Truth and Beauty Bombs

boy that's some good secret santa-ing

yesssss pictures.

That looks like a really nice package.

Hey gang,

Cheston here.

I'm borrowing this "tabb confessions" account so I can confess to you that Daniel sent me AMAZING SECRET SANTA GIFTS!


A clay figure of Maculos, the villain of Eyeball Knights 4!
This was the most heart-warming item. He's sitting on my television.


A bunch of awesome mini-comics with religious messages, and a cassette of campfire songs!


A toy guitar! A card that claims today is my Christmas, which arrived closer to my birthday than it did to Christmas!

There were also pull-n-peel Twizzlers, but since I hadn't eaten dinner yet when the package arrived, I went all Cookie Monster (if he ate Twizzlers instead of cookies) on them before taking the photos.

Thanks, Daniel!!!

Does the love story have a happy ending???

OH MAN CHICK TRACTS $$$$$$$$$$$$$

It is almost February and I have seen no news of a present nor has the person who received my present posted unboxing pics

I'm sure your secret someone is just looking for the right thing, and also doesn't want to unbox until they feel like they deserve it by having sent something

icaw, the person I sent my stuff to hasn't received theirs, either, afaict

(IT WASN'T YOU)

hypothetically, if a certain secret santa had yet to send a gift to
tabb's biggest procrastinator/disappointment producer



their recepient would not only totally understand the massive amounts of huffing and puffing before settling on something

but also they hardly would notice thanks in part to the fact that
the gift they sent arrived at its destination on january 14th, for crying out loud
so it's not like they're much of a stickler for time


so i would suggest that certain secret santa already deserves to open a nice gift!



(oh haha originally erased all this cause i was mistaken over who was left)

I got your stuff! The octopus is on top of the TV next to Ryan Reynolds and the bracelet is on my desk. How do I attach that, by the way? Just tie it?

Also, my SS, if I don't think of anything hood and personal, expect a collection of random shit that may or may not hit.

Yeah. I'm not really annoyed by the length of time, just hoping it uh still happens.

You can tie it as a bracelet if you want, but they're actually just worry beads. So if you're fidgety just slide the beads around/flip it through your fingers etc. Could you post a pic of snowctoman in his new environment??

Will do! And that's what they are? I haven't heard of those, but I like the concept. I might try using them next time I'm out.

ditto

man I'm never doing secret santa again didn't get nothin

You'll get it... I apologize for being way bad at my part this time But you'll get something.

Still have a package I have yet to open, still assembling a parcel I have yet to send. But I am moving in a couple of weeks, and I'm not going to be a fool who packs up an unopened parcel, so I'll be opening it before then, but I won't open it until I've mailed something.

So watch out, world.

It contains a really slow time bomb.

No one will be suspicious 'cause it only ticks every 20 minutes

The gift of disappointment.

Thanks Andrew!!

I haven't read the comics yet, and I'm still listening to the music now, but thank you and merry Christmas!

MOMINTS

MY SELF ESTEEM HAS MOVED UP

I NO LONGER HAVE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS THE WORST

are those fake plastic limes???