Truth and Beauty Bombs

I guess this has only been going a few days actually.

https://twitter.com/#!/TumblrTXT

this is great

I hope I didn't accidentally call one of ;_; twitter accounts "great"

A review[1] of the medical literature from early 2004 lists over thirty published cases of lycanthropy, only the minority of which have wolf or dog themes. Canines are certainly not uncommon, although the experience of being transformed into a hyena, cat, horse, bird or tiger has been reported on more than one occasion. Transformation into frogs, and even bees, has been reported in some instances.

wish ppl would lycanthrope into uncool animals

lycanthroping into some undiscovered deepsea bacterium

Neurologist Andrew J. Larner has written that the fate of Odysseus’s crew at the hands of Circe may be one of the earliest examples of clinical lycanthropy.[7]

the most amazing coincidence

The Cow (Persian: گاو, Gāv) is a 1969 Iranian movie directed by Dariush Mehrjui. A middle-aged Iranian villager called Hasan, who owns a cow, gradually goes insane following a nervous breakdown and believes he is the cow, adopting such mannerisms as eating hay.[citation needed]

and

Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini was reported to have admired this film.

sounds like a really cool moovie

this makes me sad

sorry adam

So conflicted about this.

These are real quotes, right?

I think it's all by this tweetbro except for the pictures and maybe a few tweets
unless they're quoting just a few people most of the time
re: lots of it fits together
re: the cat/human/korean thing
and since it's called tumblr.txt and has "tumblr" as the avatar it's either making fun of tumblry stuff (like this) or it's quoting from tumblr
but since so much of it goes together and one tweet follows another etc. it's probably the former re: each tweet having to be under 140 characters
the inconsistent capitalization/punctuation makes it seem like it's maybe quotations but
I do that too when I'm doing a joke account
I'm guessing this tweetbro usually types in all lowercase in nontrolly situations on the internet

The description calls them quotes, though.

"these quotes are trans-website"

If the quotes are just of things he made up himself, there still must be some other web site they're on for that to be true.

I'm pretty sure they're quotes, or at least quotes modified to fit into tweets. If they're really just inventions of the guy then what's the point?

I think by "trans-website" he means "a tumblr account trapped in a twitter account's body"

if they're really just inventions
they're
parody......
which is a thing

anyway ya re: "trans-website" but
if this tweetbro's calling them quotes they still wouldn't be things he made up
I am a bad detective

this is extra bad since it seems like this tweetbro is mostly picking on 1 person
re: the transethnic korean cathuman

Oh, right. We can just google the quotes.

Which I just did and they are real.

D:

can someone identify as an anime version of themself

I identify as a japanese pizza with corn on it

I searched one of the quotations and this was the lastest post on the blog it was from:

This is starting to get kind of boring so I suppose it’s time to give it up. As some of our more astute readers have noticed, this is a troll blog — a collaborative trolling effort between three teenagers with too much time on their hands. None of us are autistic, pangender, asexual, demiromantic, transethnic, or a cat, although one of us is 16 and Canadian. It was fun while it lasted.

I find it so utterly absurd that a movement whose original purpose was to defend the rights of POC, trans* individuals, and other oppressed groups has been co-opted by people who believe they are dragons or that they have Homestuck characters living inside their head. It’s hilarious to me. It’s also incredibly offensive. I think what happened is that the SJ movement’s message of acceptance was somehow generalized to mean that if you don’t accept everything,you are a bigot —and the outcasts of the internet, the furries, the soulbonders, latched onto that, because they had finally found a place where no one could make fun of them. A “safe space”, if you will.

This disheartening revelation/the posting of Homestuck porn have made me decide to stop following this account. It has made me sad, like Adam.

imo

or

Acceptance and mocking should both be equal opportunity imo.

There's a problem with declaring something "equal opportunity" when you decide who will take that opportunity, though, eh?

"We are proud to be an equal opportunity employer.

Both of you candidates have an equal shot at the one position we have open.

No matter which of you we choose, you can rest assured you each had an equal chance."

"basically we flip coins"