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[08:07.24] <daniel> is it weird thoughthat
[08:07.30] <daniel> scuba** **** *********** me
[08:07.37] <daniel> re: **** ************ *** ****
[08:07.40] <daniel> that seems like**** *
[08:08.00] <daniel> *********** ****** *** ***** to say
[08:08.56] <daniel> ack don't rat meout for
[08:08.57] <daniel> saying that

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[01:03] * Joins: Yamsu (Spool@Nightstar-405eb2cc.dynamic.mtsallstream.net)
[01:19] <@daniel> hi yamsu
[01:19] <Yamsu> hello
[01:19] <Yamsu> Daniel
[01:27] <@daniel> :)
[01:27] <@daniel> supbro
[01:27] <Yamsu> got off work about an hour ago
[01:28] <Yamsu> so just wasting time before going to sleep
[01:28] <Yamsu> sup wit u?
[01:30] * Joins: QueenMab (NSwebIRC@Nightstar-3675211d.east.verizon.net)
[01:30] <QueenMab> You all look sleep
[01:30] <QueenMab> let me in your nose
[01:31] <Yamsu> Hello
[01:31] <QueenMab> Hello Yamsu
[01:31] <QueenMab> ready to have some dreams?
[01:31] <Yamsu> n
[01:33] <QueenMab> do you wanna haggle
[01:33] <Yamsu> what's that?
[01:33] <QueenMab> what's it going to take
[01:33] <QueenMab> to get you in a dream right now
[01:34] <QueenMab> I need to get up you nose
[01:34] <QueenMab> and make you some sweet dreams
[01:34] <Yamsu> paece between my desires and my capabilities
[01:34] <Yamsu> ]:,'
[01:35] <QueenMab> once I get you dreaming
[01:35] <QueenMab> you're going to be dreaming all night
[01:35] <QueenMab> one dream right after another
[01:35] <Yamsu> I've
[01:35] <QueenMab> some dreams will be fast
[01:35] <QueenMab> some will be slow
[01:35] <Yamsu> only had one dream per night
[01:35] <Yamsu> afair
[01:36] <QueenMab> well
[01:36] <QueenMab> get ready
[01:36] <QueenMab> for a bumpy ride
[01:36] <Yamsu> As Far As I Remember
[01:37] <QueenMab> so right now
[01:37] <QueenMab> I just want you to lay down
[01:37] <QueenMab> get comfortable
[01:37] <Yamsu> but
[01:37] <QueenMab> take your time
[01:37] <Yamsu> how will I type
[01:37] <Yamsu> ???
[01:37] <QueenMab> but when your ready
[01:37] <QueenMab> lean back your head
[01:37] <QueenMab> and try not to breathe heavily
[01:37] <QueenMab> and I will ride my cart into your nose
[01:37] <QueenMab> type
[01:38] <QueenMab> I thought we were haggling
[01:38] <Yamsu> like
[01:38] <Yamsu> haggling for souvenoirs
[01:38] <Yamsu> like some common prole?
[01:38] <Yamsu> ???
[01:38] <QueenMab> look
[01:39] <QueenMab> I'm renting this hazlenut by the hour
[01:39] <QueenMab> now
[01:39] <QueenMab> I want you to lay down
[01:39] <QueenMab> tilt your head back
[01:39] <QueenMab> and hold your breath
[01:39] <QueenMab> wait
[01:39] <QueenMab> first
[01:39] <QueenMab> blow your nose
[01:39] <QueenMab> then lay down
[01:39] <QueenMab> then tilt your head back
[01:39] <Yamsu> should I stop holding my breat?
[01:40] <QueenMab> and hold your breath for 10 seconds
[01:40] <Yamsu> *breath
[01:40] <Yamsu> OK
[01:40] <QueenMab> wait
[01:40] <QueenMab> okay
[01:40] <QueenMab> I'm ready
[01:40] <Yamsu> Alright
[01:40] <QueenMab> this isn't a trick is it?
[01:41] <Yamsu> ?
[01:41] <QueenMab> like are you tricking me?
[01:41] * Quits: the_real_mark (markdennis@Nightstar-edf315ef.res.rr.com) (Client exited)
[01:41] <Yamsu> tbh
[01:41] <Yamsu> I thought this was a trick on me
[01:41] <QueenMab> i donno
[01:41] <QueenMab> i'm getting bad vibes
