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 Post subject: OVENS ARE SHIT
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:02 am 
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FUCKING COOKING ONE HALF OF A THING 2X AS FAST AS THE OTHER SO I HAVE TO ROTATE IT
SINCE IT ISN"T FUCKING COOKED ON THE OTHER SIDE IT IS DOUGHY AS FUCK AND I CANT TURN IT
SO IT RIPS IN FUCKING HALF
WTF WTF WTF
WHY
WHY
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CANT OVENS HAVE A THING IN THE MIDDLE THAT ROTATES THE THING
WHY
CANT EVERYONE JUST MAKE ALL THINGS TO BE COOKED IN THE MICROWAVE
IT IS MUCH MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT
IT GENERALLY COOKS THINGS THAT WOULD BE BAKED MORE EVENLY
IT IS FASTER
YOU WOULD JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE FOOD SLIGHTLY SMALLER TO FIT

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He could only step forward, and hold out his hand and say, “I’m not likely to forget you, Daneel.” “That is pleasant,” said Daneel, nodding gravely. “As you are well aware, it is quite impossible for me, while in working order, to forget you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:03 am 
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DONT WANT TO HAVE A DIFFERENT PAN FOR EVERY DAMN THING I NEED TO COOK IN AN OVEN

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He could only step forward, and hold out his hand and say, “I’m not likely to forget you, Daneel.” “That is pleasant,” said Daneel, nodding gravely. “As you are well aware, it is quite impossible for me, while in working order, to forget you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:08 am 
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FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK THIS sHIT

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He could only step forward, and hold out his hand and say, “I’m not likely to forget you, Daneel.” “That is pleasant,” said Daneel, nodding gravely. “As you are well aware, it is quite impossible for me, while in working order, to forget you.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:13 am 
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GOING TO SHOVE MY OVENS HEAD IN AN OVEN

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:40 pm 
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yo
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Drear Pooson
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unless you're baking some gay shit there should be better options

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don't want to spend 20 mins preheating an oven errytime I want to make a damn thing

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TOASTER OVEN?

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Dutch oven

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Chen
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WHAT ARE YOU COOKING THAT REQUIRES AN OVER ANYWAY DREW I THOUGHT YOU JUST ATE CEREAL ALL THE TIME?

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You can bake your own cereal.

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if you think ovens are shit you have a bad oven

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#slowfoodmovement

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t drew you should get one of these

http://www.amazon.ca/KitchenAid-KCO223C ... B003TT0ZC2

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if you can't cook really huge amount of food in an oven at once
it's not worth bothering with an oven

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Drear Pooson
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I only make food if it's a
week's worth of food
#sundieroasts

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tommy "mug cake" dumouchelle

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it is not just this oven it is
all 7 ovens I have been in contact with throughout my life

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would vastly prefer a fucking
fire grill to an oven

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I am not a big fan of my particular oven, because I have literally NO control over how/when it preheats. So I turn it on to the temperature, it's "on" for a bit, then it switches TO preheat, and then NEVER CHANGES BACK TO BAKE. Just baked some chicken breasts for 45 minutes on preheat and the breading still isn't toasted like it should be.

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Drear Pooson
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I think that ppl who make ovens just assume that no one actually uses an oven

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http://feeds.seriouseats.com/~r/serious ... the-s.html

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just gonna vacuum seal this pizza and boil it

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why are you trying to turn your doughy food instead of the tray that it's sitting on?


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Adam
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pre-heating is a conspiracy

never pre-heated and my food always tastes fine

(actually I pre-heat when baking a cake, I guess, but that is purely through lack of confidence)

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toomanydragons wrote:
why are you trying to turn your doughy food instead of the tray that it's sitting on?

was telling my sister about this thread and that's the first question she asked.

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Dezro
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you cook a pizza directly on the rack
so
I'm guessing he was cooking one

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Drear Pooson
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this thread is by drew
so I'm guessing he was cooking a pizza

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i thought you cooked pizza on a little cardboard mat

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I always thought you cooked pizza on a pan or stone.

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