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 Post subject: JUSTIN JUSTIN JUSTIN YOU HAVE TO GET IN ON THIS
PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:56 am 
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WONDER WOMAN JUST GOT A NEW COSTUME AND ORIGIN DUDE YOU NEED TO MAKE A WONDERELLA CASHING IN ON THIS

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:24 am 
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What the hell, Wonder Woman, it is too hot to be wearing that jacket. You'll get the heat stroke! You should wait until autumn for your little reinvention thingie.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:15 am 
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The 90's called, they said you can keep the costume...

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There is almost nothing about this reboot that I do not find completely ridiculous. The dudes behind this seem to have the right intentions, but their heads are stuck in the nineties or something.

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The bracelets are still there, but made more colorful, tied on the inside and over the hand, with a script W on each of them that form WW when she holds them side by side... and if you get hit by one of them, it leaves a W mark.

Because pirates are superstitious they think this is the same Wonder Woman who fought their ancestors.

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The bracelets are still there, but made more colorful, tied on the inside and over the hand, with a script W on each of them that form WW when she holds them side by side... and if you get hit by one of them, it leaves a W mark.


So.... Wonder Woman's signature move will be the bitch slap?


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"clearly this will attract the female fanbase we've been seeking"

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Also check out this review of Wonder Woman's costumes throughout the years. The most interesting part of this for me was finding out that there was a time where Wonder Woman lost her powers and wore sexy mod outfits and went on super-spy adventures and made out with the Who a lot.*

*Note: Last part not actually true.

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Wow. I thought the Wasp got a raw deal, but that sequence just defies all expectation and keeps getting worse.

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I don't see how this new costume answers the question of "how does she fight in that thing without all her parts falling out?"

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Here's my particular take on this...
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"hurrrrrrrrrrr"


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this is the worst


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I like Chris Straub's take on this.

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I didn't know about Diana's white spy outfit, but clearly Justin did.

I think I miss out on a lot of subtle Wonderella jokes thhrough not knowing that much about the DCU.

If only Justin did Spiderella instead. Or Killroyella.

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Man I wasn't really sold on the new costume before but this artist really sells it for me.

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Cowboy Trucker Wonder Woman Activate

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Could be worse, far, far worse.

Hipster Wonderwoman,

wearing "vintage" clothes (probably with a t-shirt featuring a faded picture of Lynda Carter)
riding an invisible fixie

She doesn't actually "fight" crime so much as she posts about it on facebook.


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TechnoAtheist wrote:
She doesn't actually "fight" crime so much as she posts about it on facebook.

isn't this already the case but with twitter?

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Oh wait confused woman with ella again

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And I don't understand why I did that, as they are obviously entirely unrelated and nothing alike, and a copyright lawyer for DC skimming this forum should definitely not use that last post as evidence

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STEVE CAREY, IS THAT ENOUGH OR DO I NEED MORE DISCLAIMER?

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I was just thinking yesterday, shouldn't Steve be out of law school by now? Where is that guy?


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dezro so help me

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Dezro wrote:
Oh wait confused woman with ella again


Yep, just like how I can never keep Batman and Aquaman straight.

(Aquaman is the powerful member of his society that has the youthful sidekick and hangs out in a cave, right?)


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that's green arrow

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