ice cream

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

is disgusting
how does anyone eat it
I am used to ice milk now
re: it's what my bro gets att because it's like
80 calories per cup or something
and I haven't had ice cream in _ years

anyway
ice cream makes me want to throw up
it's like
such thick slime
it's gross
it's so fatty it feels warm
it's like eating butter
wtf
wtf
people are idiots
even ice milk is gross

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

You lost me at using "like eating butter" as criticism.

Hello Again · **Joined:** Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:45 pm **Posts:** 7972

ice cream is great on top of a hot brownie
and in milkshakes
not really any other use for it

Dezro · **Posted:** Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:45 pm

Cheston wrote:

You lost me at using "like eating butter" as criticism.

qf motherfukkin t

andyclark · **Posted:** Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:59 pm

ice cream sucks and so do you

octobites · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1860

Have you guys tried frozen custard? It's so fatty. Fatlicious.

Adam · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:37 pm

Started to write a ridiculous reply about various foods that could have the word 'frozen' appended to the them and discovered 'frozen lemons' which sound delicious.

SMAX · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:10 pm

I just like things with fat and sugar in them

toomanydragons · **Posted:** Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:01 pm

is ice milk something that everyone else here is familiar with?

Hello Again · **Joined:** Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:45 pm **Posts:** 7972

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

it's called
"low fat ice cream" in the us
according to wikipedia

andyclark · **Posted:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:28 am

haha what

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

it's like
ice cream
but with
less fat
like how
milk
has less fat
than cream......

it was mentioned in the simpsons
so it's
not a total non-us thing
iirc wikipedia said that
they've only been allowed to call it "low fat icecream" since 10 years ago
so I guess ice milk sounded less appealing

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

the flanders ate ice milk
iirc rod and todd wanted wintergreen
and maude wanted plain

Chen · **Joined:** Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:57 pm **Posts:** 1505

CORRECT

MOST OF THE ICE CREAM IN THE US IS NOT PURE CREAM

FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN BY LOOKING AT THE INGREDIENT LABELS ON THE ICE CREAMS I BUY THEY ARE MOSTLY MILK

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

I think Maude calls it "unflavored"

Adam · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:48 pm

llalb at wintergreen flavoured iced milk

2X2L · **Posted:** Sat May 05, 2012 7:23 pm

octobites wrote:

Have you guys tried frozen custard? It's so fatty. Fatlicious.

When I was a kid, we'd all go to the Abbott's in Pittsford right by the canal and get frozen custard. We'd throw most of our cones in the canal for the ducks. Everyone was so happy. The ducks were happy, too.

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

how could you tell they were happy they have hard bills and can't smile

octobites · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1860

They make unmistakably happy duck sounds. It's like wrdlwrdlwrdlwrdl and sometimes they fluff up cheerfully.

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

maybe those are sad sounds
maybe they fluff up sadly
how could you know

octobites · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1860

It's sort of the same way I can tell when people are happy without them needing to state it out loud. I mean I can't be 100% certain (about anything) but I'm fairly confident in the impression I receive. Also when they are sad they just mope around and get tears all over the place. It's very obvious. Ducks are pretty dramatic.

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

wtf
ducks cry
that is ridiculous O:

Cheston · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 3:30 pm **Posts:** 6618

Even if they're not "happy," if they're voluntarily eating a thing, it's probably a pro-duck situation.

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

just realized that
re: crying
I should have made a
duck/duct pun

octobites · **Joined:** Wed May 27, 2009 1:14 pm **Posts:** 1860

It is just very fortunate that their feathers resist water otherwise their featherfronts would be all soggy during their sad times.

yellowbus · **Joined:** Thu May 28, 2009 12:02 pm **Posts:** 2437

i like where this is going bc adam is likely to show up
any
min
now

yellowbus · **Joined:** Thu May 28, 2009 12:02 pm **Posts:** 2437

does ice milk taste signif shittier
maybe if i have a pint of ice milk
itll be ok
(thought you guys were talking about
iced milk for a second)

god i love cream
; )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Drear Pooson · **Joined:** Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:03 am **Posts:** 26263

ice milk tastes shittier but
eating it feels less gross, so it's better

after eating ice milk for a long time I forgot that it was different from icecream

Adam · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:56 pm

yellowbus wrote:

i like where this is going bc adam is likely to show up
any
min
now

oh god I'm late again

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