Truth and Beauty Bombs

a bit like when your man used one of my students

selden, be serious.

And remember that time you all used that picture-a-day girl?
And then she stopped by?

oh man
that was good
that girl owned

tommy, this is making me very uncomfortable.

were selden/romantic even around at the same time ever???

going to make the lobster's claws close in a bit more every day

conspiracy theory?

i remember her posting like 3-4 times but that's it

llsh

No it just seems like she doesn't know romantic very well

cuz p. sure she'd be/is happy jams is using that ownage lobster pic as an avatar

that has absolutely nothing to do with what is going on here

WHY ARE WE ALL PRETENDING THIS ISN'T CREEPY

i think that women holding lobsters is a good theme month

oh right

talkin to ioy here

the biggest creep apologist on tabb

james holds more stake in this community than you ever have
dude was fucking dri-ft
the guy is a class A bro

see tommy knows that obviously it's creepy if he just up and dons a selden avatar
but it's in no way creepy if he pastes a pic of miles in front of it

haha selden and james are pals yo, they talk att

she is not like
calling out a pillar of the community in a moral huff over some hypocritical fake moral principle intended to augment an abortion of a personal brand (that is yours and, recently, zach's deal)

she is agreeing w/ raz that her friend, james, using a picture of some keut girl who no longer posts as his avatar is creepy

because it is objectively + hilariously creepy, dang what is the scandal here.

if there is one thing we all know and love jamz for, it is taking a wee spin to the mill for a spot of mud-wrestling with some lovely birds from the pub BUT AFTER THAT it's probably being "a lil creepy" about "females on the internet"

don't understand why every thread has to blow up into a huge storm of faggotry this week

EVERYONE CAN GO GET THRESHED

haugh baugh battered wives are asking for it

huff puff you are all literally maggots if i had half a chance i would actually cut your faces up into little strips for posting the wrong words on my internet forum how can i be expected to talk with genuine pieces of shit who aren't even authentically righteous people like myself brb pizza guy's here

bleep bloop chill out homebros, don't you know that life isn't about judging people? it's really about novelty beers and watching cowboy bebop and listening to gybe. nobody "owns" this community, man.............oh konnichiwa joanna-chan i changed my shower gel to old spice because you said you liked it once!!!!! BRAHOO BRAHOOM HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF CREEPINESS!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY INTERNET; YOU DON'T HAVE NEARLY THE IMAGINARY STAKE IN IT THAT I JUST MADE UP IN MY MIND FOR SOME BRO, I'M QUITTING FOREVER AGAIN SEE YOU IN THREE WEEKS

tabb has been dead since brent's nuts finally waggled on out that door

christ what the hell is your deal baron

i hate you and think you are terrible

baron
what i'm saying is
nobody was huffing and puffing until you showed up

selden was
telling james that
what he's doing would make romantic uncomfortable

I'm saying
no i don't think it would
and I think james can reasonably assume it wouldn't
re: he has been around longer than selden + knows romantic better than she does

it's fine that some people find it creepy just
really if the relevant people don't/probably wouldn't find it creepy then
I had to take opposition to this "GUYS IT IS OBVIOUSLY CREEPY" attitude
there were no personal attacks until just now

please
let's talk about my avatar

oh yeah i forgot
it owns

you think so because to you it seems like it portrays baron as
frothing at the mouth
and
red in the face
and
inhuman

really it is just supposed to be saying
"this guy is one of the foods most widely acknowledged to be delicious
he is foaming because that's what tommy imagines lobsters to do
and his antennae are long because baron is so sensitive"

I like it because it is zany

never like things that aren't zany