Truth and Beauty Bombs

Hey TaBB!

I haven't been posting very much on 2.0, as I have been working on projects. However, when working on projects, it's important to remember to take breaks and make smoothies!

In case you missed the first "episode" of Kfunque Rocks the Blender (in 3D), it was here: http://vimeo.com/4502418

And now I have made another one!

http://vimeo.com/5175137
(my cat is in this one)

The 3D thing is very confusing there is a 3D designing tool called Blender and I just watched expecting something really cool to come out of the blender like a robot or something and i was sorely disappointed

Oh man, that's true. Sorry about that!

I won't mention the word 3d anymore. At least not until I get a fancy camera set up and provide plastic glasses for everyone that visits the site.

Hahaha, I was just playing. You need a lab coat and the illusion is complete.

oh man I can't watch this right now but I am glad this is back for new tabb
:]

I did a new one!

http://vimeo.com/6040676

The cat's not there at the beginning, but then she appears and EATS A FLY ON CAMERA.

woooo cat

I cleaned my kitchen today, so I thought I should make a new video while it's still all neat and tidy!

There is no cat at all in this one (but here is a picture of kitten cuddle times: http://twitpic.com/fskym )

http://vimeo.com/6336452

kfunque, you never told me you were a babe. I'm excited to see how all of these drinks turn out.

There is now a new video.

A new video with a special guest. And also more of Kiya the cat!

Sadly, though, she does not capture and consume a fly in the background this time.

http://vimeo.com/6998622

From his arm alone I can tell that Boorishly is a hairy, hairy man.
Were there sexxy makeouts?
Also: I really can't find smoothies without bananas in stores. Odwalla and Naked both seem to put banana in everything. Kfunque, being our resident expert, do you have any idea why?

I like how Boorishly is now literally alive in our hearts alone.

Actually he's literally alive in Ohio or wherever.

Oh, of course.



Though I had not observed this trend, I suspect it has to do with two things. Flavor-combinations and texture.

Bananas go well with a wide variety of fruits and other smoothie ingredients. Berries: yes. Coconut: yes. Orange: yes. Chocolate: yes. Apples: probably! Lemons and Limes: ...maybe? (I will have to try that on a future episode) I am going to hypothesize that bananas also work well to make other weird pairings match better. For example, in the latest episodes, the banana may be what made the raspberries and orange juice work together in one drink.

Also, bananas have a good texture for blending. They rarely leave any bits behind that you end up having to chew at the end of the drink. But they are still substantial enough to help give the smoothie the rich texture that you expect such a drink to have.

Guys, seriously.

what :o

Ooo, do you take requests?

For smoothies? Sure!
(For makeouts? Nope!)

I'm kind of annoyed that Boorishly's proselytising about the joys of bachelorhood was all just a load of BS.

Where's the fun in that?

But, uh, what about something like (and I'm just throwing fruit out there)... strawberry, lemon, coconut, and banana. Not sure how it'd turn out, but each fruit matches with one other fruit in the list!

Tom, Tom, Tom. Just because I showed him the light (the light of makeouts) does not mean that he believed in bachelorhood any less in the past!

I will try this soon!

I now have a mental image of Kfunque leaning by the doorway, slowly undressing, as Boorishly desperately tries to filibuster his way out of the predicament.

bachelor

more like gigolo

I would not resort to such tactics! Said makeouts involve two willing participants.



I am prepared to defend Boorishly's honor if I must. I am not sure what is actually involved in defending someones honor, but I think it involves painting over insinuations spray painted on water towers. Or maybe beating you up, but I don't think I could do that. So we will stick with the painting.

I'm picturing it like Boorishly's arm groping you from off-camera

I'm pretty sure you could beat me up, I'm watching Return of the Jedi instead of working

not "going to the gym" or even "preparing a hearty and healthy meal" but "watching a film I have already seen"

You can make something of this, Meg - just make sure to dance along with the Ewoks.

I'm only doing this because I've never seen it on DVD before, and it's going to be a while before I upgrade to a HD format/get the inevitable box set.