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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:44 am 
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OMG how have u been? I know we havent chatted in a while! totally my fault.. this computer im using freezes all the time. i have tired ot email you a few times with no luck.. ach! sooo sorry.. so whats been up? i am finally moving near you in a couple days.. i hope u didnt forget me? its me amdison lol.. in case u DID forget, we met on ms or cl not long ago.. so im gonna be living right near you and i dont know ANYBODY OMG SHOOT ME! i have my uncle and aunt there but thats not the same.. so can u show me around? help me find a job lol.. i get there next friday late afternoon.. im gonna nee dyour cell number also..ps - im recently single too so u can take me out and show me some real fun * wink wink * hahahha! so anyways im soo nervous about moving. its a load off my back that im gonna know someone there though. so i am happy we met online hehe :) I am hoping u dont have a girlfriend.. i am not a big fan of drama and stuff like that so just tell me if u do..SO I kinda think we should chat a little bit more before we meet. just to make sure we are not awkward and stuff. although i can talk forever about anything with anyone lol. u will notice that right away when we meet. so are u free friday to help me move some boxes and stuff? i hope so :) since i wont know anyone maybe u could also introduce me to some of you friends? are they nice? i am cool with gurls and guys lol.. guess u could say i am bisexual but whatever what girl isnt these days..so back to YOU mister... remind me what u do for work? for fun? what are your hobbies and what do you like sexually ? we have so mucht o get ot know about each other in such little time lol! as i mentioned i recently broke up with my ex. we were together for about 6 months but there was too much drama and my friends and fmaily hate dhim. he had no job and was quite disrespectful.. was also pretty lousy in bed.. i like foreplay and he always just wanted to go right to sex.. at least get me wet first ya know? selfish idiot. anyways so i feel free again now that i am single but i do kinda miss having that special someone to cuddle with ya know? so ur probably wondering how come i am moving right? well its a long story.. basicly i am broke for starters.. add to that the fact that i need to go back to school AND the fact that i ned a fresh start and there u go.. so i am gonna move and hopefully solve all 3 of those problems, the most stressfull one is my debt. German! i owe 8k on my visa ewwww. also i am trying to help my sister pay off her tuition fees also so shes counting on me. Speaking of which, do you have any good hookups to help me find a job? i would LOVE to be a bartender or somehting like that where I can make tips. I think i have a good look for it plus I am SUPER friendly. so here is some random stuff about me. i love star gazing, the outdoors, porn, foreplay, massages, the internet, shopping, doing my nails, sex, cooking, and watching movies. when it comes ot guys i just want someone who treats me the way i deserve to be treated. i can be such a good girlfriend and a total freak in bed. i am up for just about ANYTHING sexually.. serioulsy :) As for my current job doesnt pay that well but coming from where I lived it was my only real option. I am sure I told u about it but if i didnt i really hope u dont look down on me for it and can accept me for who i am. See I do this webcam thing where I basicly get paid to chat to people on cam and tease around a bit. I know its not the most MORAL job out there but i am desperate for money and its pretty easy money. i wanna get a real job though and thats another reason why i am moving. The job suits me cause i like tlaking to people and i am quite dirty minded so its the best of both worlds and i get paid for it hehe.. Anyways here is what i was thinking.. since my computer SUCKS and its hard for me to chat by email or instant messenger.. why dont u come chat me at my work site? i can totally get u in for free.. i have 2 free passes a month to share with whoever i like.. i havent ever given any out but i dont mind giving u one as we totally need to chat before i move. see you can login as a customer but ill give u a special link where u dont pay or get billed anything. its a special vip backdooor link... this woudl be the best palce for us to chat cause i am online all the time now trying to save as much money as possible for the move..also i will kick any other chatters out when i see u sign in. does this work for u? i understand if ur not cool with it.. i kno theres a lot of scammers out there so if u dont wanna chat there then i guess ill email u in a few weeks when i get my internet all set up in the new place. although i woudl really feel more comfortable chating wiht u before i move.if u do decide to come chat me online then u have to PROMISE me that u will not share the vip link with anyone.. for any reason.. its for YOU only baby i am trusting u.. once u sign in we can chat and u can see me on webcam also :) if u have one u can go on too.. oh la la hot.. and of ocurse u wudnt pay me for it ur my friend DUH! I am trusting u not to abuse it though cause once u sign in u can watch ohter girls naked for free too and i wudnnt want that.. YOUR EyeS BETTER ONLY BE ON ME hahahahha!! unless of course we watch them together :) "I care for nothing now," he answered hotly, "except to wipe out this brute So i am trusting u.. so u can trust me.. the link is at the bottom of the email. remember not to give it to anyone under any circumstances! i am online right now if u wanna come chat now.. its dead in here.. please come :( also.. u obvioulsy need a cc to sign into the site but thats just to prove u are not a minor...it says right on the vip link that its free since u are vip and u wont get billed anything.. ok im getting off here now.. im waiting for u baby. cant wait to see u and meet u and hug u and kiss u.. ciao for now.. xoxox ----> localchatcamconnect . com/free (take out the spaces obvioulsy heheh)


