Point / Counterpoint:
"Gilgamesh is the man" vs. "No, Gilgamesh is the man"
AndrewV: That Gilgamesh, he is so friggin' awesome. I mean, he's the man!
AndrewK: Dude, you're slighting Gilgy. He is the man!
AndrewV: Do you have any idea what you're talking about? I mean, just look at him! Those robes, that helmet, his weaponry ... he has the look that only the man can have.
AndrewK: You're obviously not looking at the same Gilgamesh I am. I look at him, and I see the best. The best that is associated only with the man.
AndrewV: Put down that crack bong and listen to me - this is Gilgamesh! Wielder of the Eight Sacred Weapons? Leader of his mighty sidekick, Enkidu? Infallable supporter of all that is right and just with the world? Master of the Super Ultimate Gilgamesh Metamorph? In other words, the man?
AndrewK: Take off your headphones and turn down the Barry Manilow - haven't you heard Nobuo Uematsu's melodious musical masterpiece, "Battle with Gilgamesh"? It's a powerful tune that distinguishes Gilgamesh from all the pretenders to the coolness throne. That driving, melody-carrying bass; searing, crisp hihat; soaring snythesized arpeggios; grinding grunge guitar riffs; and stunning syncopation - all of these combine into a tune fit for only one man: the man!
AndrewV: Is your heart so callous and cruel that you are unable to feel emotion at (spoiler, highlight to reveal) his noble sacrifice on the Cleft of Dimension? The selflessness with which he gave himself up for Butz, the one man he considered his friend?(end spoiler) Oh, I weep for thee, you unfortunate, stone-hearted, man-shaped shell, you who are unable to comprehend the dignity with which Gilgamesh is the man!
AndrewK: You fool. You are the most foolish of the fools, a model of stupidity upon an altar of ignorance in a chapel of boorishness at the corner of 5th and Dumb. Gilgamesh is the man, and your shallow comprehension of his stature will never change that.
AndrewV: You're hopeless.
AndrewK: You too.