Truth and Beauty Bombs

this is about the best time to either kill vriska or make her truly evil

we have now come to understand her

and making her one of the "good guys" would make her as cool as post-conversion vegeta or piccolo which is not much

seems like a good time to kill the troll of your choice

we now have had two blind characters, one paraplegic, and I believe it's safe to assume Dad and Bro were mute due to their lack of mouths.

my question is why does this "andrew hussie" character hate deaf people so much he leaves them out of the disability party?

the characters communicate entirely through instant messaging

and none of them have ears.

they can hear honks

Sollux is using a headset to talk to Terezi.

I think it's safe to assume that

they do have ears.

they smell honks

(and how!)

aradia is boring

well you have to give her a little bit
she didn't have any interests for the longest time
so of course she's bound to be uninteresting

she could at least make some puns

she's more interesting now than when she was a ghost.

can anyone summarize that journal entry for me

Old Vriska is the kismesis of Old Eridan. It explains how both of them are similar in some ways, some stuff clicks in place. While reading it, it dawned on -me that every girl in Hivebent had been somehow courted by Eridan (except for Kanaya, his morail), but Vriska.
Anyhow, Old Vriska is trying to unsettle Old Eridan (dubbed "The Orphaner" - because he has killed the Matriorb?) or something, and she calls upon Vampire Kanaya, and some steamy lesbian vampire pirate action goes on. Eridan absconds during the display.

I'm guessing you're just assuming this because of the teeth remark because I see nothing else that would identify the slave Mindfang stole from Dualscar. But sharp, pointy teeth are a normal part of troll anatomy.

yeah and whoever it was was described with "horns [that] make attractive shapes and pair themselves pleasantly"

pretty sure that means the horns are symmetrical.

or asymmetrical but complementary

Hussie has somewhat confirmed Kanaya is a rainbow drinker.

Yeah I get that, I'm saying there are no rainbow drinkers in the journal so far.

Also again, trolls have fangs, even the kind who don't have a taste for the hemospectrum.

vriska is boring

there are
only boring trolls left(assuming nepetia died)

oh wait forgot about karkat and
sollux

ok did you really call Sollux a not-boring troll while grouping Terezi in the boring pile

like is that really a thing you just did

oh wait forgot terzei just
lost her glasses
and didn't get killed

whaaat i love eridan how can you not like eridan

I'm digging the mexican standoff thing in the latest flash

and terezi's ancestor is pretty cool.

Fuck yeah, Kanaya!

Yeah fucking seriously.

Gamzee's momentary spotlight to off Nepeta and Equius to establish himself as a worthwhile threat is gracefully ended with a Kanpyre kick to his ambiguous betwixt the legs troll anatomical features.

fucking shattered the dude's bone bulge

imo bro is gonna
splatter all over his
quest bed and come back
god tier

I assumed God Teir required a living dream self at the time of death... I think all the Troll session Derse and Prospit versions are dead by Noir, right? Aside from the ascended.