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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:18 pm 
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i have tired ot email


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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:41 pm 
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hello again. how u doing cutie? in case u dont remember me its mee.. maddison! met ya off on a social site lol. i wanna say sorry for takign a whellole to email ya again. my internet and laptop are both completely screwed up....my I.M. is also.. such a pain in the butt! i have also been tied up getting ready to move..sorry if u get thellos email more than once also because like i said my email and stuff keep freezing so i dunno whats happening. I was excited that we chatted briefly by email...i am really relieved that I will know somoene OTHER than my aunt when I move... relieves a bit of stress..I thellonk we shoudl chat as much as possible before I move so we can get to know one another and that way when we meet we will feel like we have already known each other for a whellole lol :) You will find out soon enough that I am a good talker and sometimes need to be told to stop babbling lol! So you must be a popular guy, do you have a lot of firends there? who do you live with? what do u do for work and stuff? I woudl liek to meet some of you friends.. girls or guys doesnt matter im cool with both :) im bi lol! Whatcha do for fun and all that? like in your spare time? spend a lot of time online chatting? I DO! I am actually excited to move now and meet up with ya.. I am way overdue for a change and my rent here is soo expensive..plus i have student loan to pay back so it will give me kinda a fresh start ya know! So I am finally single after 2 years of HELL lol.. was with my ex for just abotu 22 months and he was such a tool. didnt respect me or treat me how i deserved.. im soo excited to be moved on, another reason why i am moving.. u got a girlfriend? I also wanted to ask you if you know anyone helloring right now? I need to find a job and I thought maybe u could help me? Like maybe u know a club owner or restaurant owner who will hellore me? im good at serving :) Ok so I guess you want to know a bit more info about me right ? ok sooooooo...athwart the western sky, its downward was was marked by myriad clouds of every extenuate your crimes. The treasurer and admiral insisted that I am a big rhelloanna fan, I love music, mainly 80's, dance, hellop hop top 40. I love to hang out and shop and dance and tan.. I love all types of men and women.. I am an amazing girlfriend if iI find the right guy, ill do anythellogn for them.. even in bed im totally open minded and will do basiclly anythellong.. I am a pretty positive person, i am smart, always got good marks in school, i am loyal honest trust worthy friendly excited and VERY talkative lol..I am also BIG on playing with myself and my toys lol.. sorry to be blunt but who doesnt lol? in bed i love doggy and i love it rough! spank me baby lol...Ok so let me explain to you a bit more about my job cause I know you're wondering right? ok so basicly I get paid to chat with people and take my clothes off and touch myself.. 3 thellongs I LOVE doing anyways so why not make $ at it right? of course some guys judge me and look down on it, and im REALLLY hoping you're not like that or Ill be sad :( but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do... I really like my job its easy and its good $ whelloch is what i need cause of my shellotty financial situation :( So i am werking like 24-7 trying to save $ for the move in a few days... and since i was wanting to chat with u more heres the idea i came up with.. every few months my company gives me 3 promos passes to give out to whoever i want.. with thellos pass you are able to chat me on my site for free.. unl;ike everyone else who has to pay lol.. so i was gonna give u one of these so u can coem chat me.. its totally up to u and i completelety understand if u dont want to come to my chat room to chat me.. its just alot easier that way cause im logged in there most of the time now and my messenger and email keeps freezing (ill be shocked if thellos email even gets through to you)... So i can give u one of my promo links but on ONE condition.. U ABSILUTELY cannot share it with anyone.. u cannot let any of ur freinds have it or i can get in trouble.. im trusting that u will keep it juyst for urself! is that cool? with thellos pass u can sign in whenever u want and chat me and see me at NO costs.. 0.00 where for everyone else its 5$....thellos way we can chat more and thenw e will feel a lot more comfortable when we meet up soon :) Now just so u know.. u still have to prove your over 18 by putting in your C.C but thats just for age ver!f!cation...cutie im really trusting u and im really hoping we can chat... please dont let ur friends sign in wiht thellos link PLEASEEEEEE!!! i want to exchange cell numbers with u once u login as well as my new address and stuff.. i need u to help me move on moving day please if u dont mind? ill make it up to u.. diner on me + a massage for all your sore muscles lol.. ok here u go.. im signed in now and waiting so come nwo if u can... chat in a few mins.. point browser to localchatcamconnect . com/free


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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:43 pm 
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"I've heard you got good grades in school"

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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:26 am 
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unless of course we watch them together :) "I care for nothing now," he answered hotly, "except to wipe out this brute So i am trusting u

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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:06 am 
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Inbox the message to t & Judy, then post on their page "Important, please check your inbox".


