Q: Why do boat musicians practice their sails every day?

grogberries · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:18 am

A: So they don't play wrong knots.

Stutter · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:05 am

not to mention the correct use of cords

Stutter · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:03 am

one has to practice a lot as it can be surprisingly tricky to play in sea

TheBrood · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:54 pm

the sailor found a piece easy to play because it mostly consisted of hull notes

Andrew · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:03 pm

Everyone on the yacht was consistently sharp, while the barge players were all flat.

grogberries · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:19 pm

Q: Why did the boat composer write a piece about horses after he woke up?

A: He had a night-mare-y-mellody ferry suddenly.

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

Q: Why did the musical boat stop early?

A: They dropped the encore!

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

Q: Which musician "rocked" the musical boat while protected from the wind?

A: Alee-a!

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

Q: What kind of singing did they do on the musical coast guard boat?

A: Squall and response!

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

Q: What do you often find in boat music albums?

A: Ocean liner notes!

Stutter · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:43 pm

predict that encore/anchor will be the last decent pun this thread will yield

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

fuck you alee-a is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

she's dead plz have a
lil respect

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

squall and response is like 4 puns

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

ocean liner notes is an instant classic

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

james I think this is
just because you have a stupid accent that makes encore/anchor better than it is

Stutter · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:40 pm

feel like I am about three or four inferential steps away from getting alee-a tbqh

not that I'm asking you to embarrass both of us by explaining it to me

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

http://youtu.be/A5AAcgtMjUI

Stutter · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:52 pm

like I said

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

I'm not embarrassed at all tho B)

TheBrood · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:26 pm

A sailor was attempting to rest when his ship came under attack by a pirate fleet. He immediately started a cannon but ran out rounds. While he was fiddling with the gun, the captain horned in and demanded to know why he wasn't firing. The poor sailor, knowing the captain under the best circumstances was quick to tempo, said "I'm sorry sir, but there are too many boats per minute".

grogberries · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:08 pm

Q: Why did the boat musicians get sick during their performance?

A: They drank boat milk in every bar and were lifeboat-intolerant [boat milk comes from lifeboats].

grogberries · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:05 am

Tommy, how long have you been punning?

grogberries · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:06 am

Like was there a time where you were like:

The puns start today.

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

I was pun year old!

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

Surely it was schooner than that.

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

Yo, this joint makes me hear the voices of angels.

It's a choral reef.

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

I guess there's a similar "seaweed" pun to be had.

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

My co-worker said he'd take our games to Steam, boat will he?

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

My co-worker said he'd port our games to Steam, boat will he?

This counts as a separate joke.

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