Truth and Beauty Bombs

I was thinking about making another chills thread
to record every legit chill
because
that would be way more embarrassing
re:
having to tell people which things you legit. like a lot
but
that would be a terrifying thread
like
it would
make me avoid
things that I like
in the same way I do now with things that I don't like (e.g. xing out of a videogame trailer halfway through because I sense a chill coming)

I think that
this thread will be
much more useful
re:
would make me avoid zany things
and would hopefully make yall avoid zany things if you decide to post in here

today I drank a whole carton of milk while walking down the street
and I was like
"B7
yes that's right I'm drinking a whole carton of milk while walking down the street *looks in car windows to see if anyone is reacting*"

also the carton was pink so I was hoping that people would assume it's "homo milk" (whole milk)

this thread is also going to force me to
embarrass myself in front of yall in the ways I don't usually try to embarrass myself in front of yall
with the embarrassing chills thread I'm sure everyone here understands that a bro can't help it and that it's just reflexes
like
some caveman thing
and it's usually just the soundtrack in a trailer that does it
but this zany things thread is for stuff you do on purpose

also don't post in this thread
like
in the morning
so that you can
free yourself to do zany things for the rest of the day

if you post and then do something zanier later that day you have to post again

post in this thread you idiots you all do zany things

it sounds like you're looking more for "post things you do that you later hate yourself for"

i could fill up that thread

only the worst one from each day!!!!!
(so that this doesn't become a travis thread)

just one is too hard sorry

tommy is lying

the fatal flaw in his story was

the "carton" of milk

when we all know that milk in canada

comes in bag form

ok got one for today

saw sneaky on the who's online list, hastily constructed a mating display out of old photos in my photobucket account

i didnt even post it in time

normally would be totally on board with this but uh
living in seclusion + my horrible deformity meant i saw like 5 people today, tops

wait shit i have one that might count, not sure, since it was accidental


while i was going for a walk today, i started singing with my music
but when i say singing i actually mean
like a weird sort of scatting
re: no lyrics

anyway i realized i was still on my street, around people's homes
and there were folks outside
no idea if they were within earshot

i think that you would have to be doing it intentionally WITHIN earshot for it to fit under the theme of this thread

i was a lot more self-consciously zany when i was 13:

I ate some bright pink froyo in a bright orange cup with a bright yellow spoon.

Does that count?

These things were all available at the froyo place, so it's kinda like they were encouraging it.

Also, nothing is zany in Silicon Valley anyway. People ride raz[o]rs to work and sit on a yoga ball in front of their giant leaf which shields their iPad from direct sunlight.

no but
saying
froyo does

the hair and that marshmallow fluff erk

Okay, but I only did that here.
TaBB is a zane safe haven.

i'll let me know you feel that way

every time I see the picture I feel like I have a hair in my mouth

This is... things you do intentionally to illicit a response from others who would observe it as zany, right?

I... cn't really imagine a lot of folks doing that. I could maybe picture some people thinking that certain things I do are zany, but I don't do them to be viewed as such. So... they don't qualify?

the zaniest thing I did
yesterday
was
tell some 6th grade students that I'm the son of a certain teacher at their school
because we're both called
"mr. d"
even tho
I knew it wasn't funny
and that it
was a lame thing
(they
got really excited about it tho and were like NO WAY!!!!!!!! and ran around asking everyone whether it was true
ugh
I feel bad even saying that because it sounds like I think it's a good thing)
and like
this became a
thing
that
school staff would bring up later
like
"OH LOOK IT'S MR. D______'S SON!!!!! XD"

also no I don't think they qualify but maybe someone could
make a good case 4it

ugh am I going to become some sort of
"office jokes" person

telling jokes that I know aren't funny
and people laughing at them in a really annoying way even they know that the jokes aren't funny
"HAAAAAA!"

HAAAAAA!

oh nooooooooo

I guess it's a good idea to post these the day after
because
then the day is over

I
bought zany glasses via the internet

I have balanced scissors and other office supplies on my head and have taken photographs of myself doing such things.

dammit I missed yesterday

I guess the most selfconsciously zany thing I did yesterday was make that "you," thread
not sure things I do on tabb should count tho

today:

using hand lotion in public

it's a thing that seems zany to me and I felt self-conscious about it
not sure if this
works here

ugh if I
let this stay
we'll have to allow
just any old thing that's embarrassing

I self-consciously applied cherry chapstick
in front of ppl I thought might object