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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 4414
Location: CANADA
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Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:11 pm |
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But isn't this a plus? You can still use it, and it isn't any harder for us to read! |
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Timefishblue
for $100, Alex.
Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Posts: 19994
Location: Your local Necromancery
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Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:19 pm |
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F*ck should be filtered to "Make sweet love".
It would be beautiful! |
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John
Out-Talled
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 4580
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Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:25 pm |
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Make sweet love you, you sandwich! |
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sgower
As Himself
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 6561
Location: Ottawa
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Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:36 pm |
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HISTORY OF THE FILTER:
One time someone posted a thread about "Oh GOD, eat my sandwich, eat my tasty tasty sandwich", and rather than deleting it (as people had already replied) I instead decided to REWRITE HISTORY. |
I remember that topic, though I saw it after history was rewritten. This is why I didn't get what was going on with the sandwich topic, I guess. |
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TH89
Legs up to HERE
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2057
Location: Location:
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Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:03 pm |
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| justinpie wrote: |
| I would have changed dogs to say cats! |
Yarr, ye scurvy cats!
Capitalist peeg-cats! |
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theobjectlesson
Joined: 24 Nov 2004
Posts: 688
Location: a room of opaque air
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Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:59 pm |
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I am glad about this particular filtered swear word, because I strongly dislike that word, and I really like sandwiches. And by sandwiches I mean the food. Someone come up with an accurate definition of sandwiches and I will say that when I refer to sandwiches and say sandwiches if I need refer to the other thing. |
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170
the number of ADVENTURE
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 4071
Location: Amherst, MA, USA
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Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:44 pm |
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"two or more slices of bread with meat, cheese, or other filling placed in between"
"an arrangement resembling an edible sandwich; for example, two slabs of one material holding a slab of different material between them, as in certain electronic devices"
"to insert tightly between two things"
"to place in tight, alternating layers"
"to fit between two other things that allow little time"
These are all the definitions for sandwich my dictionary offers! Some of them sound a little dirty considering Ryan's new definition of the word!
Other option: insert the word "Ryan" before sandwich in one use of the word. Make sure everyone knows which one you pick! |
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theobjectlesson
Joined: 24 Nov 2004
Posts: 688
Location: a room of opaque air
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Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:40 pm |
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see the problem with defining sandwich is that there could be anything on the outside and anything on the inside. And should a wrap be considered a sandwich? |
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Lucas J
Old Dutch Fury
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 4613
Location: Berkeley, CA
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:38 am |
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*GASP* |
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TH89
Legs up to HERE
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2057
Location: Location:
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:45 am |
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I don't even know what the word is. >.<
I guess I'm just too classy! |
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Andrew
knows your secrets!
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 8958
Location: Also Outside Uruguay
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:53 am |
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I think it's sandwich.
Yep, it sure is sandwich. |
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TH89
Legs up to HERE
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2057
Location: Location:
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:49 am |
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*Edit* ARGH I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON
Um, I know what the word is now. |
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MackJ
The Magic Was Inside Him All Along
Joined: 04 Jan 2005
Posts: 4144
Location: Like a beautiful child growing up free and wild.
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Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:06 am |
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Mmm, sandwiches. No, wait, I really mean sandwiches. The kind you eat. The... oh my!  |
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sven
Joined: 15 Feb 2005
Posts: 300
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Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:15 pm |
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damn the submit button!! |
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Gav
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 98
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:46 am |
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Hahahaha.....sandwich
Hilarity. |
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John
Out-Talled
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 4580
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Wed Apr 20, 2005 1:47 pm |
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The ultimate word in today's Polygon puzle was sandwich.
Heh. |
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John
Out-Talled
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 4580
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Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:19 am |
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Oh man, I introduced the sandwich filter to several of my friends. We were out for Caz's birthday, and someone said sandwich. Caz said she didn't want anyone saying sandwich on her birthday, so I suggested everyone say sandwich instead!
Then someone ordered a Sex on the Beach cocktail and the jokes about getting sand in your sandwiches began. |
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BizRodian
The Most Dangerous Game
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 2959
Location: Ottawa
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Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:28 am |
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Josh B
Joined: 28 Mar 2005
Posts: 889
Location: The Yay Area
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Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:42 am |
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now i will just type sandwich when i want to type sandwich, its faster. and does the yr filter still work? |
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Kraziness
Puh-lease!
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1017
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Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:35 pm |
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Can we just implement a total l33t filter? that would be incredible.
l33t becomes elite, n00b becomes "new person," etc. It would be an advancement in humanity!
(and i know it's the whole l33t thing has yet to stain this forum, but what if it did?! I'd probably freak out a little.) |
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The Famous Mr. Klaw
Totally Klawsome
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 15555
Location: Klawsylvania
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Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:58 pm |
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u 08vi05ly h4vn+ m3t 05+r1ch |
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spike_vicious
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Posts: 105
Location: Hinesburg, Vermont
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Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:37 pm |
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| I drop the f-bomb a fair bit on other forums... |
Sorry to veer off the topic of sandwhiches (off the topic of rules) but I just wanted to say I've never heard it called 'dropping the f-bomb' before but I fully intend to begin doing so from now on... thank you for changing my rather meaningless life |
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Boorishly P. Foundry
Alive in our hearts
Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 12417
Location: Halfway to Heaven
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Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:51 pm |
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Really? People I know use "dropping the f-bomb" all the time. So much so that I think it is now overplayed! So I would like to encourage everyone to start using their own euphemisms instead. Here are a few to get you started:
- Pounding the f-nail
- Riding the f-horse
- Blowing the f-horn
- Flying the f-kite
- Raising the f-flag
- Thatching the f-roof
- Sailing the f-ship
- Enacting the f-policy |
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spike_vicious
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Posts: 105
Location: Hinesburg, Vermont
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Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:02 pm |
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ahhh
enacting the f-policy... much better! |
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170
the number of ADVENTURE
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 4071
Location: Amherst, MA, USA
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Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:32 pm |
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"Pounding the f-nail" is just suggestive enough to work in place of the word itself, rather than describe the act of saying it.
I rather like "sailing the f-ship" and "blowing the f-horn," myself. |
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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 4414
Location: CANADA
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Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:36 pm |
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Digging the f-ditch
Laying the f-pipe
Bringing the woman to f-gasm |
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Ryan
Strawberry-blonde Milkshake
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 4414
Location: CANADA
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Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:37 pm |
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THAT WAS NOT VERY APPROPRIATE RYAN
HAVE YOU BEEN INTO THE LOLLYWATER |
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Allene
A Whispered Apology
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 1521
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:56 pm |
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ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES INDEED |
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Kraziness
Puh-lease!
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1017
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Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:05 am |
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shooting the f-gun
posting the f-replacement
poking the f-penguin
eating the f-toast
writing the f-comic
ridiculing the f-phrase
running out of f-ideas |
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mysteriorockanova
aka 'Plan B'.
Joined: 02 Apr 2005
Posts: 1707
Location: Southern Alberta
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Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:08 am |
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Inserting your man meat into the f-sandwich.
DID I CROSS A LINE?! |
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