Truth and Beauty Bombs

i always wanted to make one

not like, tall comics good or w/e but

one that is at least on the internet and seen by like 20 people


but then I see project wonderful and i think that is like potentially what i am showing the entire world w/ my shitty stuff

i accidentally saw some pw ads the other day

via being on my phone

and one was literally for a

furry inflation/preg comic

i always fucking click the ads

i always have to see with headlines like

"we're at war....with this guy???!!!!"
"HIPSTER HITLER DOT COM"

or something like a picture of what looks vaguely like breasts

and it scrolls down to reveal they are balloons

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!"

"KITTEN NINJAS DOT NET"

"live life.....on the rebound side!!"

"REBOUND DOT ORG"

"WE'RE NOT CALVIN AND HOBBES, BUT HOPEFULLY YOU DON'T KNOW THAT"

wait what if i made a webcomic that was just fake project wonderful ads

do it before Unwinder does

oh shit

i just realised i've been working on a comic script since last August

daniel this should
help you w/ your ambitions
you should be like
"wow. look at how all this stuff is total shit. and yet it is able to exist on the internet somehow."

speaking of
things existing on the internet
FINISH THAT
TINTIN POST
DANIEL
ASAP
OR YOU'RE GETTING DEMOTED

ack

see your comics would
def be better than cathy

and it's in newspapers

for some reason each time i left click i middle clicks instead

so i keep closing tabs and unable to click things

think i need to just hit tab enough times and then enter to send this message

get help from dezro or somebody

anyway that is my excuse

is your right-clicker stuck?

dunno what else it could be
other than some dork remapping the button on you

webcomic "ambitions"

You're shitting on my dreams :[

so you just
show that mean old baron and
make a webcomic asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

right after u finish
the tintin post

I put project wonderful ads on my site. And one keeps swelling up, getting all bigger than the other ones. I've made one cent.

I MADE THREE CENTS ON PW. I SPENT IT ALL ON TABB AND RYAN TOOK MY AD AWAY.

I NEED A GOOD WAY TO COOL DOWN.

NOW HE'S TELLING ME I HAVE -$0 IN MY ACCOUNT SO HE'S SHUTTING DOWN ALL MY ADS. THIS IS LIKE THE WILLY WONKA BOAT RIDE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE PAY PAL TO GET MONEY INTO THE SYSTEM. HE'S PLAYING GAMES WITH ME.

today I remembered there was a comic called Sluggy Freelance and checked to see if it was still around. It is.

DANIEL WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN

don't you have a
truck full of water