[01:41] <QueenMab> usually
[01:41] <Yamsu> re all this shuffling and heavy breathings got my heart rate up
[01:41] <QueenMab> i get people that are already to sleep
[01:42] <QueenMab> i just don't feel comfortable with this
[01:42] <QueenMab> I mean
[01:42] <QueenMab> i'm not bumming you out am I
[01:42] <Yamsu> no
[01:43] <Yamsu> should I stop taking breaths or?
[01:43] <QueenMab> yeah yeah
[01:43] <QueenMab> please
[01:43] <@daniel> uh am i
[01:44] <QueenMab> this is just a mess
[01:44] <@daniel> should you guys be alone for whatever is happening
[01:44] <QueenMab> hey daniel
[01:44] <@daniel> hi
[01:44] <QueenMab> are you sleepy
[01:44] <Yamsu> daniel
[01:44] <Yamsu> be careful when dealing with the fey
[01:44] <@daniel> i could sleep, i suppose
[01:44] <Yamsu> just fyi
[01:44] <QueenMab> I'm interested in making you dream tonight
[01:44] <QueenMab> when you sleep
[01:44] <QueenMab> i'll drive my hazel nut cart
[01:44] <QueenMab> up your nose
[01:44] <QueenMab> get into your head
[01:45] <QueenMab> and make some dreams happen
[01:45] <QueenMab> I got yamsu waiting in line
[01:45] <@daniel> that sounds sorta painful tbh
[01:45] <QueenMab> but your next
[01:45] <QueenMab> listen
[01:45] <QueenMab> wanna haggle?
[01:46] <@daniel> for dreams?
[01:46] <QueenMab> look
[01:46] <QueenMab> i'm not going to lie
[01:46] <Yamsu> rather peggle
[01:46] <QueenMab> it's going to hurt a lot
[01:46] <QueenMab> but
[01:46] <QueenMab> lets haggle
[01:46] <QueenMab> maybe we could work out a deal
[01:46] <Yamsu> OK
[01:46] <@daniel> can i dream the winning lottery numbers
[01:46] <@daniel> i like dreaming but if i'm gonna haggle for em
[01:46] <QueenMab> are we haggling right now?
[01:46] <QueenMab> is this how you haggle?
[01:47] <Yamsu> What are we haggling exactly?
[01:47] <Yamsu> dreams?
[01:47] <@daniel> uh ? ? ?
[01:47] <Yamsu> if so
[01:47] <Yamsu> for what
[01:47] <QueenMab> I got some dreams
[01:47] <Yamsu> ???
[01:47] <QueenMab> is that what your asking for
[01:48] <@daniel> wait shit
[01:48] <@daniel> okay i
[01:48] <@daniel> understand
[01:48] <QueenMab> you haggle and the I'll haggle right after you
[01:48] <QueenMab> 1
[01:48] <QueenMab> 2
[01:49] <QueenMab> 3
[01:49] <QueenMab> haggle
[01:49] <Yamsu> It's I just don't frrl comfortable giing out creadit card info to strangers
[01:49] <Yamsu> on the internet
[01:49] <@daniel> i have
[01:49] <@daniel> gift cards
[01:49] <QueenMab> look I'm not doing this if I don't get paid
[01:49] <Yamsu> christ
[01:49] <Yamsu> my keyboard
[01:50] <@daniel> how legal is this if i may ask
[01:51] <QueenMab> hey hey hey
[01:51] <QueenMab> why
[01:51] <QueenMab> do you have to take a piss test or something
[01:51] <QueenMab> how soon
[01:51] <@daniel> I KNEW IT
[01:51] <QueenMab> look
[01:51] <Yamsu> haha
[01:51] <QueenMab> it's okay
[01:51] <Yamsu> and here I thought
[01:51] <QueenMab> as long as it's more than a week
[01:51] <QueenMab> or
[01:51] <Yamsu> you were a dream pixie
[01:52] <Yamsu> boy is my face red!!!
[01:52] <QueenMab> look]
[01:52] <QueenMab> you know how to cheat piss test
[01:52] <QueenMab> s
[01:52] <QueenMab> I don't need to tell you this
[01:52] <@daniel> well uh just went into a store that
[01:52] <@daniel> sold shelves of those
[01:52] <@daniel> detoxifyin stuff
[01:52] <QueenMab> okay
[01:53] <QueenMab> since I like you two
[01:53] <QueenMab> here's what I'm going to do

