Truth and Beauty Bombs

I want to build up a better portfolio that's "safe for work". I've been cutting my teeth on fetish art for ages and I've learned a lot of stuff regarding improving, but it's left me with a lot of work that won't work in a portfolio. So, if you want to request art from me I will seriously attempt to do it to the best of my ability.

Basically I need to make amends for associating art with my basest instincts.

So uh, ask for something!

can you draw a dog?

edit: or a camel

edit: if you want to know places I request the dog to be in an american suburb and the camel to be in a desert, or at an oasis or something.

can you please draw me a team of bee-themed superheroes
a lady and a dude
it will be good for you

+when amanda and i are famouz i can put it in the collection made of our characters after our tragic death

If you've read The Silver Chair, i'd really like to see an illustration of the heroes in the giants' house, or sitting around camp, or in the underground witch's compound.

if you've read A Horse and His Boy, or just like that one more, i'd like an illustration of Avaris in Calormen, either before or after her escape.

I haven't actually read any Narnia, but I could reasonably look up descriptions.

Right now I'll probably start on the bee dudes first when I'm off work.

Bees are pretty cute when you only have to look at them via the internet.

Draw the interior of a lonely middle aged woman's apartment

how bout some shatieeks/shachiku/corporate drones/whatever from akibaranger
just smashing the fuck out of moe merchandise in some otaku's house
tearing wallscrolls, crushing dvds, knifing dakimakuras, that kind of thing
one straight-up stomping on a figurine

wait, make the figurine an ika musume figma and make the otaku ;_;
the picture is mid-stomp, parts are bent, tentacles are snapped off
the sight of it is causing ;_; to have a major breakdown
yes

there are over 20,000 species of bees

Draw all of them.

there is only 1 species of dog and 2 species of camel it will be way easier to draw

I think it would be cool for the camel to be in the suburb.

Yeah, put the dog in an arab bazaar, and the camel on the outskirts of a suburb.

something like this:



but with jack benny's and the guy's combined arm
tipping at a restaurant

I thought Jesus was supposed to be nice. But he's stealing that man's heroin!

this is one of the horsemen of the apocalypse

Christ, what an asshole

amazing amazing amazing amazing
I AM INSPIRED

Can you draw some ponies for me? Any ponies, doesn't even have to be FiM.

SHE SAID ANY PONY, GROGBERRIES AS A CENTUAR PROBABLY COUNTS

or if it doesn't, grogberries as a little pony w/ a hammer and sickle cutie mark probably does
arguing with all the other ponies

alternately, gbrony treading on air, contemplating the sun (he'd be a pegasus). Hammer & sickle acceptable.

I'm disappointed that there's no art posted in this thread yet. :\

can you draw me a psychedelic magical majestic unicorn

i need some art for the new room I will be getting

I'm gonna do these! I just didn't used to know how to get things done. But I'm self-actualizing now. Or at least I developed a reliable method to be productive.

Alternatively, The Rock as a Little Pony. He's a JaBrony.

What's the trick??

Are you still taking requests, or are the ones already posted the only ones you're doing? because that tiger in the other thread was amazing and I wouldn't mind having something cool and tiger-like to look at!

Let's say they're open but it may literally be years before everything is done.

Years? I thought you unlocked secret time management techniques matt.