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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But isn't this a plus? You can still use it, and it isn't any harder for us to read!

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Timefishblue
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

F*ck should be filtered to "Make sweet love".

It would be beautiful!

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John
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Make sweet love you, you sandwich!
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sgower
As Himself


Joined: 11 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ryan wrote:
HISTORY OF THE FILTER:

One time someone posted a thread about "Oh GOD, eat my sandwich, eat my tasty tasty sandwich", and rather than deleting it (as people had already replied) I instead decided to REWRITE HISTORY.


I remember that topic, though I saw it after history was rewritten. This is why I didn't get what was going on with the sandwich topic, I guess.

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TH89
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

justinpie wrote:
I would have changed dogs to say cats!


Yarr, ye scurvy cats!

Capitalist peeg-cats!
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theobjectlesson



Joined: 24 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am glad about this particular filtered swear word, because I strongly dislike that word, and I really like sandwiches. And by sandwiches I mean the food. Someone come up with an accurate definition of sandwiches and I will say that when I refer to sandwiches and say sandwiches if I need refer to the other thing.

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170
the number of ADVENTURE


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"two or more slices of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling placed in between"
"an arrangement resembling an edible sandwich; for example, two slabs of one material holding a slab of different material between them, as in certain electronic devices"
"to insert tightly between two things"
"to place in tight, alternating layers"
"to fit between two other things that allow little time"

These are all the definitions for sandwich my dictionary offers! Some of them sound a little dirty considering Ryan's new definition of the word!

Other option: insert the word "Ryan" before sandwich in one use of the word. Make sure everyone knows which one you pick!

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theobjectlesson



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

see the problem with defining sandwich is that there could be anything on the outside and anything on the inside. And should a wrap be considered a sandwich?

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Lucas J
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*GASP*

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TH89
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't even know what the word is. >.<

I guess I'm just too classy!

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Andrew
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it's sandwich.

Yep, it sure is sandwich.

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TH89
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*Edit* ARGH I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON

Um, I know what the word is now.

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MackJ
The Magic Was Inside Him All Along


Joined: 04 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mmm, sandwiches. No, wait, I really mean sandwiches. The kind you eat. The... oh my! Embarassed
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sven



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

damn the submit button!!

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Gav



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahahaha.....sandwich

Hilarity.

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John
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The ultimate word in today's Polygon puzle was sandwich.

Heh.

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John
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh man, I introduced the sandwich filter to several of my friends. We were out for Caz's birthday, and someone said sandwich. Caz said she didn't want anyone saying sandwich on her birthday, so I suggested everyone say sandwich instead!

Then someone ordered a Sex on the Beach cocktail and the jokes about getting sand in your sandwiches began.

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BizRodian
The Most Dangerous Game


Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

DINOSAUR COMICS RUINS YET ANOTHER BIRTHDAY! WHEN WILL IT END?

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Josh B



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

now i will just type sandwich when i want to type sandwich, its faster. and does the yr filter still work?
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Kraziness
Puh-lease!


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can we just implement a total l33t filter? that would be incredible.

l33t becomes elite, n00b becomes "new person," etc. It would be an advancement in humanity!

(and i know it's the whole l33t thing has yet to stain this forum, but what if it did?! I'd probably freak out a little.)
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
Totally Klawsome


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

u 08vi05ly h4vn+ m3t 05+r1ch

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spike_vicious



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

John wrote:
I drop the f-bomb a fair bit on other forums...


Sorry to veer off the topic of sandwhiches (off the topic of rules) but I just wanted to say I've never heard it called 'dropping the f-bomb' before but I fully intend to begin doing so from now on... thank you for changing my rather meaningless life

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Really? People I know use "dropping the f-bomb" all the time. So much so that I think it is now overplayed! So I would like to encourage everyone to start using their own euphemisms instead. Here are a few to get you started:

- Pounding the f-nail
- Riding the f-horse
- Blowing the f-horn
- Flying the f-kite
- Raising the f-flag
- Thatching the f-roof
- Sailing the f-ship
- Enacting the f-policy

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spike_vicious



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ahhh
enacting the f-policy... much better!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Pounding the f-nail" is just suggestive enough to work in place of the word itself, rather than describe the act of saying it.

I rather like "sailing the f-ship" and "blowing the f-horn," myself.

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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Digging the f-ditch
Laying the f-pipe
Bringing the woman to f-gasm

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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

THAT WAS NOT VERY APPROPRIATE RYAN

HAVE YOU BEEN INTO THE LOLLYWATER

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Allene
A Whispered Apology


Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES INDEED

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Kraziness
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

shooting the f-gun
posting the f-replacement
poking the f-penguin
eating the f-toast
writing the f-comic
ridiculing the f-phrase
running out of f-ideas
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mysteriorockanova
aka 'Plan B'.


Joined: 02 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Inserting your man meat into the f-sandwich.

DID I CROSS A LINE?!

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