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what was pm'd between me and yamsu in the meantime

[01:47] <daniel> IS THERE SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
[01:47] <daniel> WTF
[01:47] <Yamsu> I think
[01:47] <Yamsu> wait
[01:47] <Yamsu> daniel
[01:48] <Yamsu> I thought you didn't know there was a IM component to IRC
[01:48] <Yamsu> re thread
[01:48] <daniel> oh nah
[01:48] <daniel> just that one on one sometimes means
[01:49] <daniel> you gotta meet em other ways
[01:49] <daniel> but anyway
[01:49] <daniel> i think
[01:49] <daniel> we're being sold cocaine
[01:49] <Yamsu> A BAGFUL OF DREAMS
[01:49] <daniel> O:
[01:49] <daniel> :O
[01:49] <daniel> right
[01:49] <daniel> up
[01:49] <daniel> the
[01:49] <daniel> nose
[01:50] <Yamsu> well I said the name of The Savior, so I don't think it's a aelf
[01:50] <Yamsu> re would've faded
[01:51] <daniel> tbh this is my
[01:51] <daniel> entire knowledge of queen mab
[01:51] <daniel> :
[01:51] <daniel> SHAKESPHERE
[01:51] <daniel> the end
[01:51] <Yamsu> whhat
[01:53] <daniel> oh wait
[01:53] <daniel> am i wrong then
[01:53] <daniel> thought queen mab was from uh
[01:53] <daniel> some play
[01:54] <Yamsu> queen mag
[01:54] <daniel> oh
[01:54] <Yamsu> iirc
[01:54] <daniel> weird, then
[01:59] <daniel> was
[01:59] <daniel> not aware you've met this person before
[01:59] <Yamsu> ??
[02:00] <Yamsu> I haven't
[02:00] <Yamsu> afair
[02:00] <daniel> viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20&p=279417#p279417
[02:00] <Yamsu> daniel


