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grogberries
 Post subject: Q: Why do boat musicians practice their sails every day?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:18 am 
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A: So they don't play wrong knots.

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not to mention the correct use of cords


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one has to practice a lot as it can be surprisingly tricky to play in sea


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the sailor found a piece easy to play because it mostly consisted of hull notes

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Everyone on the yacht was consistently sharp, while the barge players were all flat.

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Q: Why did the boat composer write a piece about horses after he woke up?

A: He had a night-mare-y-mellody ferry suddenly.

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Q: Why did the musical boat stop early?

A: They dropped the encore!

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Q: Which musician "rocked" the musical boat while protected from the wind?

A: Alee-a!

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Q: What kind of singing did they do on the musical coast guard boat?

A: Squall and response!

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Q: What do you often find in boat music albums?

A: Ocean liner notes!

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predict that encore/anchor will be the last decent pun this thread will yield


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fuck you alee-a is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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she's dead plz have a
lil respect

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squall and response is like 4 puns

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 Post subject: Re: Q: Why do boat musicians practice their sails every day?
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ocean liner notes is an instant classic

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james I think this is
just because you have a stupid accent that makes encore/anchor better than it is

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feel like I am about three or four inferential steps away from getting alee-a tbqh

not that I'm asking you to embarrass both of us by explaining it to me


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http://youtu.be/A5AAcgtMjUI

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like I said


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 Post subject: Re: Q: Why do boat musicians practice their sails every day?
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I'm not embarrassed at all tho B)

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A sailor was attempting to rest when his ship came under attack by a pirate fleet. He immediately started a cannon but ran out rounds. While he was fiddling with the gun, the captain horned in and demanded to know why he wasn't firing. The poor sailor, knowing the captain under the best circumstances was quick to tempo, said "I'm sorry sir, but there are too many boats per minute".

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Q: Why did the boat musicians get sick during their performance?

A: They drank boat milk in every bar and were lifeboat-intolerant [boat milk comes from lifeboats].

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Tommy, how long have you been punning?

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Like was there a time where you were like:

The puns start today.

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I was pun year old!

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Surely it was schooner than that.

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Yo, this joint makes me hear the voices of angels.

It's a choral reef.

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I guess there's a similar "seaweed" pun to be had.

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My co-worker said he'd take our games to Steam, boat will he?

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My co-worker said he'd port our games to Steam, boat will he?

This counts as a separate joke.

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