Make your own Shell ad!

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

http://arcticready.com/social/gallery

This make-an-ad thing seems to be delightfully backfiring on Shell.
The most popular entry right now is "You can't run your SUV on 'cute'."
http://arcticready.com/social/9157881-y ... uv-on-cute

I bet TaBB could do some great ones.

I made one where I quote the About Shell link on the left.
http://arcticready.com/social/914256-a- ... tc---shell

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

it's
not actually by shell
look at the front page
it's oniony jokes
and
obvs shell wouldn't give you those pictures to choose from
guessing it's the "yes men" re: they just did some anti-shell prank a few days ago

(fyi I made one of these earlier before I realized it was fake)

grogberries · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:24 am

http://arcticready.com/social/712244-i-just-peed-in-my-mouth

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

Tommy's right. It's fake. :owlysad:

They make it very convincing imo.

Uh, TaBB should make some anyway, though, just for laffs.

daniel · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 pm **Posts:** 5803

How do you do a line break? I keep getting cut off, with a whole line of blank space still left.

grogberries · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:38 pm

I did the pee one btw

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

daniel wrote:

How do you do a line break? I keep getting cut off, with a whole line of blank space still left.

are you trying to tell me that Shell doesn't care about waste?????
I'm loling
I'm loling over here

daniel · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 pm **Posts:** 5803

http://arcticready.com/social/26989-not-sure-what-this-is-but-it-looks-like-

http://arcticready.com/social/7588915-jesus-christ-look-at-the-camera-not-me-d

http://arcticready.com/social/4863910-goddammit

http://arcticready.com/social/2989746-one-time-i-kicked-a-nest-of-baby-birds-t

this is frustratin to use tbh

daniel · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 2:21 pm **Posts:** 5803

didn't make this, but/so it's p. great

my brother made this $$$$

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

yo
there are tons of shirts and stuff re: seal-clubbing with "clubbing" jokes
like
jokes about going to a club...
are there any about
"breaking the seal"?!?!??!

grogberries · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:19 pm

Did a little walt whitman twist:

http://arcticready.com/social/683922-i-think-heroic-deeds-were-all-concievd-i

http://arcticready.com/social/5213610-i-do-not-offer-the-old-smooth-prizes-but

http://arcticready.com/social/2546472-shall-we-stick-by-eachother-as-long-as-w

http://arcticready.com/social/7395275-i-bleive-you-are-latent-with-unseen-exis

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

http://arcticready.com/social/2158170-h ... r-oil-rigs

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

That "I got 99 problems but solid ice ain't one" one is really good.

grogberries · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:50 pm

http://arcticready.com/social/6368490-hakas

grogberries · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:51 pm

http://arcticready.com/social/3612548-im-not-as-think-as-you-oil-i-am

2X2L · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:06 pm

http://arcticready.com/social/697493-wait-were-not-dogs

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

http://arcticready.com/social/2904364-c ... an-asshole

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