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[01:53] <QueenMab> okay
[01:53] <QueenMab> hrrmpf
[01:53] <QueenMab> don't look yet
[01:53] <QueenMab> hahrhhrrr
[01:53] <QueenMab> hahiiiirrhhhh
[01:53] <QueenMab> hrr hrr hrr hrr
[01:53] <QueenMab> okay
[01:53] <QueenMab> you can look now
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[01:54] <QueenMab> okay
[01:54] <QueenMab> does this change anything for you two boys
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[01:54] <Yamsu> tbh I was
[01:54] <Yamsu> watching youtube vids
[01:55] <QueenMab> well look
[01:55] <Yamsu> can you do a do over?
[01:55] <QueenMab> are you haggling?
* Looking up QueenMab user info...
[01:55] <Yamsu> with you?
[01:55] <Yamsu> or God?
[01:55] <@daniel> hahaha
[01:56] <QueenMab> boy
[01:56] <QueenMab> you boys sure look tired
[01:56] <QueenMab> I mean
[01:56] <@daniel> i could use a little
[01:56] <@daniel> get up and go
[01:56] <@daniel> sure
[01:56] <QueenMab> it's kind of silly staying up
[01:56] <QueenMab> when you're sooooo tired right
[01:57] <QueenMab> daniel while your going to sleep
[01:57] <QueenMab> tilt your head back
[01:57] <@daniel> then what
[01:58] <@daniel> also i get nosebleeds like crazy easy
[01:58] <QueenMab> okay
[01:58] <@daniel> HAHAHA
[01:58] <@daniel> IS
[01:58] <QueenMab> do you have any vaseline
[01:58] <@daniel> is this not your first visit to stabwound
[01:58] <@daniel> also yes
[01:58] <QueenMab> shhhhhhhh
[01:59] <QueenMab> don't get yourself worked up
[01:59] <QueenMab> it will make it hard to fall asleep
[01:59] <QueenMab> fuck
[01:59] <QueenMab> i have to go to the hospital
[01:59] <QueenMab> later
[02:00] * Quits: QueenMab (NSwebIRC@Nightstar-3675211d.east.verizon.net) ([NS] Quit: Page closed)
[02:00] <@daniel> so um
[02:00] <@daniel> seriously speaking
[02:00] <@daniel> i am like
[02:00] <Yamsu> daniel
[02:00] <@daniel> 78% sure this was a person pretending to be a fairy or w/e
[02:00] <@daniel> and
[02:01] <@daniel> that was dropping slowly
[02:01] <Yamsu> \that was like 30mins
[02:01] <Yamsu> ago
[02:01] <Yamsu> you
[02:01] <@daniel> via the coke thing
[02:01] <Yamsu> rube
[02:01] <@daniel> OH O:
[02:01] <@daniel> gbo was in here?
[02:01] <Yamsu> HAHAHAHA
[02:01] <Yamsu> HE
[02:01] <Yamsu> WAS MAB
[02:01] <Yamsu> THE FUCKER
[02:01] <@daniel> NO WAY
[02:01] <Yamsu> I KNOW
[02:01] <Yamsu> HE DIDN"T MENTION HORSE
[02:01] <Yamsu> *AT ALL*
[02:02] <Yamsu> *horses
[02:02] * Joins: Mercutio (NSwebIRC@Nightstar-3675211d.east.verizon.net)
[02:02] <Mercutio> O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
[02:02] <Yamsu> hey gbo
[02:03] <Mercutio> She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes
[02:03] <Mercutio> In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
[02:03] <Yamsu> oh I guess you were right daniel
[02:03] <Mercutio> On the fore-finger of an alderman,
[02:03] <Yamsu> it is Mab
[02:03] <@daniel> :,))))) (((((,:
[02:03] <Yamsu> not Mag
[02:03] <Mercutio> Drawn with a team of little atomies
[02:03] <@daniel> oh! was thinking it was like a
[02:03] <Mercutio> Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep;
[02:03] <Mercutio> Her wagon-spokes made of long spinners’ legs,
[02:03] <@daniel> royal cola/coca cola deal
[02:04] <Mercutio> The cover of the wings of grasshoppers,
[02:04] <Mercutio> The traces of the smallest spider's web,
[02:04] <Mercutio> The collars of the moonshine's wat'ry beams,
[02:04] <Mercutio> Her whip of cricket's bone; the lash of film;
[02:04] <Mercutio> Her waggoner a small grey-coated gnat,
[02:04] <Mercutio> Not half so big as a round little worm
[02:04] <Mercutio> Pricked from the lazy finger of a maid:
[02:04] <Mercutio> Her chariot is an empty hazelnut
[02:05] <Mercutio> Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
[02:05] <Mercutio> Time out o’ mind the fairies’ coachmakers.
[02:05] <Mercutio> And in this state she gallops night by night
[02:05] <Mercutio> Through lovers’ brains, and then they dream of love;
[02:05] <Mercutio> O’er courtiers’ knees, that dream on court'sies straight,
