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PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:56 pm 
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Idea:
robot protesting religious persecution re: claiming they have no soul
holding up a sign saying "IN GOD WE RUST"

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
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Idea:
porn stars protesting religious persecution re: biblical porn films
holding up a sign saying "IN GOD WE BUST"

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Make a joke about jack benny being cheap.

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punning limited liability with
limited lie ability

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Cash & Carrey?

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idea:

A joke about the diet of Kansas vultures

"Carrion, my wayward so-o-on..."

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some disapproving millionaire:
"now i see why they call you people the poor man's slave"

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ziggy gets a tapeworm and thinks he's pregnant
(reinforced when his massive eating causes the tapeworm to swell his stomach)

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:28 pm 
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this is one i've a long time ago but dunno what to do with it

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the existence of a best-selling 5 part sci-fi thriller about a scientist who makes a machine that can go through time but not space, which is explained in agonizing detail to mean that because of the earth's movement, he doesn't come out where he started
so he's restricted to traveling a few seconds forward or back, and appearing a few feet away

he's also terrified of seeing himself and causing a paradox, so he decides to permanently blindfold himself and basically just stumbles around solving crimes really ineffectively

the third book is a fan favorite, since his other senses start to kick in and it's a heart-poundingly tense few chapters until he just plugs his nose up and stops waving his arms around wildly

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Freaky Flyday starring Jeff Goldblum, Lindsey Lohan, and a fly as a fly.


fly-lindsey barfs on the food jeff makes for her because it's so disgusting!!!
but then he leaves the room in tears and we realize in a tender moment that it's actually just how she eats

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some asshole wants superpowers, so he blackmails a judge into making him legally invisible under penalty of death


everyone's forced to pretend they can't see him when he sneaks into locker rooms and all that business

but finally, some humble shopowner decides to place him under citizen's arrest (the police are too scared) after stealing one too many candy bars

they go to court, and a whole bunch of lawyers review the camera footage over and over, pretending to look for him


until the shopowner points out the mud on the guy's arm, and tells the court he saw it floating next to the candy bars that were levitating outside his shop

he wins the case and everyone starts "accidentally" pouring paint cans on the invisible guy until he gets so angry that he steals a fire station by burning down his house, then running inside and locking all the doors while everyone puts out the blazing inferno

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this one is stupid

indiana jones 5:
the government, forced to sell some of their storage space due to the recession, winds up delivering the ark of the covenant back to Indy's apartment

for the first few days, indiana jones refuses to touch it, but then he starts hearing some tapping and a voice asking for food
so Indy winds up opening the lid up a crack and slipping some bread inside, eyes averted

that ends up becoming a routine for a few months until finally, Indy gets curious enough to just open the damn thing
turns out Moses was in there the whole time!
They have a laugh over a couple of beers and decide to become roommates

it works at first, but then Moses starts turning shit into snakes every time he doesn't get his way

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
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idea: shit wait maybe this was intended for puns only

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
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idea:
inspector gadget, except his tools are things his surgeon accidentally left inside him


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the one where ross becomes a cyborg, gets into a car accident, and is turned down for repairs since the warranty tape holding his brain in place has been ripped


idea:
the legally invisible asshole gets his comeuppance when he declares the fire station a sovereign nation named "United States of Fuck You!", and an angry Obama nukes him
the only remains are a tattered flag depicting the guy flipping the bird with one hand, and holding a beer in the other


idea:
somebody confirms/denies the pun thing or at least posts so I don't completely dominate this thread with stupid shit please

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2013 8:17 pm 
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pretty sure this thread is all about daniel's stupid shit now

keep it up

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
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okay last one before someone else has an idea
re: this was a great thread, i don't wanna kill it
but i already wrote this

idea:
somebody makes a film similar to the Twilight series, except the love interest is a robot instead of a vampire

he takes off his shirt a bunch and shows off his amazing robot powers.
But since he can't feel emotions, he's a complete jerk to everyone. Nobody else but the main character likes him. She loves him, is the only one who understands him, etc.

once the film ends and the screen fades to black, the words "BEING A ROBOT IS AN ALLEGORY FOR AUTISM" appear on the screen

nobody's sure whether the film is offensive or progressive

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:42 am 
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In a WW2 movie the hero has get to the other side of the battlefield to save his war buddy. He grabs a car and just drives over all the German soldiers while they're shooting at him. On the way back he tells his buddy he had always wanted to Krautsurf.

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 3:38 pm 
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someone else can pun these if they want

the government should have a website with a forum, where legislators debate things with each other. Regular people can post there too. Nobody is allowed to make a law based on a claim that's been debunked on the forum.

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instead of having any live debates, there should be a website where you can host your debate. It's arranged like a web, argument-nodes connecting to each other, and with all assumptions and qualifiers expressed explicitly. Then you can just tally up how many arguments from either side remain unchallenged, and have a consensus. The results can be customized according to different starting premises.

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 4:15 pm 
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a pun like

How did Louisiana win the makeup world series?

Battin' rouge.

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Which scouts never feel compelled to earn badges?

Ennuibelos

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joke about female mummies and the male gauze

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something about stock photos of Jesus being Corbis Christi

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get penn and teller to join tabb

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 Post subject: Re: idea thread
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Ennuibelos is amazing.

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Is this something I'd need a baden powell to understand?

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idea: ziggy cant remember the name of google, or the term "search engine" and enters into the google search bar "website word scanner"

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idea: ziggy thinks there are people that manually change the count on website counters. He's unemployed and thinks he can get a job doing that. He spends a lot of time making a cover letter and resume fine tuned for that in mind. Then he finds out that it's done by machines and he has this moment where he's like, "Do I even want to live in a world like this?"

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idea: it's about a dog who can talk. He's been fixed and he keeps asking his owner how many balls he used to have. He's like, "I know it's more than one re: 'balls' but how many where there?

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idea: a superhero who wears blackface to hide his identity

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