Would batman make his own website?

Randy Johnson · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:48 am

I do not know if this is adressed in any new batman stories or anything that gotham even has internet?
But would the dude make his own website and what would he put on it
A blog about the villains?
a forum where you can complain about villains ?

TechnoAtheist · **Joined:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:32 pm **Posts:** 59

Squidd · **Joined:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:34 pm **Posts:** 1233

One day he accidentally responds to a comment with the wrong account, and he has to play it off like it was a joke.

brucewayne wrote:

whatever man, you may be pretty good with your weird clock hand sword thing, but i still won that fight iirc

clock king wrote:

what

brucewayne wrote:

i mean

i bet that is what batman is going to say

i am batman wrote:

Bruce why you pretendin to be me

tyler · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm **Posts:** 9079

batman wouldn't make his own website because that isn't the point of batman

Xyloart · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:19 pm

robin would make a dumb website and batman would make him take it down

TechnoAtheist · **Joined:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:32 pm **Posts:** 59

tyler wrote:

batman wouldn't make his own website because that isn't the point of batman

He would if it meant catching...

... the Joker.

Wait, you're not the lawyer for a recently exiled minister of finance...

Stranger Dan · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:05 pm

Batman wouldn't make his own website. He would have Oracle do it for him.

tyler · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm **Posts:** 9079

BATMAN WOULDNT HAVE A WEBSITE

tyler · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm **Posts:** 9079

NO ONE WOULD MAKE A BATMAN WEBSITE

tyler · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm **Posts:** 9079

THIS IS VERY SERIOUS GUYS

Stranger Dan · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:25 pm

Well yeah, the last thing he needs is some 4channer tracking his isp and finding out where he lives.

Dezro · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:16 am

Pretty sure there's at least a blogger in Gotham with a Bat-Tracker site where he posts pictures and articles about alleged Batman sightings.

tyler · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm **Posts:** 9079

yeah, there'd be fansites or blogs or whatever, and tweets like "I just saw him! #batman"

but no batman.com

boy who cried troll · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:39 am

I think we can all agree

that if batman did have a website, it would be the best website ever

Raz L. Dazzle · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 5:07 pm **Posts:** 4604

yeah batman would definitely definitely never have a website. in fact i think a lot of things in the batman universe would kinda fall apart once you add the internet into the equation, which is why the comic writers pretty much just haven't.

Dezro · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:50 am

actually, Batman probably does own Batman.com, but not directly

it's owned by domain-squatters in a division of WayneTech, and it's just Batman: What You Need, When You Need It with some Google searches and stock photos of people using computers, but if you request a specific file with a specific, nonstandard header, you can access the Batcomputer

tyler · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:15 pm **Posts:** 9079

more like a division of Wayne Industries owns GothamDaddy.com, the premiere Gotham registrar, and another division of WI owns a cybersquatting company, which has it squatted

Chunky Meg · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 pm **Posts:** 6321

well i mean

presumably the batcave has some kind of intranet

i guess it would just say "BATPUTER TERMINAL ACCESS" if you were in the cave, and then something like "BORING ACCOUNTANCY FIRM, MOSTLY SMALL BUSINESSES AND SUCH, NOTHING WORTH HACKING HERE" and then if you try it tracks your ip address, punches through your firewall encryption, injects firmware code into your processor, looks for any connected machines and does the same to those, hacks your webcam and microphone to see and hear who you are, wipes your hard drive and any connected storage, and then sends 50,000 volts through your keyboard for good measure.

because it's batman's

although come to think of it, batputer sounds like some kind of mexican fetish site

Dezro · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:22 am

hahaha

Welcome, to the world wide web page of the accounting firm, B. Atman & Associates

Meekrat · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:59 am

Batman does have a website, but when you go to it it puts a spider-bot on your computer to access all your information so that Batman can make a detailed list of how he can take you down should you go rogue.

Oracle would probably actually do the web-mastering, but it's probably just a site with random accounts of people who have claimed to see the Batman, but nothing concrete. Random blurry photos, random pieces of police blotter... just enough to paint to the world at large that there's something going on with all this, but whether or not there's a Batman is purely hypothetical since I think one of the things they're running with is that Batman, to the world at large, is just an urban myth.

The name of the site would be "Is Batman Real???!" in Comic Sans with a picture of the Bat-signal being projected onto some clouds. The argument that would cover the Bat-signal is that the police department has it because criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot (paraphrased in some way) and the fact that a Bat-signal exists is enough to make a lot of minor criminals stay off the street just in case.

So yes, Batman probably would have a website, but he probably wouldn't make it. It'd be just one more tool in his war against crime.

Tall Count Orca · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:07 am

Meekrat wrote:

Batman does have a website, but when you go to it it puts a bat-bot on your computer to access all your information so that Batman can make a detailed list of how he can take you down should you go rogue.

Meekrat · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:16 am

Tall Count Orca wrote:

Meekrat wrote:

Batman does have a website, but when you go to it it puts a bat-bot on your computer to access all your information so that Batman can make a detailed list of how he can take you down should you go rogue.

Much better. Thank you.

revfitz · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:26 pm **Posts:** 1783

Dezro wrote:

What You Need, When You Need It

$$$$$
best vague tagline imo

Tall Count Orca · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:35 am

Tall Count Orca wrote:

Meekrat wrote:

Batman does have a bat-website, but when you go to it it puts a bat-bot on your computer to access all your information so that Batman can make a detailed bat-list of how he can bat-take you down should you go rogue.

Chunky Meg · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:36 pm **Posts:** 6321

Tall Count Orca wrote:

Meekrat wrote:

Batman does have a bat-website, but when you go to it it puts a bat-bot on your computer to access all your information so that Batman can make a detailed bat-list of how he can bat-take you down should you go bat-shit insane.

Randy Johnson · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:35 am

squidd easily has the best post in this thread

Squidd · **Joined:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:34 pm **Posts:** 1233

Thank you Randy, I actually did research for it (about the Clock King).

justinpie · **Joined:** Thu May 28, 2009 8:05 pm **Posts:** 752

Hi, I'm Bruce Atman. Have you been injured at work? Call B. Atman & Associates at 1-800-4BATMAN

Meekrat · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:24 pm

Bruce Atman specializes in cases where one or both parents have been gruesomely murdered.

Dezro · **Posted:** Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:50 pm

I have since decided that Batman's website is batmanwasaninsidejob.com

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