[02:05] <@daniel> gross :(
[02:05] <Mercutio> O’er lawyers’ fingers, who straight dream on fees,
[02:05] <Mercutio> O’er ladies ‘ lips, who straight on kisses dream,
[02:05] <Mercutio> Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
[02:05] <Mercutio> Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:
[02:06] <Mercutio> Sometime she gallops o’er a courtier's nose,
[02:06] <Mercutio> And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
[02:06] <Mercutio> And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail
[02:06] <Mercutio> Tickling a parson's nose as a’ lies asleep,
[02:06] <Mercutio> Then dreams, he of another benefice:
[02:06] <Mercutio> Sometime she driveth o’er a soldier's neck,
[02:06] <Mercutio> And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
[02:06] <Mercutio> And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
[02:07] <Mercutio> Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
[02:07] <Mercutio> Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon
[02:07] <Mercutio> Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,
[02:07] <Mercutio> And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two
[02:07] <Mercutio> And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
[02:07] <Mercutio> That plaits the manes of horses in the night,
[02:07] <Mercutio> And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs,
[02:08] <Mercutio> Which once untangled, much misfortune bodes:
[02:08] <Mercutio> This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
[02:08] <Mercutio> That presses them and learns them first to bear,
[02:08] <Mercutio> Making them women of good carriage:
[02:08] <Mercutio> This is she—
[02:08] <Mercutio> any ways
[02:08] <Mercutio> i have to drive mabs to the hosptial
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[02:09] <@daniel> hahahahaha
[02:09] <@daniel> :,)
[02:09] <Yamsu> kinda wish I read any of that
[02:09] <Yamsu> might read the logs later
[02:09] <@daniel> yeah i had to restart a couple times just to keep up
[02:09] <@daniel> bit hard to follow in irc format
[02:10] <@daniel> wait gonna
[02:10] <@daniel> wiki this and see if he is about to come back
[02:10] <@daniel> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Mab
[02:10] <Yamsu> well mercutio isn't in the same play as Mab
[02:11] <@daniel> looks like she appears in and out of different stuff but
[02:11] <Yamsu> so if you're going to go over every Shakespeare character...
[02:11] <@daniel> i dunno if there's anything major left so
[02:11] <@daniel> maybe that was it :[
[02:14] <@daniel> just
[02:14] <@daniel> llkh @
[02:14] <@daniel> "tbh i was watching youtube vids"
[02:15] <Yamsu> giggling at the drug turn it took\
[02:17] <Yamsu> well goodnight
[02:18] <@daniel> NITE!!
[02:18] <@daniel> plug up ur nose
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[02:18] <@daniel> HAHAHAHA
[02:18] <Yamsu> oh wait...
[02:18] <@daniel> hahahahahha
[02:18] <Yamsu> I
[02:18] <PoliceOfficer> Do you mind if I ask you a few questions
[02:18] <Yamsu> got to stay
[02:18] <@daniel> go ahead officer
[02:19] <PoliceOfficer> can I take a look at your nose
[02:19] <Yamsu> should I take some deep breaths first?
[02:19] <Yamsu> or lay down?
[02:19] <PoliceOfficer> can you do that?
[02:19] <Yamsu> OK I'm ready
[02:20] <PoliceOfficer> alright
[02:20] <PoliceOfficer> I'm just going to take this q-tip
[02:20] <PoliceOfficer> and take some samples
[02:20] <@daniel> i want to ask for a warrant but i'm intimidated
[02:21] <PoliceOfficer> no listen
[02:21] <Yamsu> daniel
[02:21] <Yamsu> plead the fifth
[02:21] <@daniel> good idea good idea
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> man
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> i'm a really bad police officer
[02:22] <@daniel> D:
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> i don't know what I'm doing
[02:22] <@daniel> ack
[02:22] <@daniel> sir i am just
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> I'm never been good at much
[02:22] <@daniel> afraid of double crossing a
