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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 22086
Location: in the train with no lights
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Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:07 pm |
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"twincest"
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you still look good, to me,
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Nathanderthal
Joined: 01 Mar 2008
Posts: 1260
Location: ZooTown, MT
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Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:44 pm |
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| Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML |
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Jhayes94
Joined: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 2000
Location: Cleveland
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:42 pm |
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| Today, our class' last assignment was returned. I was annoyed to see my teacher gave my paper an F, so I doodled him hugging a giant penis on the front page. Soon after, he realized he'd forgotten to record our grades and asked to recollect the papers. FML |
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| Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML |
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| Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML |
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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 22086
Location: in the train with no lights
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Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:49 pm |
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the last one is copypasta |
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you still look good, to me,
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the saturday option
Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6011
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:33 pm |
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Elias_Aquarius
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1135
Location: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell the internet.
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Sun May 17, 2009 10:47 pm |
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Some of the so-called actual FMLs deserve to be on that site. |
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