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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:23 pm 
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Well where does he want to receive them then

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(the correct answer was around back)

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max temkin just ran the joke into the ground
https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728
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I have friends who have been scammed on Craig and his so-called List.

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zach let me pitch this at you, then

send them a bunch of cans of peanuts, but when they open it up
SURPRISE!
DILDO SNAKES

besides, you know at least one person has to be like "well we can't let all these dildos go to waste"
i want the world to cause an argument between one member hoarding dildos and the rest

"you know, native americans used all the parts of the buffalo! what kind of survivalists are we if we can't make a chair or something?"

also i'd like to dream that the cops are the ones sending the dildos


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I for one would like to sit in the dildo chair.


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When you sit in the dildo chair
The dildo chair also sits in you

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If that porn parody is not called Game of Dongs, so help me...

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its a promo still from a sex toy manufacturer and not an actual porno
http://mashable.com/2015/03/26/dildo-ir ... 14XW7VkmqF

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the model doesn't pass for khaleesi close enough for it to be a porno parody

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 8Vbqn8gYLs

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It's good now.

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http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016 ... r-shootout

"when condominiums were burned in waco, they burned em for a reason, not because of who was in there" - hollywood hogan

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Now we're never gonna find out what they do with all that lube :cry4usa:

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This CanLit premise generator is pretty cute (though a bit limited in variables): http://canlitgenerator.com/


A woman and her dog contemplate the meaning of Tim Horton's coffee, realizing too late that the long harsh winter is a metaphor for their relationship.

A new immigrant abandons an unfinished novel, barely escaping the weather.

A lifelong city dweller spends 455 pages wandering through that desert in Quebec, you know the one, to provide care for their ailing mother.

Three undergraduates from diverse backgrounds smuggle rum in the Great Depression with Mennonites.

A family and their dog build the 2nd tallest lighthouse in Atlantic Canada under the pall of heavily implied incest

A man and his dog age gracelessly. To each other, they say nothing.

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A young couple struggle with what it means to be both Canadian and Other only to lose it all at sea.

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Dunno
I think https://mobile.twitter.com/PerhapsMinstrel is better

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Netflix is expanding its investment in original content.

It has signed Adam Sandler to a four-movie deal. In a release announcing the news, Sandler had the following to say: "I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only…. Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks. “Let the streaming begin!!!!”"


later, after the release of ridiculous 6:

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On January 6, 2016, Netflix announced that the film had been viewed more times in 30 days than any other movie in Netflix history. It also made it to the #1 spot in every territory in which Netflix operates.


actually the whole wikipedia page is worth a read


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they pushed ridiculous 6 real hard on netflix
also it took it a way long time to update from the "audience review" stars (4) to the "suggested for you" stars (1) in what i assume was an attempt to trick me into watching it

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maybe it just took that long for enough people like you (or even just people with taste) to make the mistake of watching it

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Dang, that makes the misleading wording kind of pathetic


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embarrassed by how much i like this account
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne

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Pretty good

I feel like I was reading them with a very distinctive and consistent voice in my head

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That stupid one about the bass tabs made me laugh more than is probably appropriate.

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The last one :lol:


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I like these, too.


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Was going to put this Gravity Falls related tweet over in the cartoon thread, but I feel it deserves a general audience.

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