Truth and Beauty Bombs

the addams family but with the obamas
it has shit like malia waterboarding sasha
obama writing a book called "nightmares of my father"
a dried up ear, cut off a vietcong bro, that lives in a box and can flop around
a really tall sniper who lies on the roof

I spent almost a full minute trying to come up with a joke about the monster living under the stairs but that was the Munsters

biden is uncle fester

I think that President Obama should add more Gomez Addams mannerisms to his persona. The only problem would be that he'd be just TOO likable that way. All reading his State of the Union addresses while standing on his head and smoking his pipe. A lion stalking through the White House. The Rose Garden has carnivorous plants that eat guests and they have to save some foreign dignitaries to prevent a war. And the dignitaries are all flustered and outraged and THIS MEANS WAR but then Lurch comes to show them out and doesn't do anything at all but his presence terrifies them into accepting Michelle Obama's rat flavored cookies as a peace offering.

this
is nice
this would be
great

except michelle obama is waging a war against cookies, I hear!!!!!!

It would be just like Morticia
to serve meat cookies
that don't use any of that
awful, awful
sugar


"Oh sweet things? How dreadful!"

Which is just like Michelle O!

They are probably full of rats and oats and some sort of unheard of exotic berry.

ok urrite that
works perfectly

I am not familiar enough with the Obama children to know which is Wednesday and which is Pugsley.

Probably the older one is the Wednesday re: the older sibling is usually the one who convinces the other one to get inside an Iron Maiden

but I don't know which one is older.

I want to make an iron madden pun but I'm not sure how.

gridiron madden

cousin mitt joke here

crossover where they meet the scooby gang

like not even a thing where like shaggy is w and fred is bill clinton and scooby is dick nixon or whatever
but just the straight-up scooby gang

and scrappy doo, the hypoallergenic portugese water dog

Tommy, I'm imagining some adam's family/home improvement mash up.

"MORE POWER!!!! RUH RUH RUH!!!!!!" -obama, trying to force americans to buy health insurance

"I don't think so, barry" -the supreme court

obama shoots wilson for getting too close to the fence

obama finds brad's bag of weed hidden under the bench in the backyard
obama throws brad in a cage for years

working on the drone in the garage

Tommy these are p good ideas.

bumping to suggest nancy pelosi as grandmama
she is: bumbling, manipulable, probably going to be killed by an angry mob at some point