn, I felt that PyroBoi15's explosion should have won for class. The color was much more vibrant, and the shape was way more interesting. While FireKilledEmporer's submission had an interesting multiple-sphere thing going on, Pyroboi15's was nearly symmetrical with a nice blossom. Furthermore, the engaging angle of ignition and the creative visual message was just stunning in ways that dwarfed your favorite pick. This contest was clearly biased towards FKE's magnitude- am I the only one who feels that the size of an explosion should be secondary to finesse?
Thank you for your time
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Dezro
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 9009
Location: SOMEWHERE EXTREME
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:21 am |
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I'm thinking of the classifieds.
I HAVE MORE GUANO THAN
I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH
due to clerical error! Do you
have an idea? Pick-up only,
Jacksonville area. #72251
I SAW YOU
You were burning down the
orphanage. Maybe we could
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Corey Vaspasiano
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 15
Location: ! Location! Location!
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:44 pm |
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I gave it a shot.
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Oneironaut
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 709
Location: giant cookie no milk
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:25 pm |
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Corey
that is a glorious first post |
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Elias_Aquarius
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1135
Location: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the internet.
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:15 am |
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more swimsuit explosions plz.
kthxbai. |
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The_Captain
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2424
Location: Upon his mystery ship
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Chadwick Wellingsworth
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 4885
Location: MAN Texas
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:33 pm |
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Metaphoragizery
ILFTFIAPEA
Joined: 14 Feb 2006
Posts: 3292
Location: IN SPACE!
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:53 pm |
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Immortalized |
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Corey Vaspasiano
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:23 pm |
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I will surely continue to post- but I have to say they won't all be as memorable as that one. |
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abuschabi
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 94
Location: orstraylyah
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:52 pm |
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I'll throw my hat in: the background image is homegrown.
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darthkittenlover
Joined: 19 Jul 2005
Posts: 5828
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:29 pm |
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Hides-His-Eyes
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 3300
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:23 pm |
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I'll throw my hat in: the background image is homegrown.
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This is actually really good |
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Elias_Aquarius
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1135
Location: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the internet.
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Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:46 pm |
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It's kind of empty, though. I say we put THAT background on Corey' taglines. |
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StuTL
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 84
Location: Brussels, Belgium
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Since it is a holiday special, it is allowed to be more empty. I guess? |
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abuschabi
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 94
Location: orstraylyah
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:33 am |
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yeah not quite finished - i couldnt think of any taglines to add that didnt sound like they were trying too hard, so i left it as is. i can throw around the .psd file or something if someone wants to make it better tomorrow? |
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abuschabi
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: orstraylyah
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:33 am |
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or you can futz with that copy |
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Chadwick Wellingsworth
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 4885
Location: MAN Texas
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:26 am |
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jimjim
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1297
Location: realismland
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:54 pm |
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i added some tags...
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mrdna
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 17
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:55 pm |
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It strains my credulity, or something, something is strained, something is straiend to think that the mind so genius as to create an exlosions magazine would only call it "Explosions Magazine." Nice though that typeface is.
OK, now shout me down! |
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Xzanxizy
Joined: 03 Mar 2007
Posts: 1778
Location: IN CANADA IN MY HEART
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Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:59 pm |
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Guys.
Come to England.
They have a course called Fire and Explosions.
That is in a town a few minutes from where I live. |
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Hides-His-Eyes
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
Posts: 3300
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:03 am |
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Jesus that's a masters course and everything!
Basically as of thursday i will probably be qualified for that course and if i wasn't already going somewhere else this year could have probably been on it next year!
wow. |
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abuschabi
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: orstraylyah
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:00 am |
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It strains my credulity, or something, something is strained, something is straiend to think that the mind so genius as to create an exlosions magazine would only call it "Explosions Magazine." Nice though that typeface is.
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What better name is there, it tells you everything you need to know. |
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Corey Vaspasiano
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:22 am |
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Corey Vaspasiano
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:42 pm |
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The one ryan linked was well made but pretty lackluster- content wise. |
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