Truth and Beauty Bombs

in order to be serial killer, do you have to have like a trademark or a brand that people recognize your work?

cause otherwise if there are actually efficient and methodical serial killers, then you wouldn't know about them.

That's true. Some of them worked all undetected until they were found out and THEN the flair and panache became apparent.

"yes, you can tell this body definitely shows signs of Albert Fish's panache"

"The cannibalistic oomph of Dahmer."

serial killer detectives being all like art critics

tracing influences in somebody's work, interpreting scratches and cuts etc.

then you show them an animal that was killed by another animal in the woods and tell them it was done by a mastermind criminal

and they talk about how it's a post-modern metaphor for the serial killer's relationship with their parents.

#1 serial killer of our time:

I think a lot of serial killers end up killing themselves too. So you don't get to see how crazy they are when they are caught.

maybe serial killer stories are being suppressed because they would make
a guy who can't blow up his own underwear look unscary

maybe that dexter guy from teevee has killed them all (that's what he does I think)

obama's calling card is a
literal card with the victim's picture/batting avg. on it

imagine a future
in which
drones wearing balaclavas fly through your bedroom window
and extend robots arms with knives that stab you

wasn't there like some sniper bro at some point

ya the dc sniper
he was black tho
and in dc
so the media was probably ok with breaking their ban on serial killer stories

While imprisoned, Malvo wrote a number of erratic diatribes about what he termed "jihad" against the United States.[24] "I have been accused on my mission. Allah knows I'm gonna suffer now", he wrote.[24] Because his rants and drawings featured not only such figures as Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, but also characters from the film series The Matrix, these musings were dismissed as immaterial.

immaterial
because it's proof that we're all just in
the matrix

what the hell guys

you can't call obama a serial killer

any serial killer critic would tell you he's a mass murderer at best

but he's been doing it
over and over again

he's a serial mass murderer

Mass murderers lack imagination.

Wait I immediately want to take that back. I just thought of some incredible mass murders.

You could maybe call him a spree killer, but even that is really pushing it. Andrew Kehoe and that Korean cop would be spinning in their respective graves!

oh man
the Bath School Disaster
this is hilarious

footage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzP8R34FPAI#t=7m17s

Kehoe often fought with his stepmother. When Kehoe was 14, the family's stove exploded as she was attempting to light it. The oil fueling the stove soaked her, and she caught fire. He watched his stepmother burn for a few moments before dumping a bucket of water on her, which, due to the oil-based nature of the fire, only exacerbated the flames. She later died from the injuries.

makes it sound like he was some
evil child
for just being like D::::: for "a few moments" and thinking that water would put out a fire

After the bombings investigators found a wooden sign wired to the farm's fence with Kehoe's last message, "CRIMINALS ARE MADE, NOT BORN," written on it.[4]

kewl

hahahaha grogberries you have perfected the "obama at a funeral" meme