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Dr. Mr. Vandertramps
KREEES!

Joined: 15 Oct 2005
Posts: 3107
Location: Fort MacMurray, AB
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:23 pm |
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this oughta make you wax off |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
Alive in our hearts

Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 12417
Location: Halfway to Heaven
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:27 pm |
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Some nights I shut off all the lights in my apartment and read by glow of my paraffin lamp. Then I take a taper with me to my bed chamber and get ready for the night and blow it out after I have tucked myself in.
I am a paraffinphiliac. |
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Charles Augustus Megatron

Joined: 14 Jan 2009
Posts: 1205
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:38 pm |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
Alive in our hearts

Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 12417
Location: Halfway to Heaven
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:39 pm |
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I want to go to the Amish hardware store and ogle the lamps. |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
Alive in our hearts

Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 12417
Location: Halfway to Heaven
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:39 pm |
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This thread is 100% not a joke. |
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trainwreck

Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 22086
Location: in the train with no lights
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:40 pm |
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Most people shouldn't need you to tell them that. |
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Tom Meade

Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 8693
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:24 pm |
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Boorishly, you'd get on well with my dad. Every night he sits in his room listening to 50s crooners by the light of his oil lantern. |
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djsaxon2
Joined: 04 Oct 2007
Posts: 1549
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:06 pm |
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i feel like that explains a large portion of your personality |
_________________ The Robil says (10:50 PM):
DO NOT PUT BUTTER PAPER ON YOUR FACE
The Robil says (10:50 PM):
DO NOT WRAP BUTTER PAPER AROUND YOUR ERECT PENIS |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
Alive in our hearts

Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 12417
Location: Halfway to Heaven
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:07 pm |
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Oil lantern? The wallpaper in that room must be in horrible condition. |
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djsaxon2
Joined: 04 Oct 2007
Posts: 1549
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:11 am |
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Boorishly why do you even know that |
_________________ The Robil says (10:50 PM):
DO NOT PUT BUTTER PAPER ON YOUR FACE
The Robil says (10:50 PM):
DO NOT WRAP BUTTER PAPER AROUND YOUR ERECT PENIS |
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i invented rain
this i claim

Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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Location: your heart
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:22 am |
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how do you not know that an oil lantern would negatively effect wallpaper over a lengthy period of use |
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