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Penis Wiggler



Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello, Truth and beauty bombs!
Let's put a dick in our palms,
cause the Penis Wiggler is here!
If you've got dong depression,
Just shoot me a question,
cause the Penis Wiggler is here!
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GodShapedBullet



Joined: 17 May 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How can I be more funky?

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the saturday option



Joined: 25 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Comedy's hard, isn't it folks
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the saturday option



Joined: 25 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PS Zero points awarded to anyone who quotes "hard" to make a lewd joke
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Penis Wiggler



Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

GSB, Your coolness all depends
if you and your cock are best friends!
If you wish to be groovy,
take your dick to a movie!
And the ladies will love you for sure Image
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GodShapedBullet



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh man, this is better than Zoltar.

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Penis Wiggler



Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

the saturday option wrote:
Comedy's hard, isn't it folks


Now, I think that was quite rude
and "hard" just ain't all that lewd
because a boner, you see
has thoughts just like me
and both deserve respect!
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halfhappy



Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Penis Wiggler wrote:
the saturday option wrote:
Comedy's hard, isn't it folks


because a boner, you see
has thoughts just like me


You said it.
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Penis Wiggler



Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven replies for one hundred views?
You must have an inquiry
from inside your diary
you treat dicks like some strange taboo!
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the saturday option



Joined: 25 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I must admit I did like you pronouncing "inquiry" so that it rhymed with "diary"
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GodShapedBullet



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Would you say ABBA is more popular as a band or a rhyme scheme?

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Andrew
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Joined: 11 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What is the sexiest thing on the internet?

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halfnappy



Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 5

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LADIEZZZZZZ!!!!!!
IF YO PINK GOT KINK
THEN WE IN SYNC
DONT SHAVE THAT SHIT
GROW A COAT, LEGITTTT?????
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Penis Wiggler



Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The rhyme scheme, of course!
that dumb Stevie Nicks
has nothing on dicks
But poems, I must endorse
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halfnappy



Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HAV I SEEN YOU AROUND BEFORE, BOY?
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Penis Wiggler



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The sexiest thing on the 'net?
never in my career
has a thing been so clear
The answer, you'll never forget:
DICKS
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Penis Wiggler



Joined: 31 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure you've seen me, Halfnappy
I'm really quite famous
you dull ignoramous
your ignorance leaves me unhappy
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murdergrey



Joined: 10 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FUCK YEAH PENIS WIGGLER.

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Andrew
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor answer

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CAPTAIN LAZERS



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

:]
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yellowbus



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

(: (:

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Penis Wiggler



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Poor answer


My boy, is something wrong with your head?
you insult the master
you invite disaster
get the fuck out of my thread!
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super duper girl



Joined: 03 Apr 2005
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Location: Utah and/or Texas

PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lazers!

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CAPTAIN LAZERS



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi SDG!
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super duper girl



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh well hi!

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Lupus Gene



Joined: 12 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Penis Wiggler vs. Bully Bully Pigjaw vs. Whirtleby

PLEASE

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Armchair Revolution



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bumpin up dis post

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YarnIsland
Relationship Spice


Joined: 19 Dec 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am glad I missed this thread?

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Elias_Aquarius



Joined: 03 May 2007
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Location: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the internet.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YES.

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Sideburns!



Joined: 17 Jul 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i wish i couldve asked some embarrassing questions to a man who would rhyme me back answers Sad
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