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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:36 pm

Ah, Shandy! Somehow I knew that if anyone could share my insatiable desire for potato chips, it would be you.

I emphasize that we are talking about potato chips.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:37 pm

Oh. I have a whole bag of potato chips in the kitchen. But I guess 7:41am is possibly a little too early to break out the saturated fats?

Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 2619

Sometimes I have a few potato chips in the morning just to wake myself up.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:38 pm

monkeybutter, it's NEVER too early for POTATO CHIPS

Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 1921 Location: At the GUN SHOW

sleepy potato chip eating right when you wake up is one of the best ways to enjoy potato chips.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:44 pm

Opening them ever so gently, as the sun rises, smelling that beautiful aroma...how could you not indulge yourself?

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:47 pm

I really am hungry, monkeybutter, please tell me you are not going to eat those potato chips without me?

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:49 pm

Lightseeker wrote:

Opening them ever so gently, as the sun rises, smelling that beautiful aroma...how could you not indulge yourself?

Best post ever. In context.

Squidd, I think everyone here has a particular fancy for potato chips.

potato chips.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:58 pm

You know I am saving myself, I mean, my potato chips, for you Squidd.

Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 8693

I'm saving a packet of potato chips to share with my wife when I marry.

Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 1921 Location: At the GUN SHOW

Man, if you guys save those chips too long, they're go STALE.

Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 2619

I have never had real potato chips. I've heard about how great it is and I know people who have had real potato chips., but I have never found anybody who I really want to share the delicous sensation with. Maybe having potato chips at my age isn't such a great idea, anyway.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:02 pm

I have Blue Chips.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:05 pm

BOSS MAN there is no reason to rush eating potato chips. You might as well savour them when you do get them rather than over-indulging and ruining your appetite.

Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 1921 Location: At the GUN SHOW

The Devil wrote:

I LIKE RANCH FLAVOR

Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 2619

Shandy, it is just so hard sometimes. I mean, everybody is eating chips and it's just so hard not to join in with them. I go to a party, everybody is eating chips. I'm out with my friends, and they eat chips. I don't know how long I can last.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:53 pm

Signo wrote:

Could YOU do a webcomic?

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:50 pm

YES I COULD

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:50 pm

also : nothing beats SUNCHIPS. nothing.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:58 pm

First of all, not potatos. Second of all, if we are counting non-potato chips then blue corn tortilla chips win (Garden of Eatin' specifically). Third of all, Sunchip are pretty delicious.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:04 pm

Ok, as far POTATO chips go, I'd saaaayyy....

oh MAN. I just realized I hate potato chips.

T-Rex - OMG!

CORN CHIPS FOREVER. T-Rex - OMG!

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:06 pm

Kinky.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:08 pm

Trust me, things could get waaay kinkier.

give me 5 more minutes.

Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:09 pm

No, that's seriously kinky, I'm pretty sure there are laws agaisnt that.

Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 2619

I like to have my potato chips out in the sun. Is that what a sunchip is? But then a potato chip does not need to be enjoyed in a potato.

Joined: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 613 Location: DC

I don't know how you can eat potato chips outside in the sun, what if somebody sees you? Think about all the kids out there who might get the wrong idea about nutrition.

Joined: 27 Dec 2005 Posts: 9989 Location: Personal Space

man I want potato chips BAD.

Joined: 19 Feb 2006 Posts: 2619

Johnny 5, it adds to the overall feeling. Lying in the grass, eating potato chips, with your desires exposed to the world. Also, many of those kids already know how potato chips work, anyway.

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 6037 Location: 7th frame

It is the risk that produces my powdery cool ranch interest.

Joined: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 613 Location: DC

Bossman, don't you think it's kind of selfish to just go around eating your potato chips for everybody to see? There are plenty of people out there I never want to see eating potato chips, and it might be a little presumptuous to think you aren't one of them.