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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:44 pm |
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Hello, Truth and beauty bombs!
Let's put a dick in our palms,
cause the Penis Wiggler is here!
If you've got dong depression,
Just shoot me a question,
cause the Penis Wiggler is here! |
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GodShapedBullet

Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 3060
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:46 pm |
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How can I be more funky? |
_________________ What are you talking about ref? That was All Ball! |
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the saturday option

Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6011
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:48 pm |
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Comedy's hard, isn't it folks |
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the saturday option

Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6011
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:49 pm |
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PS Zero points awarded to anyone who quotes "hard" to make a lewd joke |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:49 pm |
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GSB, Your coolness all depends
if you and your cock are best friends!
If you wish to be groovy,
take your dick to a movie!
And the ladies will love you for sure  |
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GodShapedBullet

Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 3060
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Posted:
Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:51 pm |
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Oh man, this is better than Zoltar. |
_________________ What are you talking about ref? That was All Ball! |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:56 pm |
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| the saturday option wrote: |
| Comedy's hard, isn't it folks |
Now, I think that was quite rude
and "hard" just ain't all that lewd
because a boner, you see
has thoughts just like me
and both deserve respect! |
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halfhappy

Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Canada
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:58 pm |
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| Penis Wiggler wrote: |
| the saturday option wrote: |
| Comedy's hard, isn't it folks |
because a boner, you see
has thoughts just like me
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You said it. |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:16 am |
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Seven replies for one hundred views?
You must have an inquiry
from inside your diary
you treat dicks like some strange taboo! |
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the saturday option

Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6011
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:17 am |
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I must admit I did like you pronouncing "inquiry" so that it rhymed with "diary" |
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GodShapedBullet

Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 3060
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:19 am |
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Would you say ABBA is more popular as a band or a rhyme scheme? |
_________________ What are you talking about ref? That was All Ball! |
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Andrew
knows your secrets!

Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 8958
Location: Also Outside Uruguay
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:20 am |
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What is the sexiest thing on the internet? |
_________________ "Man, people are too sexy and Andrew is the king of them all." -Eidam |
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halfnappy

Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 5
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Posted:
Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:22 am |
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LADIEZZZZZZ!!!!!!
IF YO PINK GOT KINK
THEN WE IN SYNC
DONT SHAVE THAT SHIT
GROW A COAT, LEGITTTT????? |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:24 am |
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The rhyme scheme, of course!
that dumb Stevie Nicks
has nothing on dicks
But poems, I must endorse |
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halfnappy

Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Posts: 5
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Posted:
Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:25 am |
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HAV I SEEN YOU AROUND BEFORE, BOY? |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Posted:
Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:29 am |
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The sexiest thing on the 'net?
never in my career
has a thing been so clear
The answer, you'll never forget:
DICKS |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:33 am |
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I'm sure you've seen me, Halfnappy
I'm really quite famous
you dull ignoramous
your ignorance leaves me unhappy |
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murdergrey

Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 222
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:45 am |
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FUCK YEAH PENIS WIGGLER. |
_________________ When the robot mind is mastered, undisciplined thinking ceases and is replaced by awareness.
Awareness can know love. |
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Andrew
knows your secrets!

Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 8958
Location: Also Outside Uruguay
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:45 am |
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Poor answer |
_________________ "Man, people are too sexy and Andrew is the king of them all." -Eidam |
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CAPTAIN LAZERS

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 2956
Location: the new board
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:48 am |
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yellowbus

Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 3599
Location: Physics Table #1.
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:49 am |
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(: (: |
_________________ Hands roughened by kisses. |
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Penis Wiggler

Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 11
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:50 am |
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My boy, is something wrong with your head?
you insult the master
you invite disaster
get the fuck out of my thread! |
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super duper girl
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
Posts: 3863
Location: Utah and/or Texas
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Posted:
Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:51 am |
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Lazers! |
_________________ I am a liar. This is a lie. Enjoy. |
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CAPTAIN LAZERS

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 2956
Location: the new board
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Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:51 am |
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super duper girl
Joined: 03 Apr 2005
Posts: 3863
Location: Utah and/or Texas
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Posted:
Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:55 am |
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Oh well hi! |
_________________ I am a liar. This is a lie. Enjoy. |
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Lupus Gene

Joined: 12 Mar 2005
Posts: 4639
Location: DC
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Posted:
Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:06 am |
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Penis Wiggler vs. Bully Bully Pigjaw vs. Whirtleby
PLEASE |
_________________ kinda Image but also Image |
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Armchair Revolution

Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 8409
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:52 pm |
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YarnIsland
Relationship Spice

Joined: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 5064
Location: Mesa, AZ
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 pm |
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I am glad I missed this thread? |
_________________ And let me stay. |
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Elias_Aquarius

Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1135
Location: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the internet.
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm |
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YES. |
_________________ Medusa wasn't really a monster. She was just misunderstood |
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Sideburns!

Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 740
Location: on your face!
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Posted:
Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:58 pm |
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i wish i couldve asked some embarrassing questions to a man who would rhyme me back answers  |
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