[02:22] <@daniel> dangerous person
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> I thought
[02:22] <@daniel> that would probably get you a promotion
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> if I came here
[02:22] <PoliceOfficer> and got you to lay down
[02:23] <Yamsu> I'm
[02:23] <PoliceOfficer> and swab your noses
[02:23] <Yamsu> still laying down
[02:23] <Yamsu> and holding my breath
[02:23] <PoliceOfficer> i just thought it would be a good idea
[02:23] <PoliceOfficer> and that you guys would just run with it
[02:23] <@daniel> good god it's been four minutes
[02:23] <@daniel> haha
[02:23] <@daniel> okay
[02:23] <@daniel> i will
[02:23] <PoliceOfficer> naw
[02:23] <@daniel> let you root around but
[02:23] <PoliceOfficer> don't matter no more
[02:23] <@daniel> don't use my name
[02:23] <@daniel> D:
[02:24] <Yamsu> "Lebenon Gonzalez"
[02:24] <PoliceOfficer> I'm just in a really bad place right now
[02:24] <Yamsu> in your life or career?
[02:24] <PoliceOfficer> nothing's going right
[02:24] <@daniel> well uh
[02:24] <PoliceOfficer> my kid peed his sleeping bag last night
[02:25] <PoliceOfficer> we had to go to the laundromat real quick
[02:25] <@daniel> ono
[02:25] <PoliceOfficer> I didn't get any sleep
[02:25] <PoliceOfficer> i can barely see straight
[02:25] <Yamsu> out camping this time of year?
[02:25] <@daniel> well uh
[02:25] <Yamsu> or homeless via obamas regime
[02:25] <@daniel> i know a way to
[02:25] <@daniel> solve both your problems at once
[02:25] <@daniel> re: sleepiness and crushing depression
[02:26] <PoliceOfficer> I just can't get a brake
[02:26] <@daniel> suicide
[02:26] * Joins: zachary (NSwebIRC@Nightstar-4ab24570.client.mchsi.com)
[02:26] <Yamsu> WELL
[02:26] <zachary> wtf that was
[02:26] <@daniel> hi bro hi bro
[02:26] <Yamsu> SPEAK
[02:26] <Yamsu> OF
[02:26] <zachary> amazing how did i miss that
[02:26] <Yamsu> THE
[02:26] <Yamsu> DEVIL
[02:26] <@daniel> you
[02:26] <@daniel> didn't miss it
[02:26] <PoliceOfficer> show's over
[02:26] <PoliceOfficer> i'm all washed up
[02:26] <zachary> wait don't go
[02:26] <@daniel> :(
[02:27] <Yamsu> not sure if that actually works
[02:27] <PoliceOfficer> I didn't even bring enough q-tips
[02:27] <@daniel> i have some
[02:27] <@daniel> tissues
[02:27] <@daniel> could give you some boogers
[02:27] <@daniel> if it would help you
[02:27] <PoliceOfficer> i'm allergic to tissues
[02:27] <@daniel> oh
[02:27] <@daniel> damn
[02:28] <PoliceOfficer> do you mind
[02:28] <PoliceOfficer> i crash at your place tonite
[02:28] <PoliceOfficer> I don't mind sleeping on the floor or nothing
[02:28] <@daniel> sure ! !
[02:28] <@daniel> just make sure the screen door is shut tight
[02:29] <@daniel> oh wait is the
[02:29] <@daniel> urine kid comin
[02:29] <@daniel> not that he isn't allowed but think i oughta know ahead of time and all
[02:30] <PoliceOfficer> i'm so tired
[02:30] <PoliceOfficer> if he comes
[02:30] <PoliceOfficer> tell him daddies here
[02:30] <PoliceOfficer> tell him i'm going to quit my job tomorrow
[02:30] <@daniel> D:
[02:31] <PoliceOfficer> tell him
[02:31] <PoliceOfficer> to take over for me
[02:31] <@daniel> also uh hopefully you are not entrusting your child to wander over to the right house for the night
[02:31] <PoliceOfficer> tell him to pretend to be me
[02:31] <PoliceOfficer> he looks just like me
[02:31] <PoliceOfficer> he can be the police officer
[02:32] <PoliceOfficer> any ways
[02:32] <PoliceOfficer> i'm going to sleep
[02:32] <@daniel> what will
[02:32] <@daniel> you do
[02:32] <PoliceOfficer> he'll figure it out
[02:32] <PoliceOfficer> good night
[02:32] <@daniel> nite bro
[02:32] * Quits: PoliceOfficer (NSwebIRC@Nightstar-3675211d.east.verizon.net) ([NS] Quit: Page closed)
[02:33] <@daniel> yamsu have you been breathing yet
[02:33] <Yamsu> yo I regret everything I've done tonight
[02:33] <Yamsu> yes the breathing thing was one
[02:33] <Yamsu> just want this disclaimer in here
[02:34] * Quits: Yamsu (Spool@Nightstar-405eb2cc.dynamic.mtsallstream.net) ([NS] Quit: Leaving.)


