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 Post subject: Best kind of "salad"?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:19 pm 
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What is the best kind of salad?
This isn't a poll because I don't know all types of salad

"Salad" will be anything that's called a salad
As long as you can actually eat it
So no word salads

Egg salad
Fruit salad
Etc.
Are salads in this thread

Dung salads are also allowed because shakespeare invented them and if someone called something a salad (and not just a tabber to get it to qualify for this thread), and you can eat it, it counts

I'm guessing that tuna salad is the best salad, but again
I don't know all salads

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 Post subject: Re: Best kind of "salad"?
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Green salad is my favorite.


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If the definition of salad allows for it, then guacamole is the best salad.
If not, probably tuna salad is best, unless like my dad you make it with hard boiled eggs because that is unforgivable.
The worst salad is ambrosia salad.

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Of the dessert salads (like ambrosia), Watergate is probably the best. It is also called "pistachio salad" I guess, but I learned it as Watergate.

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Helen keller invented watergate salad!:

In 1922 Helen Keller published a similar recipe, calling for canned diced pineapple, nuts, marshmallows, whipped cream and other ingredients.

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Just Gene wrote:
If the definition of salad allows for it, then guacamole is the best salad.
If not, probably tuna salad is best, unless like my dad you make it with hard boiled eggs because that is unforgivable.
The worst salad is ambrosia salad.


The question says it has to have salad in the name, so I don't think guacamole would work.

I think the best salad is spinach salad with like strawberries and feta cheese. Maybe walnuts idk. And if we mean only non-lettuce salads, then I'd go for maybe an egg salad? I want to say potato but it's too likely to go wrong plus egg salad sandwiches are pretty good.

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Guacamole doesn't count
Green and big salads count

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maybe caesar

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chicken salad sandwich with lettuce and tomato and provolone cheese is my go to order every time i hit up wawa

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Tentatively I will say Cobb salad.

The classic configuration is lettuce, chicken, bacon, tomato, avocado, chives, Roquefort cheese, hardboiled eggs. I prefer it with no cheese and black olives, and just red wine vinegar for dressing.

I don't care if the ingredients are mixed together instead of in little rows or piles.

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Also great: shrimp and mango salad w/avocado :9

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The Beneflops wrote:
Helen keller invented watergate salad!:

In 1922 Helen Keller published a similar recipe, calling for canned diced pineapple, nuts, marshmallows, whipped cream and other ingredients.

Huh! Interesting!

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I guess someone who can't see would be
Ahead of the game re disgustinglooking foods

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