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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Location: beautiful, sunny Jersey City
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:16 pm |
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it sounds like a totally friggin' cult
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| First rule of The Raw Chocolate Revolution: you do talk about The Raw Chocolate Revolution. You are a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are not the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are not all part of the same compost pile. |
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| Chocolate revolutionaries have superfood nutrition at every meal, with in every snack, with every cup of herbal tea. Why? To reverse the lies and damage of the western lifestyle! |
http://www.detoxyourworld.com/acatalog/revolution.html
my friend gave me some and it tastes pretty good but I don't really understand the point except to eat sugar-free chocolate. Basically just dark chocolate sweetened with agave nectar instead of sugar. |
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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 22086
Location: in the train with no lights
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:26 pm |
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THE SUPERFOOD EXISTS
AND IT IS AMERICAN
is how this reads |
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DTZ Reunion Tour
Joined: 18 Sep 2008
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:30 pm |
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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 22086
Location: in the train with no lights
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:34 pm |
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Yeah that YouTube video pretty much proves everything. The lady on the couch is like "Blueberries are great! But you only need to eat like three, really." And the lady hawking raw chocolate is like "It makes you feel loved and it feels good."
Okay well thanks for that.
I bet raw chocolate is pretty good but she doesn't look 21 to me (unless that's how young people look in Britain) and she sure as hell isn't running on 3 hours of sleep per 24 hour cycles alone. |
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Joined: 18 Sep 2008
Posts: 8353
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:47 pm |
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THIS IS THE MOST MEANINGFUL CHOCOLATE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE |
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Healy
Joined: 14 Dec 2007
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Location: USA
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:19 pm |
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Oh my god you guys have you checked out the rest of the site yet?
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Parents have reported witnessing the almost immediate effect of this program. Proper respect and good manners are always appropriate and beneficial. Indeed, respect and good manners can give your child a head start while adding balance to your own home and relationships.
Sample thought modification messages in this product: "I am good. I am loved. I like myself. I like others. I respect myself. I respect others. I respect my elders. I respect my parents. I love my family. I am loved. I am safe. I am cared for. I am grateful. I am lucky. I like to respectful. It's easy to be respectful. I can be respectful. I choose to be respectful. I use good manners. I listen quietly. I pay attention. I know when to be quiet. I know when to be still. It;s easy to be quiet. It's easy to be still. It's easy to show respect. It's easy to have good manners. I have good manners. I am admired." |
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Joined: 18 Sep 2008
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:27 pm |
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Healy
Joined: 14 Dec 2007
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Location: USA
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:28 pm |
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And they've got one for ADHD too
aaaaauuuugh |
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goatboner
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
Posts: 703
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:34 pm |
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all glory to raw chocolate !
all glory to raw chocolate !
all glory to raw chocolate ! |
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A Bear
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 3517
Location: ursidae, caniformia
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:02 pm |
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ROHSCHOKOLADE UBER ALLES |
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cheston
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 4353
Location: a point or extent in space
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:13 pm |
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Raw chocolate the building and doubted the guy'd saw himself out in time. |
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GodShapedBullet
Joined: 17 May 2008
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:31 pm |
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A lot of black people I've seen look a lot younger than you would guess for their age. What have they been eating? |
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goatboner
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
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Kaico
Joined: 31 Mar 2009
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:09 pm |
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A Bear
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:13 pm |
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| Raw chocolate the building and doubted the guy'd saw himself out in time. |
Hey cheston! OH WAIT I MEAN
TABBER OF THE MONTH |
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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 22086
Location: in the train with no lights
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:22 pm |
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I JUST GOT IT AND IT IS PRETTY AMAZING |
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Roll Fish
Joined: 19 May 2007
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Location: beautiful, sunny Jersey City
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Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:37 pm |
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it's pretty good. but this 2 oz bar my friend gave me probably cost $12 and that just doesn't seem worth it to me |
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Healy
Joined: 14 Dec 2007
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Location: USA
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:36 am |
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Someone explain Cheston's joke to me because I am dumb. |
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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
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Location: in the train with no lights
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:04 am |
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Read the post above his |
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trainwreck
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
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Location: in the train with no lights
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:06 am |
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Then slowly read Cheston's aloud |
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Archbaker
Joined: 18 Sep 2005
Posts: 2679
Location: Gellerup, Brabrand
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:27 am |
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Also post #2 is thematically appropriate too. It clued me in. |
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Tall Count Orca
Joined: 14 Aug 2008
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Location: The fine land
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Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:19 am |
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chocolate like god intended |
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she's so fine
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