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grogberries
 Post subject: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:07 am 
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I mean come on.

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 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:18 am 
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I constantly use my saliva to wash my mouth.

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grogberries
 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:22 am 
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I propose a product that makes your mouth dirtier. Mouths are too clean imo.

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 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:25 am 
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What ever the product ends up being, the TV advertisement will show people washing it down with a cup of black coffee. It will be a couple holding hands.

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grogberries
 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:35 am 
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Just wait until the mouth wash executives find out people are on to them.

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Hello Again
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:43 pm 
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they created a bacteria that would kick out your mouth's indigenous bacteria and not produce teeth rotting acid but nobody would let them ever release it

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Hello Again
 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:44 pm 
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basically we could remove all tooth decay but we won't re: worry that a human made bacteria would do something worse

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He could only step forward, and hold out his hand and say, “I’m not likely to forget you, Daneel.” “That is pleasant,” said Daneel, nodding gravely. “As you are well aware, it is quite impossible for me, while in working order, to forget you.

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 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:27 pm 
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more like
NOBAMA doesn't want Big Dentistry to stop bribing him

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I am a little interested to have more Big Dentistry in my life. At first I thought I wanted the bribery like Obama gets, but really I think I'd even be kind of thrilled if Big Dentistry just looked at me and then gave me a knowing smile. I'd tell that story for years.

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 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:16 am 
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basically we could remove all tooth decay but we won't re: worry that a human made bacteria would do something worse

can't we just genetically engineer a mouse to have a human mouth and test it

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Hello Again
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:20 am 
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too dangerous
what if everyone
had an uncontrollable desire to kiss it

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Hello Again
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anyways no amount of testing is gonna satisfy anyone re:
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juraissic park
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Drear Pooson
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sneaking embryos out of the park in a bottle of listerine

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:35 pm 
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i like mouthwash

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 Post subject: Re: Mouth wash is a scam
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Mouth wash is a gateway drug.

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You start with mouth was and pretty soon you'll be brushing your teeth.

And from tooth brushsing there's not a long way to flossing.

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