Recently two people I love, admire & respect were so emotionally moved, it was played out take them to a negatively, in public - on FB- By making your personal business public knowledge, I have something to say about showed up on my fb page for me, my friends, classmates, former bosses, Imams & children to read. Please accept my sincere advice. If u take issue with my advice- call me or in box me!

In case of FB disagreements (especially those leading to name calling, cursing & threats: Please "in box" the person you r beefing with, then your messages are private between only u 2, the entire FB world does not need to see it. OR use the hide post feature. This is not what your friends & family want to read, or the light any of our thousands of FB friends need to see you portrayed in. Please remember fb friends connections who read what's on our pages including our bosses, coworkers, neighbors, church members, pastors, family members, parents, grandparents, respected elders plus many of us have CHILDREN (what about yours?) & teens on our pages. I don't want them to see u behaving this way or 2 think this is the model to handle conflict. I routinely hide posts that are more personal in nature or tmi for my comfort level. Simply slide your mouse to the upper right hand corner of any post. An "x" will appear, when u click, it will ask hide this
post, or hide all posts from this person. Ok here's the drill: someone sends you a post that annoys you, not true, etc. You're hot! #1 Use the remove post feature, OR block future posts from that parry. 2) if you feel you must response "inbox" so the conversation is private! Go to person's webpage, one message is marked between you & person's page. As my grandmother used to say "never argue in public, folks looking on can't tell which one is acting a fool". Lots of FB drama not necessary & Facebook is not the place for this - what you say on fb can be used on a court of law & who needs that!
Love you!


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Ok here's the drill: someone sends you a post that annoys you, not true, etc. You're hot!


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As my grandmother used to say "never argue in public, folks looking on can't tell which one is acting a fool". Lots of FB drama not necessary & Facebook is not the place for this - what you say on fb can be used on a court of law & who needs that!
Love you!


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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:10 pm 
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One of the better phishing emails I've ever seen:

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Hi ,

My name is Sgt. John Samuel US ARMY serving the World and my country in the most honourable way I
know I can, in AFGHANISTAN right now, in a nutshell, I am an American soldier serving in the Military with
the Army 3rd infantry division. With a very desperate need for assistance,I found your contact particulars
during my email search and picked up courage to contact you for your assistance.

Some money in various currencies were discovered in a room at a farm house near one of Osama Bin Laden's
old house in Kabul-Afghanistan during a rescue operation, I happened to be one of the soldiers that led that
operation that day, so it was agreed by Col. William E. Cole the head of our battalion that some part of this
money will be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money
first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we
have taken with our lives in this hell hole, my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb just few months
ago, and I cannot count how many times GOD has saved my life down here.

Now i found a very reliable way of sending a trunk metallic box containing the amount of United States
Dollars worth Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars(US$ 12.5 Million) as you must agree with me it
has been hell on earth trying to keep this money safe from people's eyes for all these while and with this
opportunity all I need is just someone capable I can trust 100% I can send the box to.

So if you can assure me of your honesty I will go ahead and send the box to you for safe keeping till I am
back home and I will gladly give you 40% of the money.

If this okay with you please get back to me with the following so i can get the box across to you.


1. Your full name
2. Contact address
3. Telephone number
4. Occupation.

Waiting to hear from you.

Yours in Service.
Sgt. John Samuel
US ARMY
http://www.army.mil/


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Some money in various currencies were discovered in a room at a farm house near one of Osama Bin Laden's
old house in Kabul-Afghanistan during a rescue operation, I happened to be one of the soldiers that led that
operation that day, so it was agreed by Col. William E. Cole the head of our battalion that some part of this
money will be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money
first. This was quite an illegal thing to do



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Now i found a very reliable way of sending a trunk metallic box containing the amount of United States
Dollars worth Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars(US$ 12.5 Million) as you must agree with me it
has been hell on earth trying to keep this money safe from people's eyes for all these while and with this
opportunity all I need is just someone capable I can trust 100% I can send the box to.

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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:11 am 
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I get phishing mail warning me for for phishing mail so check your account here.

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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:36 pm 
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How's everything? Though I'd spill the beans! spill the beans (lol "beans" more like
green coffee beans! Click the link and you'll see why it's funny haha!

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How are things? I am Veronika. i look for a boyfriend. i usually journey, sing. Write me letter on [e-mail address] So long, Veronika!


Fairly standard spam for the most part, but I'm having a hard time not replying after, "i usually journey, sing."

That's pretty much all anyone would want from a woman.

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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:09 pm 
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60-gun fourth rate ship of the line of the Royal Navy, built according to the 1733 proposals of the 1719 Establishment of dimensions

that's all of it, there's no link or attachment...

EDIT: posted too soon, it turns out I also got like three other similar spams with historical junk text and no payload?
what?

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Subject: THAT was all fixed

I just give up then, I whooped and listened.
But thats what they do.

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when Ally McFeal shows up in court in her micro-miniskirt and NO panties, the jury
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But the frog when he had received this promise :-)

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Tired of your painful hands getting in the way?

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 Post subject: Re: Good Spam
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