Truth and Beauty Bombs

hahaha

a sequel to the michael scott cia movie
but this time starring the least successful office castmember

michael scott does a bad impression of a nationality to a person of that same nationality for 22 minutes + commercials

nbc accidentally plays an episode of the dilbert cartoon in the office's timeslot

Michael Scott learns that his biological grandfather was a NASA astronaut
thinking the role is hereditary, he organises the next company retreat near Cape Canaveral, and prepares to fulfil his destiny

A gypsy woman transforms the entire office cast into dogs, except for Ryan the temp
The timing couldn't be worse, as it's the week of Dunder-Miflin's first ever presidential visit
cameos by William Shatner and Betty White as the President and First Lady

dwight drinks some bad coffee so the office shrinks down and goes in his bloodstream

jim stays behind to keep dwight laughing so his yuk hole will stay open for them to escape through

season 18: everyone watches chuck norris joke slideshows on youtube

Michael Scott travels back in time to go to a Third Eye Blind concert

The Office's characters are picked off one by one by a serial killer..................................
but wait!
the serial killer was just
karen (with the dundermifflin gang in on it)
playing a prank on michael
for hallowe'en! (this ep. airs on the thursday closest to hallowe'en)

when it's pointed out that the band is still together, he shakes his head, saying "it's not the same"

micahel scott turns out to be an illegal italian immigrant
and marries jim to be able to stay in the country
........but will jim be able to put up with michael scott's constant organ-grinding?!?!??! (via trying to get back to his roots)

"gee michael, where were you this week?"

"i guess the writers wanted me out of this episode"

[deafing laughter, standing ovation]

dwight inherits his uncle's haunted beet farm
......but only on one condition!:
everyone who works at dundermifflin has to sleep over there for a whole night

pam disappears entirely

dwight's mother appears

she is dwight's actor in a wig

there's a new pam, played by elliot from scrubs
then the old pam comes back for most of the next season

jim's actor and pam's actor reunite 15 years later on jim's actor's latest sitcom
"don't I know you from somewhere?!?!"

kevin dies of cancer
a month after
kevin's actor called something "gay" in public

last lines of an episode

"just throw away the test results! i don't care anymore ! i'll accept myself no matter what"

"w-well, okay" *throws paper in bin*

close up on paper which reads: TEST RESULTS: SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE ISN'T HUMAN?!?!?!

basketball legend shaquille o'neal???? what are you doing here????


i'm here to show you what life would be like if you were never born

a rival paper company
with a boss and workers who look suspiciously like the boss and workers of dundermifflin
moves into town

michael stars in a movie and gets too full of himself

until he remembers who his REAL friends are

"michael! I can't believe you signed us all up to compete on American Gladiators!"

an episode about a
craze for a parody of harry potter
sweeping the office

dwight accuses everyone of being the harry potter parody's version of a "mudblood"

michael: everyone come quick into the office!!! you're not gonna believe this!!!

[ten minutes later, everyone walks out]

oscar: michael, there's no such thing as a fairy, stop being ridiculous.



michael: b-b-but it was right......there.......

turns around and the fairy is leaning on a file cabinet and speaking in a new york accent

Michael gets shot.

Two seasons later he returns! Turns out that the shooting, and the last two seasons, has been a dream that Pam had.

Everybody in the Office has to move, as the office has been reloacted to Hawaii.

And instead of selling paper, they are now testing surfboards!