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[01:59] <pepper> i dont get why they call it the blues
[01:59] <pepper> purple always seemed like a sadder colour to me
[02:00] <gbo> the blues isn't all the way sad
[02:00] <gbo> it's like sad
[02:00] <gbo> that feels good
[02:00] <pepper> well thats just
[02:00] <pepper> ridiculous
[02:01] <gbo> well that's what the blues is

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[08:04.42] <daniel> is it unheard of toput
[08:04.48] <daniel> sweet n sour sauceon a dog

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[22:23] <daniel> drew how like
[22:24] <daniel> comfortable is your living situation
[22:24] <daniel> school, making ends meet, etc
[22:24] <daniel> not trying to
[22:24] <daniel> make a point
[22:24] <Drew> uh it is
[22:24] <Drew> however it is I don't
[22:24] <daniel> just curious what you transcend, i guess?
[22:24] <Drew> really worry about it
[22:24] <Drew> I transcend
[22:24] <Drew> all
[22:24] <sickk> does rachel worry about it D:
[22:24] <Drew> obligations
[22:24] <Drew> yes
[22:25] <Drew> att
[22:25] <sickk> what if
[22:25] <sickk> her worrying
[22:25] <sickk> is like
[22:25] <sickk> ensuring your ability to
[22:25] <sickk> not worry
[22:25] <sickk> are you like a hasidic jew who
[22:25] <sickk> lets his baby
[22:25] <sickk> sit in the front seat
[22:25] <sickk> with no seat belt
[22:25] <sickk> bc gold will
[22:25] <sickk> D:
[22:25] <sickk> GOD
[22:25] <sickk> work everything out

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[18:18] <gbo> like scifi shows
[18:19] <gbo> are usually like introducing different personalities to people with aspergers



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[23:35] <tommmmy> D:
[23:35] <tommmmy> putting
[23:35] <tommmmy> pillows on the ground
[23:35] <tommmmy> in the shape of
[23:35] <tommmmy> stairs

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[19:34] <Drew> just
[19:34] <Drew> drank a
[19:34] <Drew> yoo hoo mixed with chocolate milk

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he said it was
better than either separate

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[19:36] <Drew> more like
[19:36] <Drew> die lot o saurus


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[00:52] <gbo> because i hear flutes are like saxophones
[00:52] <gbo> and I play saxophone
[00:52] <gbo> the fingering is very similar
[00:52] <pepper> i can play
[00:53] <pepper> a few scales on the saxophone
[00:53] <pepper> also i dated a saxophone player
[00:53] <pepper> and a trombone player
[00:53] <tommmmy> was
[00:53] <tommmmy> the fingering similar?

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shame on you

but also

shame on everyone else for not quoting that first

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[00:21] <gbo> you're a turkey nigger
[00:22] <gbo> gobble gobble gobble

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haha shit

is there something we can do?
dunno if any of us have the adminy powers

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