Let's all make a horrible gamer comic together

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:42 pm

Using this template

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r68/BaronvonSwede/template2008.png

And copying and pasting these basic building blocks

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/captaintorvin/gamercomic.png

Let's basically make the worst gamer comics that we possibly can, like this!

Then let's post them here!

(Also, sorry for using your screen name, Shadow if you're still around, but you gotta face it, Shadow is basically in the top ten things that gamer comic dudes wish that they were named.)

OTHER STUFF

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/captaintorvin/newart.png

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/captaintorvin/japaneseguys.png

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/captaintorvin/Art3.png

Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 4885 Location: MAN Texas

this is pretty great

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 2500 Location: erie, pa

perfect

Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 4885 Location: MAN Texas

here's one I made

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:13 pm

I don't know chadwick, that one was so bad it's hard to believe it could be a real comic.

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 2500 Location: erie, pa

why humanity

why

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:41 pm

Awful as members of it can be

There is no way humanity was responsible for that

Joined: 03 Oct 2007 Posts: 82

Scientifically this is known as winning too hard.

My favourite part is that someone specifically added at least two individual gradients to the stadium in the first panel. That is dedication.

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:44 am

The PS2 is so great.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:08 pm

This is a great idea. Mine isn't as good but I did my best.

We should have a website or something.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:19 pm

A MASTERPIECE!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:34 pm

TH, as we speak, I'm setting up a drunkduck account.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:57 pm

Shadow's not sure yet if he's allowed to swear.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:19 pm

Unwinder, you are my hero

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 8 Location: All Ova...

You said make it bad. I think I've succeeded in that regard.

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 2500 Location: erie, pa

No no, meta-comics are too advanced. You need to think of actual retarded things for them to say.

um...

"Is that XBOX 360 warm enough for you?"

"For your information, jackass, I've never had an issue. Go die in a fire."

IRONY!

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:41 pm

I like it. It's like the time Brew did the comic about "edginess".

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:42 pm

New characters: JAPANESE SUITS

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:45 pm

this is all. just. so....

terrible Sad

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:05 pm

Flash app please.

Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 5828 Location: Los Angeles, CA

I think I have now officially seen more parody bad gaming comics than actual bad gaming comics.

Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 5828 Location: Los Angeles, CA

Sort of like lawyer jokes, in that everyone tells lawyer jokes but who has ever had that many bad experiences with lawyers?

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:43 pm

I have had very bad experiences with bad gaming comics.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:06 pm

BAD GAMER COMICS KILLED MY PARENTS

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:05 pm

Bad gamer comics killed my lawyer. :(

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:36 pm

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:56 pm

Someone make this one because paint is shit to do this:

"Hey, did you hear Blizzard purchased Maxis' Spore project?"

"Oh? Is that good or bad?"

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"Well, the good part is that they added much more content after you develop intergalactic spacetravel."

"And the bad part?"

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"Once you conquer the whole Universe, you have to keep killing light blue creatures with yellow spots on their head which are randomly seeded throughout your Universe, even on the ether. If you kill just the right one, it has a chance to drop a key to the Multiverse. Once you do it, they will respawn in different locations. You need to collect 10 of these keys. Once you do, you can open the Dolmen to Eternity, where you enter the Blind Eternities, the gateway to different galaxies. Conquering 15 of these galaxies (a feat that can only be achieved with the coallition with at least 54 other PCs, which would convey not only shared warfare, but development, trade, political agreements, education policies, setting up propaganda so your people accept your new allies with the different mindsets of your expanding Universe-broad empire) will give you a Toenail of God. Getting twenty of these and melting them in the vats of the Volcano Errant which drifts aleatorily across the Multiverse allows you to fight God in an epic battle."

"What happens next?"

"Programmers commit suicide. Sales skyrocket."

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 2500 Location: erie, pa

I had an expensive and disappointing experience with a lawyer... that count?

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:07 am

Told you you should just have gotten a whore, Dez.

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:31 am

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Eidam, that was incredible! T-Rex - OMG!